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I know! She can make up any shit she wants and tell the family that’s what their loved one is saying. And they believe her and hand over the big bucks.

Ashley’s bridesmaid with the black and white Pom Pom top hairstyle looks like she should be on “My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding.” And if I was unceremoniously dumped Bridesmaid Natalie, I’d be mighty pissed if I was out the cost of TWO bridesmaid dresses!

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I hate how Kalani swivels her shoulders as she “up talks.”

Then in the very next scene, it’s already dark and they’re going out to dinner (actually surprise ambush party) and Ashley is wearing minimal makeup like she’s going to the gym?

The police having to “knock down the door” and handcuff Coltie leads me to believe HE was being uncooperative but maybe Larissa being arrested was because he had “marks” on him but she didn’t. Her scheme to get him in trouble for DV might have backfired. Also, I don’t think Colt’s father died when Colt was underage. I recall him in the first episode saying how many years it was since he passed away, something like 7 or 9, not when Colt was a teenager.

“Where are my flowers...where are my flowers...where are my flowers?”

I think it’s fairly common (and possibly even required) that a parent be named on a bank account when the child is under 18. But continuing to share the same account with “Mother” when you’re in your 30s...

Hmmm, I wonder if Leida's "Aya Cohen" FB persona has any connection to Sasha Baron Cohen and his famous pranks where he is filmed playing a fake character. Anyway, the woman is obviously unhinged.

Eric doesn't send out vibes that he would care one iota about this. I'll bet Allessandro being a MALE is a big factor in this since Eric has three daughters. He wants a son to proudly carry around on his shoulders and teach him "manly" things.

Are we talking about the same guy who turned down free cheese samples and expected four people to share one cheesesteak? Maybe Leida did have a diamond ring from her first husband and SHE sold it to Eric (for a dollar) so technically she could claim he “bought it” (but FROM her, not FOR her!)

Leida: "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV..."

Hot or cold, they’re all subs here at the central Jersey Shore.

“is that a pickle in your pocket...” (WTH is that bulge?)

Do these two look like they’re going to the same event?

Maybe Leida’s family is wealthy enough to have a servant whose job is to carry Alless around on his shoulders everywhere? I can imagine Leida screaming, “Put him on proper! His feet must never touch the ground!”

Here’s the photo they showed of Colt and Larissa on vacation. He looks better without his glasses, but I can see pronounced sidemoob on Colt

He couldn’t even stop for Leida to get a free sample of Wisconsin cheddar.

I believe at some point Kalani said she was “raised Mormon” but had left the church several years ago.

What if Coltie Father is INSIDE the slot machine! I did not hear her offer that. But I was thinking that would be a reasonable compromise. I think Larissa said it when she was first surveying the room, before she expressed her disapproval

Yes, she bitched about everything then turned to Coltie, flashed him a gummy smile (ala “Corny”) and said “I love you” which was supposed to make everything okay. Maybe she’d be happier if she gets a Larissa snowwoman to add to the display. I did hear Debbie offer to put the slot machine in her bedroom if Larissa didn’t like it

You lost me at gorgeous and cheerful since I don’t find Larissa to be either one. I’m still shaking my head about the awkward airport scene where she harps on the missing flowers and gives him a perfunctory hug without as much as a “hello.”

Oh, NOW I get it! Those snowpeople are Colt and Mother.

Especially when the living room is otherwise bare

NO Sgt. Baker tonight! I hope he’s okay, you know water can do a lot of damage. And only one helping of my coveted Princess Toast in two hours. I was disappointed but then cheered up again after seeing Debbie’s t-shirt. At first I thought it was the famous “Three Wolves Howling” shirt that gets such hilarious reviews on Amazon.