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What’s with the random brown Command Hooks on Colt’s wall? They look like giant roaches.

Or drop it down the garbage disposal like Rachel? speaking of faux diamonds, no way is that rock real! He told Debbie, “Larissa wants a large STONE,” notice he never said diamond.

Boy, Eric really sprang for a high quality couch! https://www.walmart.com/ip/Intex-Queen-Inflatable-Pull-Out-Sofa-Bed/20927116?athcpid=20927116&athpgid=athenaItemPage&athcgid=null&athznid=PWVUB&athieid=v0&athstid=CS020&athguid=3d89d203-6bb-16729c50df235d&athena=true

Is Jimmy Dean making these sausage commercials from The Great Beyond?

Followed by a huge eye roll.

Eric's last name is Rosenbrook. I don't know where the Cohen comes from, it certainly doesn't sound like it could have been Leida's Japanese ex husband's last name. I still think Eric and Leida are pranking us and there's a Sasha Baron Cohen tie in.

No, Kalani, Asuelu is definitely NOT the "Most Hated Man in America." You yourself might rank higher in the "Most Hated Woman in America" category, but only a small percentage of Americans even know who you and Asuelu are and out of those of us who do, many like him much more than you. You're a very minor reality TV "star" who will be forgotten very soon so you're not even on the radar of the vast majority of Americans.

Colt said in the first episode his father died ten years ago, so Colt would have been in his early 20s. They showed a graduation picture of Colt posing in cap and gown with his father and he looked like it was from high school. But you’re right, if it’s true the slot machine was a gift from Colt’s father, Debbie has had it for at least ten years, long before she moved to Vegas

Maybe Colt was trying to portray himself as Paul 2.0-a geeky, awkward guy who lives with his mother and meets a hot Brazilian girl online, but to add something to his story line to catch the producers' attention, he came up with "AND I dress my cats" angle on his audition tape.

Colt's father died ten years ago, so he wasn't a minor, but I suspect they opened an account for him at 14 and a parent had to be a co-owner. He might not have changed it to his own Big Boy Account once he reached adulthood.

In terms of popularity, "Colt" is 213th for baby boy names in 2018. Did "Tank" make the list? I just re-watched a segment of the first episode and Colt said his father passed away TEN years ago which should settle the question as to whether or not he was a minor when his father died. Colt said he had been living with his mother since then but didn't say anything about moving from Seattle.

I thought "Colt" as a name was weird enough (except maybe if it was short for Colton) but his middle name is TANK! Was he named for two kinds of weapons?

I noticed that, too! Had Colt been shacking up w/ someone else? Or was it a roommate? Or his gross cousin? I also wondered about that and thought maybe Colt and his father lived together and next door to Debbie for some reason. Or maybe Colt has a sibling that hasn't been mentioned and "they" lived next door to the parents. But what really confused me was Debbie saying that they'd been in Seattle until a year ago and Colt's father passed away ten years ago, so I'm pretty sure that their Vegas house was purchased just for the two of them.

Thank you so much for clarifying this! So Leida has a bachelor's degree in what used to be called "PRE-med" in the US and has not been accepted into, let alone attended, the advanced training required to become a physician.

IIRC, I don't think Leida used the word "handsome." She said Eric looked "very ruggedly" which made me chuckle.

In the very first scene with Cole and Debbie, she was serving him breakfast and he was complimenting her cooking.

I won't criticize if those are her own/natural teeth...but they appear to be an upper plate, not well made for her mouth. An upper plate complete with a realistic dead tooth

I thought "low carb diet" too, until I remembered him scarfing down that giant croissant.

Is Baraboo WI anywhere near a major medical school/teaching hospital? I’m still shaking my head over Eric renting a two bedroom place in the Poconos. That was barely adequate when it was just he and Leida in one room and Reina and Alless in another, but when her parents and plus sized brother arrived, I thought it was ridiculous that three people were now relegated to sleeping on the couches! Especially since Leida’s family is used to five star hotels! And despite their protests to the contrary, I still think there was at least one mouse lurking around in that kitchen, although Eric assured Father Doctor there weren’t any animals in the area.

Sodium Pentothal? Leida seems entirely too focused on money-how much her family has, and how much she THINKS Eric has. Even when she said she wanted to be a doctor in the US she said it was “because they make lots of money.” No mention of wanting to cure people or make the world a better place, just greed

Do you mean INVENTING Cultee’s exes?

Sargeant Baker MIA tonight! Four times clueless mother gets Princess Toast! FIVE sightings of the adorable Honey Bunches of Oats lady!

My first thought was Intervention. She had a pretty rugged rough look to her ? And another bridesmaid looks like she stepped out of the J Crew catalog

Discussed in detail on their thread Maybe he volunteered to go fight ISIS

“Baked Bean” teeth