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I thought Debbie's hair looked pretty good until she ruined it by pulling on a stretchy headband like the one I use when I wash my face.

Butt bongos!

G-d told him to go to the mall. Apparently the judge didn't buy that defense

It just galls me that she cut what I assume to be a lucrative deal with Walmart to be a "spokesmodel" in their commercials. Outside of some viewers on TLC, I wonder how many people say "Who the heck is that jiggly fatass prancing around on my TV?" and not "Wow, that chick looks so great I need to get me to Wally World."

I think he was also putting the accent on the next to last syllable which is common in Spanish pronunciation

I read that, too, but I also read that the Peruvian mall spotting occurred in February. I wouldn’t put it past Holier-than-Thou Ben to just blow off a court date because he considers himself above all that kind of stuff

No, absolutely no details were given about the baby except that he or she had been born and Hamza was happy to be a father. I read it’s a baby girl born in November. Edited to add: I suspect that with Memphis's conveeeeennient headache they had to cancel Hamza's mother's and sister's remote appearance and edit the Tell All to add more time to other couples to fill the gap. Maybe that's why we got such a detailed discussion of Gino's masturbatory habits and Kim was allowed to expound on every topic.

I thought Angela had finally gotten her facelift, but her “turkey gobble” is still there

In the previews for next week, between his hairstyle and floral shirt, Syngin really seems to be embracing his feminine side

I’m still laughing when I remember the steakhouse scene when Jesse confused the waiter with his poorly pronounced Spanish for “welcome” and “good day”

Ed just soiled his lucky underwear

“Is your name Mahogany?”

He looks like he’s there to do Deb’s termite inspection

Wasn’t the story that Jeniffer contacted Jesse over a year before he responded back?

Jesse is hiding his receding hairline with forward combed bangs like he just stepped out of a Biblical epic.

To me this was the strangest....because, at least years ago when I lived there, Peruvian universities did not have college dorms. It is cost prohibitive. If a student was from outside of Lima, or not in a commuting distance, they rented rooms in pensiones....A family with a large house or apartment could make a nice extra income renting to a university student and providing room and board. Maybe now things have changed....but again, if (and that is a big if) she actually is from San Bartolo, that is south of Lima.....beach town. If she is studying at Cientifica, she probably rents a room nearby or lives in a house of a classmate. She is NOT most likely commuting each day from San Bartolo. Why didn't she just say, oh in Peru we don't have dorms or in Peru that is not very common instead of "I don't know." WTF Somehow this strange exchange comment got attributed to me, but @MrBuhBye should get the credit.

She reminds me so much of that idiot Whitney Thore, even right down to the foreign boyfriend she only met online! IIRC, Twit also made a big deal about a birthday celebration and it wasn't even like it was some kind of significant milestone year. Maybe there's some connection between self-involvement, immaturity and morbid obesity.

I liked "Why did you tell me you were 24?" (putting on coat) "I've got to leave now..." Exit stage left!

I wonder if Ben missed his February court date because he was in Peru

No wonder your friend was surprised, a museum would be just about the last place I'd expect to run into Beyonce.

Martian Lions and Venusian Gazelles to cover all possibilities

Well, they did it to us again! Everything was edited to look like Ben/Mahog and Mike/Xime were broken up by the Tell All and instead both couples agreed to "try again." Like I said elsewhere, this could guarantee them another season as a couple OR Ben and Mike would be eligible to be on The Single Life. The other couples are in TLC limbo. We are left to wonder, will Jazmine come to the US? (I predict yes) will Ella ever meet Johnny? (nope, but they'll string us along for another season of nothing happening) will Kim realize Usman is just scamming her? (again no, but she'll be back) Even Caleb will get a spot on The Single Life. The only success story this season was Memphis and Hamza and I can see them being on HEA? in the future.

I think everyone is trying for another season of TLC money by keeping their supposed relationships in limbo. We’ve seen this before. Very few couples actually end things so as to keep their options open. If they pretend to stay together, they might be back on 90DF. If not, they could be on The Single Life

Is this for real? He’s like the new Ash, but much worse. Absolutely real! And very much like that BS spouting Ash but with Biblical quotes and the messages coming directly from God aspect added in.

Ximena, be sure to ask Larissa for the surgeon’s name who did her new “more biggee” breasts!