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But we got Princess Toast! TWO TIMES! edited: Make that THREE times! Edited again: final count, FOUR TIMES! (I’m going to keep track of Princess Toast this season.) and Sgt. Baker finally showed up in the last ten minutes

Jay’s script: “You know, like, I’m beautiful, you know, like, heavy sack, you know, like, the ‘d’, you know, like...”

Steven’s claim that the only thing he knew about Russia is that “they have cold winters,” reminds me of Nicole only knowing that it’s hot in Morocco.

Don't feel bad, I have a hard time keeping all these losers straight, too.

or airport scenes with flower drama because he brought the wrong kind or none at all!

I finally got around to watching the entire first episode and from what I've seen so far, they haven't come up with anything new for this season. Already they've shown: disapproving parents, siblings and/or children friend(s) who think American is crazy single mom innocent baby weird mother-son relationship 20 year age difference religious differences hot Latina, way out of American's league vacation f**k restaurant scene How long will it be before they show the following: hair salon or mani-pedi scene wedding ring or gown shopping meeting with attorney/therapist/minister/doctor photography session for modeling cuh-rear criminal record comes to light someone has a medical condition foreign fiance threatens to go home weird food scene Anything else?

In other words, what makes you different is what makes you different? Thank you, Fodder Obvious

In case you missed it on the Darcey thread, TLC recently hosted a reunion of some of your "favorites" from the last season of 90 Days meeting the new cast. In Touch posted a video of the festivities: https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/90-day-fiance-reunion-cast/ I cracked up when I saw Paul's party attire. What a strange dude!

I’ll never forget Jorge accusing Anfisa of doing “prostatutorial” work. But we’ve gotten way off topic here. Maybe we need a separate forum just to discuss the way the American half of couples mangles the English language.

I wonder where Angela was! WHAT THE HELL IS PAUL WEARING?

That reminds me, just this week there was a 90 Days cast reunion with some of the couples plus "single" Danielle, Darcey and Molly. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall for that one! https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/90-day-fiance-reunion-cast/

Just to show Jesse "what he's missin'"

Right, in the Dutch language there is no "th" sound like in English so Jesse will pronounce it either as "d" or "t."

It appears to me that Jesse had a gig as a "body double" in one scene of a movie but he's acting like he turned in an Oscar worthy performance. He says his psychology background makes him stand out as an actor because he can get into the character's way of thinking. Isn't that what "method acting" (which has been around for years) is all about? What a Delusional Dutch Douche!

I have no words...https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/90-day-fiance-jesse-meester-new-movie-acting/

You should blur out Father’s face and give Mother apostrophe shaped eyebrows.

I’m confused, too, especially now that they’re saying this is her third “prenacy” since they got married. Only they know the real timeline, we’ve only seen a highly edited version of the wedding, miscarriage, and Paul’s return to the US and have no idea how time actually elapsed between the events. I can’t blame Paul for being suspicious.

Sorry if I'm getting way off topic, but I thought my fellow grammar nerds would get a chuckle out of this:

I suspect both trips to England that we saw were paid for by Sharp/TLC, with a film crew in tow, but Rachel doesn't have the money needed for the K3 Visa. Even if it was under 5K, that could be a fortune to her. So everybody, please help out our "star crossed lovers" and sign up for a special recorded birthday greeting from her or Jon. With swearing or not, your call!

I remember reading about him saying something about losing two babies to miscarriage, so that would make sense. Karine must be very fertile to get pregnant so easily. Depending on when he's been in Brazil, that could easily raise his suspicions as to whom the father is. I agree that Karine looks younger (and prettier) in those photos so they might have been Pre-Pol. And I wonder what happened to the body builder guy that she was messaging with and Paul confronted her about.

"Me and Azan..." Another pet peeve of mine is when they make "I" possessive like, "Jon and I's relationship."

My recollection might be hazy, but I thought Paul ran away (lumbering like an alligator up the hill and leaving her alone with the camera crew,) before Karine was approached by the machete wielding mugger and so he missed the whole thing. At the time, and still today, I thought it might have all been staged drama.

Oh, very true! A very special frozen "Bundle from Britain" perhaps?

for $ 30, Jon will wish you a "Happy Fuckin' Birthday." What is he, 12 years old? I can see Rachel exploiting Lucy for their recorded wishes program, people might pay to have her gurgle out a birthday wish. As for the claims of Lucy bonding with Jon, I think she's just an easy going baby who probably smiles at everyone. She's used to seeing him on Skype, which to her could be similar to watching a children's television program and interacting with a familiar face like Mr. Rogers. I'm also voting that Jon is NOT Lucy's bio dad, especially based solely on comparing their baby pictures. I really don't think Rachel could have afforded to fly to England at her own expense, meet Jon in person, and get pregnant before applying to be on the show. I'm sure the woman who claims her married son is Lucy's bio dad and Rachel's own mother could put an end to the speculation and paint a totally different picture than the couple's supposed "Fairy Tale." The fact that Rachel doesn't have a relationship with her own mother is a big red flag to me like Mom wanted no part of this whole phony story.

Totally forgettable Antonio also charges $50.