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The “Peppa” dress (as Diane pronounced it) did the bride no favors in the chestal area. I think Hong Kong Bride and over the top fiancé David Wu were there to create a “Crazy Rich Asian” storyline.

if she thinks THAT, she's obviously knocking back the wine again! I think she could claim that Tom is richer or more successful than Stacy's hunky Albanian, but sexier or better looking? No way!

But, shhhhhh, her mom doesn't know yet!

I was confused tonight when Hailey Paige brought her "boyfriend" when she came to Kleinfeld's to surprise the HP obsessed bride because I remembered an episode not that long ago that talked about the five dresses she had designed for her own wedding. It turns out that was in 2015 when she married a guy named Danny after a very brief courtship. They divorced last year and she began dating Conrad who is a fitness model. Since the episode was filmed, Hailey and Conrad have gotten engaged. I wonder if she's going to design MORE dresses for her next wedding.

I remember Darcey saying her mother was going to be watching her girls while she was in England and since the twins are currently living in their "father's house" (at least for filming) I would imagine that Stacy's kids are either also with their Silva Grandparents or with their father.

Creepy twins: "Come and play with us, Drascilla..."

I think returning a dish empty is WAY better than breaking a dish the minute you meet someone

I was skeptical about the six hour flight comment, too, so I looked it up. It's about 4 hours on a commercial jet but maybe he didn't have a direct flight. OR maybe Jet-setter Tom flew in a friend's private plane, yeah, that must be it...

He is certainly a dainty man, isn't he. It was like a scene out of "The Dukes of Hazzard." She didn't seem to be particularly apologetic about that even though she claimed to be mortified in her TH. I forget, did she bring a "hostess gift" to his parents? I know she had presents for Zied, like a hand knitted scarf-"Yas...I looooove it, Babee..." and the negligee she bought with her daughter. (I wonder if he thought he was supposed to wear it?)

Maybe it's a British thing since Tom was the one who first referred to it as "Gran Canaria" in the phone call when he told Darcey he had just gotten back from a six hour flight there and that he was going to take her on a trip on his cousin's 60 ft. yacht. Right after that he asked to see Toxic Friend's tits.

Like on “The Office”!

Cabron restaurant in Bucaramanga has a Facebook page, so the name wasn't a joke. From what I can remember of my high school Spanish, it is named for a legendary hero: https://www.facebook.com/cabronrestaurante/menu/

I forgot potential Modeling Cuh-reers!

But there's way more than a TLC paycheck to consider. Even the "worst" participants get thousands of followers on social media and comments that stroke their egos. They are recognized on the street. They get interviewed and referred to as "stars" by newspapers and magazines. They are guests on talk shows. They get publicity for their business ventures. They are asked to endorse products. They are given freebies. People contribute to their Go Fund Mes. Even if they are Z List Celebrities for only a few months, the rewards can be quite lucrative

I don't think she WAS fine with that idea, but since they weren't married yet, she couldn't wield her authority. I recall her waiting breathlessly for his return and the news that he hadn't succumbed to temptation. The whole car scene in the episode appeared like each was trying to teach the other a lesson. Since she wouldn't give Rawnold the credit card and let him go by himself, he was going to make her sorry she came along by speeding. In turn, she was going to teach him “a thing or two" by not bringing money along so the trip to the store would be futile. What's wrong with her loosening the leash a bit and saying, "Here's $20, bring me the receipt and the change." My mother used to do that to me all the time.

In that case, I can understand why he had to go there IMMEDIATELY and speed like an idiot to get there before they closed at 6:00. But Tiffany thwarted his whole plan. She who didn't trust him to go alone and holds the purse-strings didn't bring her purse! That'll teach him!

because they have the potential of being Reality TV Stars and getting paid to be idiots.

and she looks like her neck is broken and she can't hold her head up straight in every scene.

It's driving me nuts, too, every time I see it misspelled. It doesn't help that Tim and other American fiances (Ross) make no effort to pronounce it with an "oh" instead of an "um" in the second syllable. btw, my daughter lives and works in Columbia, MD, too! Nice area.

Have we ever heard anything about Veronica’s “baby daddy”? Tim is not the girl’s (what’s her name?) biological father, but could the secret be that he is listed on her birth certificate as her father? Similar to Jon in England and baby Lucy?

But only Benjy has a hairy back (I think!)

The picture I remember seeing was Tim as a scrawny teenager. Is it possible he was born female but had started identifying as male by then? The only thing that convinces me Tim is a male is his extremely deep voice.

Could he adopt her if he and Veronica were never married? I think that's Tim's secret, too. And if Veronica's daughter's bio father has never been in the picture (or was he a sperm donor?) why couldn't Tim adopt her?

He had to "sleep with" her brother? I missed that!