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Maybe Caesar will add a picture of himself modeling them (in front of a wall of nail polish) to his professional portfolio, so they won’t go to waste.

Drink!

We've only seen the first half, maybe there's a wardrobe malfunction still to come. Stacey even made a comment about Darcey needing to "push those girls up." Meanwhile Stacey is completely covered in a sparkly floor length black dress, stuffy Tom is wearing a jacket and tie and Florian is dressed in all in black- jeans, shirt, leather jacket and a watch chain.

From the scene of them getting ready for their disastrous Albanian Double Date, I've decided Tom’s hair is his own. It’s very long on top and he was shown adding Zied like oil to it. I thought Darcey's outfit was outrageous. Unfortunately when I stopped to take the screen shot, I couldn’t get rid of the “play” arrow, but maybe that’s a good thing because Darcey is practically flashing us.

I thought the message on Tim’s Colombian ex’s shirt was interesting

Forgive my ignorance, but what the hell is a “Candy Posing Pouch”? According to Zied, the gift he needs money for is for his SISTER

This makes me think of Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd on SNL when they did their famous “Two Wild and Crazy Guys” skits

Of course she did!

Quoting myself here, but I just wanted to mention more details about the handshaking after Omar and Avery’s wedding. The sheikh was shown smoothing down the sides of his beard with both hands, then he WIPED his hands on his jacket, THEN he extended his hand to Omar for the “Sheikh Shake.”

No wonder Tom threw up on that car ride. We know that Darcey reeked of Angel and Stacey probably was in a cloud of more Angel or a competing stench. Florian and the driver probably felt sick, too.

Yes, I did mean that TIM might be impotent but it was merged with my response about Omar and Avery’s wedding. It wouldn’t surprise me if Tim has some type of ED or low testosterone issues. (Forgive my armchair diagnosis, I’ve been watching too many commercials!) That would explain his reluctance to be intimate with Jeniffer and also be a factor in why his relationships with his Colombian Ex and Veronica didn’t work out.

I thought of Liam just now when I saw that Geico commercial with the mother introducing "This is Jamie, you're going to be seeing a lot of him..." and the teenage son snarling, "I'm not going to call him Dad!"

What a waste for Liam to come to Tunisia and then hole up in his hotel room. I would much rather Ludwing was there!

You forgot the handshakes, first to the sheikh, then to very confused looking AVERY and then to and even more confused Teri. Maybe he's impotent?

Isn't it actually pronounced "shake"? From what I've read, that's the English pronunciation, but the Arabic pronunciation is more like "shee" with a back of the throat sound at the end (like German) Perhaps he did. Wouldn't that be a great plot twist?

In the Silva Sisters Olympics! Eyes on the prize!

When they showed scenes of her at home, doing gymnastics with her other obviously "former gymnast" friends her knit hat came off and she had brown hair in a pony tail. Her hair was also brown in her pre-Muslim photos.* You can also see that she has long hair according to that big bunch of hair in the back of her hijab. * I have read that she came under criticism from Muslims for showing her hair in her old pictures but blamed Teri for submitting them to production

I missed the Bonus Scene some posters are mentioning when she was brawl-less

Angela should always be ready for a brawl

He's a master at passive-aggressive mind f**king!

I thought it was hilarious and cruel at the same time when Tom said he "might" have proposed IF they had gone to romantic Gran Canaria as originally planned.

For those of you whose invitations were lost in the mail...

How'd he get the mole on his forehead to move sides? his part moved, too, I think it's a selfie which shows up in reverse.

Avery sat on the sidelines wearing a Yoda Cloak next to Teri wearing a flowered bedsheet. Omar sat across the room and held hands with the officiant (imam? sheikh?) who read him a few phrases in Arabic and Omar repeated his responses. It was explained that he was the stand in for Avery because she couldn't speak Arabic. Teri was asked for the agreed upon dowry price, otherwise she and Avery had no "lines" and were virtually spectators. No rings were exchanged but I've noticed Omar wearing one even before the ceremony. Teri whined about not being able to sign the paperwork as a witness to the the wedding but it required a male signature or TWO females, which really pissed her off and she grumbled about it out loud to Avery as they sat there.