magemaud

Yes, but her mother brought her a yummy looking CHOCOLATE croissant but she bought herself a plain one. But what she REALLY loves is Pizza! That reminds me, check out her You Tube videos. She’s quite full of herself. I hate her already

I don't think they'll EVER be happy with how they look and that insecurity just compels them to undergo more procedures in their search for what they consider beauty.

Ready for this season's Dragged Into this Mess Kid Count? Here goes: Yolanda 6 (winner winner chicken dinner-with chopsticks!) Geoffrey 4 including the deceased baby Avery and Darcey, at 2 each Lisa, Ash, Ed and Rose, 1 child each We don't know anything about 60 year old David of the mysterious David and Ukrainian Lana (if she really exists) but my guess is that he has kids and even grandchildren.) There are also 7 divorces that we know of, so far.

I hate how Lisa pronounces Usmen's rap name as "Soldier Boy" edited to add, when she told her friends his name, Rocky said, “so is he some kind of soldier?” so he must have heard the “ole” and the “jer” too

Another “big a little bit” comment! Didn’t he notice when he saw her completely nekkid?

I believe Geoffrey has the two older boys we’ve seen and another son who lives with his most recent ex and his little brother, the fourth son who passed away at a year old. Avery has two daughters. I think she said she is divorced from the older girl’s father and the two year old was from a “relationship.”

Most likely a knockoff. Now I realize it's somebody's clutch purse. I thought at first that Darcey wasn't wearing a seatbelt, but now see that it's under her boobs. I don't see Stacey's, though. Didn't she learn a lesson from Synjin getting pulled over in CT?

A "contestant" having a police record is nothing new for this show. For example, Paul, and I'm sure there were others. Instead of vetting people to make sure they have no skeletons in their closet, I think Sharp does just the opposite and looks for people with a shady past which they think will make for good entertainment.

Plus it was Stacey who told her about the “other woman” pictures in the first place!

Darcy's head looks like it was photoshopped onto the body with no neck. Come to think of it, Darcey's entire body looks photoshopped next to Stacey, like they're not even in the same row of seats! And what's the Chanel thing in between them?

She did seem to know that Knoxville is a relatively small city, but I don't think she realized how far out of town Geoffrey lives. He's not even in a suburb!

I’m afraid I may have inadvertently opened the tattoo can of worms when I asked if anyone knew what Avery’s tattoo said. Mea culpa

You forgot, "I can see myself living here..."

@magemaud, can you tell me why you think Lisa would become a victim? Because she's a pushy loud white granny? How is she different from Angela? Both are loud, pushy white grandmas. Just interested in more gossip, lol. Just based on what I read about the dangers of kidnapping in Sojaboy's town (Kaduna) where the crime rate is higher than Michael's city (Lagos) although both women are probably safe being surrounded by a camera crew. Lisa herself even said she'd "stick out like a sore thumb"

Doesn’t look like Ed’s sheets and pillows arrived. No toilet! Rose loves Ed’s hair because it’s long and sexy?

Is Stephanie going to Australia to meet Rainbow Brite? Tom: “I’d like to come to America to see someone I shared a romantic notion with.” Note the use of PAST tense!

With hookahs like Zied! Could Geoffrey and Varya’s car ride have been any more awkward? 🦗

Interesting that his first comment is "BRUH....I'm dead." Lisa's taking this being posted as a compliment when it's obviously meant as a joke.

Is that you, Jay?

Did you see the dreamy look in her eyes when the salesgirl mentioned "your first dance"? Then she sighed, "I'm a romantic..." Lisa has the barbed wire thing going on. I always thought that had something to do with being in prison? Or is that the teardrop cheek tat? Or both? Or neither?

and how are sexy bridal dresses at all related to women's empowerment?

yes, that's probably the case. It still wouldn't surprise me if they were armed, though. Apparently Lisa is a prime kidnapping victim!

next she'll be rapping! After he slaps her, as he threatened to do. I wonder if the camera crew has an armed security escort when they have to film in dangerous locations.

Peach rings, absolutely no redeeming qualities edited to add: I spoke too soon, they’re fat free! Ingredients: Corn syrup, sugar, gelatin, citric acid, sorbitol, natural and artificial flavors, lactic acid, titanium dioxide, artificial colors, yellow 5, yellow 6, red 40. Nutrition Facts Serving Size: 5 Pieces Servings Per Container: 4 NutrientAmount per Serving. % Daily Value Calories120 Calories From Fat0 Total Fat0g. Daily value 0% Saturated Fat0g. Daily value 0% Trans Fat0g Cholestrol0mg. Daily value 0% Sodium10mg. Daily value 0% Total Carbohdrates30g Daily value 10% Dietary Fiber0g Daily value 0% Sugars20g Protein2g

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