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Since we know Anna doesn't like receiving oral sex, I would venture to guess she also doesn't like to give it. Maybe that's what appeals to her about Mursel, they both have the same views on the subject. The local guys who sent her dick pics probably made her think they were into more unusual sex than missionary position in the dark which is what she and Mursel prefer. Now I'm getting targeted ads for designer knock off perfumes!

That Prince was "Lowo", also from Nigeria. (Coincidence? hmmmm) Lowo only got ice cream in his face, poor MyKuhl has had whole cakes thrust upon him.

Juliana was shown waiting for Sarah to pick her up while carrying her uncovered wedding gown. It looked like she was being attacked by a giant swan.

Angela gives me a "Tabu" vibe.

Angela should have taken a page from Darcey's book about freshening up after a long flight.

I didn't see her press her lips together for the "P" sound and thought it looked more like "coochie" but definitely something about Michael not eating at the Y. I guess we should be grateful she's wearing a bra at all?

I am totally distracted by his enormous choppers!

What a blow we have been dealt with last night's excruciatingly dull episode! Even the edited Pillow Talk version went on interminably to me. Mursel and Anna's blubbering alone could have been cut by about 90% and we'd still get the idea. After a two week hiatus, this is the best TLC/Sharp could do? We tax paying viewers should demand our rights!

Sorry I’m watching an hour late but I burst out laughing when Anna said “Love finish.”

Not only can she drive, she can drive a stick shift! But maybe she doesn’t have a license that’s good in the US

Their voices are like nails on the chalkboard and I didn't see anything redeeming about either of them

I got through about five minutes with them. Totally unwatchable! You've been warned

Gox?

So, what’s everybody doing tomorrow night on our forced 90 Day Break? It’s gonna be a long week!

Yes Anna said somewhere that their father is Mexican. Apparently she lived and taught in Mexico several years ago and he might still be there which would explain why he’s not in the boys’ lives

Who need face rollers. And crepey skin cream and geriatric lipstick.

Lonnie really has beautiful teeth.

I get that one all the time. It looks like tinted Crisco

Whyyyyyy?! Also up next: 1000 lb sisters, who I made the mistake of googling and learned they have a truly terrible-looking youtube channel. We’re really supposed to believe that a relatively hot guy is going to propose to Twitney at the Eiffel Tower? I made the mistake of watching a bit of the 1K sister’s preview and found nothing redeemable about them. Totally unwatchable.

Maybe she could borrow Laura’s Purple Friend to pass the time?

Skyla driving MeMaw to the airport with FIVE children in the back of the van. Ain’t none of them kids seatbelted in!

Especially when he doesn’t do...everything. Another gratuitous Seinfeld reference

I figure it’s Skyla.

Anny might have the boobs, but Robin has the whole package.

I just rewatched that scene and didn’t hear Micheal’s attorney give him any kind of timeline, only that their best course of action would be to get married in Nigeria then apply for a K-3 spousal Visa. I also watched the chaotic Angela packing for Nigeria scene and I wonder who this woman is?