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Meeting the competition. Did Deaven do her makeup? She makes Darcey look almost natural.

Derp Another literally painful looking dressing scene

Yea....Melissa in Colombia No, this Maria was the American and the guy Daya (not to be confused with the female Daya) was from somewhere in the Middle East but it was really a catfish and she never left the country to meet him. It was all pretty forgettable. Oh wait, her name was MARTA

Remember last season when the Airport Bar Stripper (another Maria, IIRC) got catfished and was only on a few episodes? Maybe when Caesar’s storyline plays out, we will meet another couple, like the mysterious one in the ads who have actually never been on the show? https://images.app.goo.gl/aruAVfoGvU1fCD5c6

In between there will be some live chat about “The Family Chantel” but not much since nobody admits to watching it.

Teri! Phone home!

Don’t give up, we’re only halfway through

But that's not a secret to us, the viewers. "I've got a big secret" implies that we also don't know, otherwise he would have said, "she doesn't know we were engaged". I wouldn’t be surprised if he legally adopted Veronica’s daughter since Veronica stressed that the three of them were a “package deal.”

“Teem”

Are the chocolate panties for Maria or Caesar’s enjoyment?

I thought Angela said “Michael has a LION problem.”

or holding a wine glass

"Dance, if you’ve torn the bandage off." Pretty apt description of Darcey, huh?

That's an interesting thought. Maybe the bloody nose story was just a cover and Tom had shoved toilet paper up his nostrils in an attempt to block the smell.

Every time they show Darcey's Ho Bath, I crack up when she almost hits her chin on the dryer

I’m going to start a band named Ageless Sex Kitten... More like Aging Oversexed Kitty Alleycat

But you know who would be fun? His weird sprockets stepfather with the two tone hair. He was an epic asshole but just looking at him made me want to laugh. Add to that his Betsey Johnson lookalike mother and it would be a hoot

I don’t know, I think he’s pretty humorless. His comment for everyone would probably be that they needed to work on themselves, babe.

When we first met Liam, he said something about there being a 30 year age difference between his Mom and Aladin which led people to speculate that she was older than she claimed.

I thought I heard the mom mention a divorce somewhere in the early episodes. Maybe I'm mistaken. That kind of rings a bell, that Avery (at least) was from a prior marriage and some or all of the other kids are from her Mom’s current marriage.

What you didn't see was Laura spending 45 minutes in the airport bathroom changing her clothes, reapplying her makeup and spraying a noxious cloud of perfume on her lady parts

Drink! Drink!

Apparently Darcey and Stacy had twin tummy tucks in May (wouldn't that be after filming?) but all the pictures are of their faces! https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/posts/90-day-fiance-darcey-and-stacey-silva-undergo-plastic-surgery/

I thought she said she was the oldest of six kids so her mom was obviously a Teen Mom. She seems to have a pretty close relationship with the man she called "Dad," no mention of him being a step-dad.