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Didn’t he say Rose sends him a selfie every morning? She sounds very authoritarian, like she’s used to ordering around the peasants.

I’m surprised they allowed filming in Kaduna. Lisa’s friends are right, it sounds downright terrifying. And no way would Usmen ever be allowed to immigrate to the US https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/nigeria-travel-advisory.html

I agree with Ed’s mother, he looks much better with his hair cut and its natural color

What the hell does Avery’s tattoo say? Every time I see it I think I see “Slut”

Tom breaks Darcey’s heart in six words...

I think he said "intimate relationship" which, to me, meant no sex for 28 years

I found it very telling when Ed talked about how he met Rose Marie. He said he was "scrolling through Facebook, looking for friends", saw her picture and sent her a friend request which she accepted. He goes on to say she has over 4000 FB friends. Well, of course she does if she indiscriminately accepts every friend request that she gets from anyone, anywhere.

He hasn't had sex in 28 years but now that it might be happening, he wants a vasectomy? Another 90 Day guy did that, too. I forget his name, the guy we thought didn't have any top teeth with a girl who might have also been a Filipina who neglected to tell her he couldn't father another child. Recycled story line!

You have just made my year by knowing and using the word “philtrum”. I learned it at age 13 when I decided mine was “too big “. (I’m OK with its size now...) I confess I had to look up the term because I'd forgotten it from my college classes about facial deformities (for speech pathology). A smooth philtrum can be a sign of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and other medical conditions.

Pillow Talk!

I thought Before... was for an American going to a foreigner's country to decide if they wanted to pursue the K-1 process. Darcey and Tom must be still making up their minds, but I predict they will only be on for a couple of episodes before they finally break up officially. Their story is just "bait" to get us to watch this season and then get invested in the other couples.

Maybe Sharp thinks we viewers "need closure" about how their relationship ended? Speaking personally, I don't!

Every season we need a reminder of how Darcey looked in the early Jesse Days:

But even if that happens the day I get there, I still will die happy because I got to spend my last seconds on earth with the love of my life. I think Kalani can make some great snarky comments, but she treats Asuelo like the giant child he is.

I predict the Darcey/Tom story will be over in two episodes or less and they'll be replaced by the $ 100K guy and lesbian couple.

Oh, okay. I am not Bruce fan. Love Bon Jovi. I am exit 150ish. Believe it or not, there are some people in Jersey who don’t like Bruce, including me (exit 98) but I think Bon Jovi is adorable and is very generous to local communities. I believe he has political aspirations and he’d get my vote!

My husband won’t admit he’s watching but he just said “at least that guy Ed doesn’t need to pay for extra legroom.”

I think she is still living with her parents like last season Big Ed saying goodbye to everyone, I wonder if he’s going to buy that flight insurance from a vending machine at the airport.

Me too Monmouth County, down ‘da Shore checking in!

Could Michael and The Goofballs (sounds like a singing group) be Yahoo Boys? Could Michael and The Goofballs (sounds like a singing group) be Yahoo Boys?

More importantly, what’s the safe word tonight?

I don’t know what show you’re talking about but I’m intrigued what restaurant you’re referring to in Brielle since I’m in the next town.

Much to my surprise, there are direct flights from Vegas to Manchester. Explore England's "gateway to the north" with one of Virgin Atlantic's direct flights to Manchester. Fly direct to Manchester from Atlanta, Boston, Las Vegas, New York, Orlando, and Los Angeles

But she can get him to America

But she can get him to America