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I like Tim more on PT than when his season with Jeniffer but I always think most of his boasting about girlfriends and his past dating and sexual experiences are made up. When Ben said he wanted to meet her parents, she said it would be "difficult." I think she meant she had to quickly rustle up a place to meet him that wasn't where she really lives and find some actors to play her parents then the "mother" slipped up when she got the age wrong. Or, if they really are her parents, they refused to have the filming/meeting in their home. His name is Mike Berk, his father is Larry Berkowitz and his grandfather is Hyman Berkowitz.

That was absolutely NOT a diamond.

I haven't watched in years, but now I have to watch "American Idol" because a kid from my hometown's audition was tonight and he's Going to Hollywood!

How sad to be broken up with via a translator device's heartless artificial voice! My husband thinks the beads are too small, but I think it's a rosary. Plus, Mike is Jewish so it's really inappropriate to be wearing a Cross even if it's not a rosary.

As a Catholic, I am offended by him wearing a rosary as jewelry

I was expecting Ben to use that old cliché, "Tell your parents that 'age is just a number...'"

SUPA-FUPA-FAN!

What, is it "Meet the Parents" night? Sojaboy's secret about the origin of the Zara song. I GUESSED IT!

"The Peruvian navy on shore leave"

Gino could have gotten an engagement ring on House of 11's website!

and when you're unemployed, two times nothing is still nothing

I think it was Sabrina and I’m embarrassed that I remembered her name

Is that what they mean when they recommend you replace your “toothbrush” every six months?

He even talks like Kody! And the nerve of Mahogany’s father for giving her advice!

Ben, Under Armour called and said they are going to sue you if you wear their clothes anymore and, for the last time, you’re NEVER going to tan that pasty skin.

The only Grammy he’s going he’s ever going to get is Kimbaaally

Ximena must have given him that rosary he’s wearing like a necklace. He's probably clueless what it is since he’s Jewish!

Yes, that's their mom but their post surgeries future faces will be entirely different.

Questions I'd like asked at the Tell All (but realize they won't be) Do you two really think those white fake wigs look good? (They're as cheap looking as the one Ella wore on 90DF) Are you really so delusional that you think Florian and Georgi are "model material"? How much did Georgi supposedly spend on that gaudy upgrade? How many "dream weddings" do you need? Where does your clothing line come from and is anybody buying that crap? Any other questions?

Ben needs to accept the fact that he has the kind of skin that just doesn't tan! He'd look better with a spray tan to even out the ruddiness than trying to slather on that bronzer. I'm surprised his MUA didn't suggest it.

It shows you've got your priorities straight when you postpone your honeymoon until after Sunday night's show! Have a wonderful, romantic time! Don't forget your electric toothbrushes.

I’m firmly convinced that Ben’s “MUA” (“make up artist” to those of us who are not cool enough to get the acronym) deliberately gave him glitter bronzer to make him look like even more of an idiot. Gino saving Jasmine’s fingernail “to remember her by” is right up there on the Creepy Scale with Paul’s mother giving him a clump of hair she cleaned out of her brush.

Oh no, not another Duggar Kids Next Generation type spin-off!

I'm totally distracted by his hairstyle in his THs, but you're right, his ears are very elfin, almost Vulcan. I happened upon this photo. Between the "fountain" updo and his pink blazer and necklace, he looks like a very homely woman going to her office: Shawn knows who signs her paychecks

From the knees down, her legs look pretty normal but above that, it’s almost like she’s wearing some kind of padded fat bloomers with another layer under her arms overlapping them.