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Ben: “Ella! Good to see you in the flesh! So much of it…”

Great minds and all that! You guys are FAST

Who WAS that Masked Man?

Suddenly I’m getting pop up ads “get what you love at Etsy”

I guess Jazmine didn’t learn her lesson.

Jazmine: “Gino is a good-looking guy who can have any woman he wants…” Bless her heart!

Memphis saying goodbye to Hamza’s family reminded me of Dorothy before she finds out she could have gone back to Kansas whenever she wanted.

I want the Sicario to answer the door

I wish there was some slapping going on tonight. Ben is especially slap-worthy

Because that way it rhymes with “chump”? I wonder if he’s planning their numptials?

Oh, I forgot about them! Here's the announcement Shaun made at the beginning of that Tell All: "Unfortunately, Paul and Karine are not able to join us but we do wish them the best and hope they’re doing well." I recall her saying practically the same thing about Geoffrey and Varya!

Oh you're right. It WAS give her a ring, not marry her. That concept would be even less understandable to a kid, kind of like saying, "Would you like it if I gave your mother a dining room table?"

I'm laughing recalling the scene where Mike used his translation device to ask the older boy at the playground if it would be okay if he married his mother and the kid just shrugged and seemed to have no reaction to the idea. Meanwhile, the little one was off running around the park, presumably being babysat by the camera crew. I'm sure they see Mike as a man from America who brought them a couple of toys when he came to visit. I don't think Ximena introduced him as their new father.

IIRC, she explained in the beginning that she was going there for three weeks, the first to "get to know" Hamza (when she really meant taking him for a sexual test drive) the second to plan and have the wedding and the third for the honeymoon. edited to add: why do I remember stupid details like this...

It would be my dream that X's "sicario" ex is also there in the morning! Adios, you stinky Americano!

It would be hard to ghost him because nothing would stop Mike from just dropping in unannounced some day since he knows where she lives. And just what does he expect to say to the kids? Will he attempt to take back the toys he brought them? I hope the kids are just "meh" about him leaving. I think so, Jazmine's crying was much snottier and believable. Speaking of Jazmine, was there ever any mention of whether or not her kids would be moving to Mitch-ee-gan?

I was just coming here to post does Jazmine really believe “Gino is a very attractive man who can have any woman he wants”? As crazy as she is, she really does seem to love the poor schlub!

Jen herself told that story. My theory is that Jesse ignored her DM until he tried to figure out how to get another season then contacted her to see if she was willing to go along with a Single Life fake story. She was wearing a mic pac and my guess is she left her purse, phone, etc with someone in the crew before she literally SKIPPED into Jesse’s arms.

@Stuckathome Thanks for the heads up. Here are the details: https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-mahogany-roca-religion-background-adventist/

Kimballly refers to sex as “the yammy” (as in, “The yammy was good last night”) which I’ve always thought was weird because the Urban Dictionary defines “yam” as a woman with a “big, juicy ass” not a term for penis.

My money is on that they cooked up this fake relationship to each get some more TLC money and TV time.

It was a surprise announcement at the Tell All.

As a long time 90 Day viewer, I have collected the couples’ creative terms for sex. Not counting the obvious ones and Memphis’s unoriginal “sexy time” I’ve come up with: “boom boom” “jiggy jiggy” “Skidoolipoop” and this season’s newcomer “yammy” did I miss any?

Does he have an equally implausible story about the “driving on a suspended license” charge? Benny, you got some ‘splainin’ to do! edited to add: I am further confused by his claims that he was "allowed to move to another state" while he was on probation but "forgot" to inform the court of his new address and that's why his court appointment letter went to his old address. So, where did he move? Did he still think he could be a director of a Michigan based charity after moving out of state?

Reality "stardom" can do that to a person.