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Her name is “Lisa” and her Nigerian boyfriend is “Usman.” I only know that because I saw it on her phone. Up until then I thought she was calling him “Busman.” (Maybe that can be his forum nickname?} He wrote a song that mentions his love for Lisa but I’m suspicious. Years ago my daughter had a cassette tape with a birthday song that was personalized with her name inserted into it.

My first takeaway from this new season: Big Ed’s whiskers look like porcupine quills #2, are ugly tattoos a requirement to get on this show? #3, maybe we could introduce Sasha to Avery but he might not approve of the cannabis.

But he can't have sex with the cows. Oh, wait a minute...

And Mama’s downstairs hoping for a Golden Grandchild. You realize they are leaving the door open for another season with Mike, Natalie, Babushka and Bojangles!

Sarah should have been on Skype, too (if she had to be there at all)

Jeniffer with two f’s.

I’m shipping Angela with Uncle Bo.

Tonight my targeted ads are for the Toto washlet toilet. I guess because this show went down the crapper. At least I can have clean anal.

She has MAN HANDS!

Like Michael on a boat with another woman. Emily’s ankle boots are doing her legs no favors.

No, there was that woman from PA with the Nigerian Prince

Robert wants to ax Natalie a question

Is Blake’s necklace real gold?

Nope, just a little over an hour

Next season’s Lisa’s friend looks...interesting

By now she’s at least fitty-four

Michael is probably in the room right next to The Goofballs

I’m so bored I’m wondering who decorated this set. Is “Home Goods” a sponsor?

More War than Peace

This will be Darcey's FOURTH go round on a 90 Day franchise!

There was great speculation about that last night until Anna said she can't "tote" and if they were to have a baby, they'd have to use a surrogate (which apparently is a no-no in Turkey) Yes, Tania specified Sagittarius to signify traveling.

Maybe Mike Brady was the architect?

So Robyn was so sad because her Vegas house closing was that day? Bull 💩! I think she was secretly gloating because no one else’s houses had sold!

Maybe he always wanted to be a blue-eyed blond. About Emily and Sasha, here’s what I think may have happened. Emily met him at the gym and flirted with him, even going so far as to ask him out. He told her he was married, but then he thought for a while and realized that Emily could be his ticket to America. Off topic, but you people might know the answer to this. Is the Russian city correctly pronounced Mos-koh or Mos-cow? (Spell check suggested Mos-Kohl’s) It’s a Turkish fidget spinner.

but it drove me crazy when she was playing with that one stringy strand