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She didn’t want the subject brought up because Mykull was pressuring her to get married in Nigeria and she knew his family would back the idea, too.

When Jasmin was scolding Blake for ordering the first drink he said something like, "It's my best friend's birthday and I'm going to get SO drunk!" When he ordered the second one, she was outta there.

If Emily wants to marry “a sap” she’s going to get her wish

Dinner WAS served along with a second “Paloma slushie” for Blake.

I think he ordered something he called a Paloma and just explained to the Finnish Carrie Nation that is was a “wine slushy.” “The paloma, also known as "the working man's drink", is a tequila-based cocktail. This drink is most commonly prepared by mixing tequila, lime juice, and a grapefruit-flavored soda such as Fresca, Squirt, or Jarritos and served on the rocks with a lime wedge. Adding salt to the rim of the glass is also an option. And I’m pretty sure he ordered a second one before Jazmin flounced out. But I’ll have to rewatch. Did she ever get her Cobb Salad or was that yet another 90 Day uneaten food restaurant exit scene?

The embassy was probably on High Alert even before Angela showed up

I noticed CeCe wearing lipstick in her TH when we first “met” her

Maybe I watch too much "Say Yes..." but I don't think the shape of that dress flattered her at all. Sasha might be repulsed by her tummy.

I suspect Zied is into much more sexually than Mursel and remember, Anna doesn't like that.

Done by a five year old! Speaking of tattoos, I'm not seeing Angela's boob tat on display, possibly she's trying to conceal it (and the red marks on her chest of unknown origin) with makeup? If so, she's gonna need a lot more!

Mama likes the microwave a lot more than the Ten Commandments handbag.

Like Pole!

When I saw the preview with the wedding tent, I thought it was a funeral.

That pancake batter looked like vomit 🤮

I thought he said he just bought two, the “aspirational” one doesn’t fit, so he had the second one altered

Wouldn’t he already have one then?

Michael couldn’t RENT a tuxedo?

My mother used to yell at me for sitting on the counter

From the looks of her chest, I think Angela May have a malpractice case against the Botox clinician.

This astrologer is as full of shit as Tania

Jazmin and Murcel should get together because they both won’t kiss anyone who has been drinking

“Uncle Bojangles loves you...”

To quote Skyla, "Oh, hell no!"

We’re sorry, @Drogo, but in our defense, this week’s episode was so dull we ran out of snark by Monday and couldn’t help veering off topic.

And Angie has stor-mee "ahs" That flash at the sound of "lahs"