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They claim they are doing this to “give back to their fans.” I wonder if there’s a vomiting option, upcharge for upchuck perhaps?

I heard he was going to be on a European version of "The Bachelor." Oh wait, supposedly it was "The Bachelorette" so he would have been the one competing to get a rose and not in control.

There has been quite a discussion of the dog crates earlier in this thread. Nothing was said or shown during the season about dogs but now there is some evidence that Paul is home in KY, working for a dog trainer, and has two German Shepherd puppies. Maybe he got them in Brazil?

Who CAN speak with Karine unless they are adept at using a translation device! Recently, there was some post by Paul about him and Karine "tragically losing two babies." Do you think she has miscarried since the Tell All? Then there was other posts saying she was expecting twins! If she has trouble keeping a pregnancy, perhaps genetic testing is a good idea and that's what Paul means when he says "DNA test" not just for paternity.

The left side of Karine’s face always looks lumpy and puffy to me.

“He’s a rare breed, this one.”

It reminds me of one of those contests to win a car by being the last person to remove their hand from it

Um, I think he might have said Payless? Jon's got himself a pretty sweet life. Go out drinking and brawling with the "lads" every night (leaving that pesky wedding ring home), stumble home in the wee hours, fall into bed and sleep it off until mid afternoon when he can talk to Rachel who is just waking up in NM (7 hours ahead.) Then, after his Mum makes him a home cooked meal, he goes out again. Edited to add: Then, maybe once a year, Rachel and Lucy will come to town to play house and Jon can be "Husband, Father, King" for a couple of weeks.

Maybe during the hug they set up their hotel tryst for Hate Sex that night

Don't worry, Jon has no qualms about "dating" married women, but your friend could always remove her wedding ring. I want you two to go there! Start a Go Fund Me, I'm sure there are lots of posters here would would underwrite your weekend, in the name of love!

Oh no, I just had an awful thought. What if the competitive Silva Twins, with their penchant for young foreign men, BOTH appear on the next season of Bt90D?

Jesse would have stressed that it wasn’t just any shoe, no sir, it was a LOUBOUTIN! That would have summoned a SWAT team!

I totally agree with the theory that Angela came to the Tell All with the plan to dramatically break up with Michael at the least provocation. She just wants to be on TV and it was time to cut Michael adrift and dash his dream of coming to the US and meeting his hero. He’s charming and I’m confident that there will be many women contacting him. Maybe even Molly.

According to Jon, only 10 men out of 1,000 (that's 1%) can be decent step-fathers and the rest are just (bleeping) pathetic (bleeping) beta males. But HE has enough masculinity to be a MAN! To me, he makes about as much sense as Kanye.

Posters have speculated this was filmed in July since Rachel said she'd been back from England for two months and they got married in May. And this season's episodes hadn't aired at that point so none of the participants had seen any of the THs or footage that didn't include them.

She said in the first episode that she doesn’t have a relationship with her own mother because her mother didn’t approve of her decisions

I thought she meant she hadn’t spoken to Michael since she found out he called her “Elder” and broke up with him during their segment of the Tell All which could have been earlier in the day. Just like Paul saying Karine hadn’t responded to him after they were filmed

Sorry, late to the party. My daughters made me “Princess Toast.”

Thank goodness we had adorable Lucy to look at instead!

I usually DVR the show to watch later, then I pause it to read the live chat here after each couple's segment. But not tonight! I'll be snarking in real time with the rest of you! I don't want to miss a minute of the "madness."

...who will hopefully send you money every month from their meager earnings. Or more likely expect you to send THEM money every month from your meager earnings, which you'll do happily for the "love of your life." I just now realized that Jon is the only participant sending money TO the US!

During the commercials and endless recaps, you're welcome to use the Karaoke app on my phone to sing duets and possibly fall in love with men or women all over the world

I'm sure most of you know how to behave and I don't mean to offend anyone, but I'm afraid we must establish some etiquette ground rules for tonight's party. No throwing shoes of any kind, including Louboutins No regurgitating food into another guest's mouth any others?

Since I haven’t received “regrets” from Lady Gaga, I expect her to attend tonight’s party.

Wow! Good sleuthing! I recall reading something about his job involving taking care of the dogs- feeding and grooming them, cleaning out the kennels, certainly not drug detection training. I’ll bet he is raising those two shepherd puppies for future training.