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Here’s the resort: https://www.islabellabeachresort.com/

Doesn’t Amanda watch this show and realize that even if he came on a K1 visa and they married, he still couldn’t work in the US until he got a green card.

You could be right! It's not possible to tell if this person has a neck or not.

Bathing beauty? I'd better spoiler tag this for anyone with a weak stomach:

projectile vomiting and uncontrolled diarrhea!

Other side effects may include involuntary muscle movements which may become permanent, sausage fingers, and a skin infection of the perineum

Rumors have it that even though they had broken up, they were called in to fill the void after Colt’s tragic trampoline accident. She’s probably still breastfeeding both of them The same idiot who thinks you can’t get pregnant when you’re breastfeeding

Load shedding

I think Kenny was a property manager in Florida but is now retired

Mean girl vibe

Sweet little Amanda is not so innocent: https://starcasm.net/90-day-fiance-amanda-wilhelm-battery-arrest-details-exclusive/ 2010 was a busy year for her between this arrest and meeting Jason!

Okay, I’m confused. Dempsey gets off work and goes home to find Statler has created a Valentine’s Day scavenger hunt. She goes out searching for the clues and the last one is about dressing warmly to meet Statler “under the stars” and she returns to the caravan to get changed. Then, it’s pitch black and Statler is building a fire and the fixings for S’mores. This is obviously hours after the scavenger hunt. What were they doing all that time?

Only FANS! People pay to see sexy photos of participants. Fart Jar Stephanie also has a rival website called Unfiltrd.

Bitch-er

So that strand of stringy hair is DELIBERATE?

Calling Vlad the Impaler!

Last Resort premiers tomorrow night BUT you’re in luck. There’s a one hour preview up next in the time slot vacated by Match Me Abroad

I’m waiting for Statler to break into the Barney theme

My theory is that his cheating was with paid hookers

So should Mary

The bake at home kind. Can you buy a whole cooked pie at the counter? Is it the same price as the slices would total?

And has a four year old asking if they will sleep together!

Our Costco doesn’t carry them anymore. You can only buy the slices at the take out counter

Especially that one stringy strand

When I played that, I always got Poindexter!