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Kobe is going to apply to the new Space Force!

Is Kobe a Cameroonian astronaut?

Emily is “tho ekthited” about their “kith”

I swear last week when he showed us those pink cowgirl boots, the bag said “Boot Barn”

Oh god, please NOT THE PLATHS!

“Avi had to have URGENT surgery which took a few months to schedule in New Jersey…”

Nope. Still milking this franchise for all it's worth

The lovely Leida!

Mohamed has beautiful teeth!

“Everything’s up to date in Kansas City…they’ve gone about as ‘fur’ as they can go…”

I believe it was the episode that aired for non Discovery + watchers on April 18th, so I think it's Season 2, Episode 6.

And she clomped downstairs like a little girl trying on her mother's heels. I noticed that Debbie wears the same black lacy nightgown style top and orange mini skirt in her "intro" scene that she wore on Date #2--supposedly to go BOWLING? Of course she'd change her shoes, but did she really think she could bend over in that?

Exactly! Why can't they plan a romantic weekend (or overnight) getaway at a hotel AFTER he gets to meet his son? He was visibly disappointed when she sprang the idea on him of putting off the meeting until the next day and having sexy time first! From her comments about him not wanting her to sext him, it appears they have totally different sex drives kind of like Jazmine and Gino.

I would imagine the process would be a lot different for women vs. men. Is Yve saying she or someone catheterizes him every three hours round the clock, 24/7?

I can’t blame Stylist Stef for ghosting No-Longer-Has-an-Illness Stef after she acted like such a nutcase on their date

Tiramisu and Jack: Breakfast of champions!

Translation: he won’t have to get a job or pay rent. Such a freeloader! I hope his friend keeps tabs on his Jack Daniels!

And it always turns out that the kids have more common sense than the parents!

I cringe every time I see the preview of Kylen in labor in the tub, screaming in pain and the midwife saying, "I think we should call an ambulance" and that little shit Jason replying, "I'd rather not..."

I knew it was one of Bini's sisters but I can't keep them straight. However, it doesn't really matter who since both of them despise Ari, as do I.

Well, *I* drink the tears of Peruvian hummingbirds (females only)

I was wondering if there was a group like this where Chuck could find women who understand his situation.

Yes, it's a family funeral home business and I believe John works there, too.

Didn't someone post that his precious Mercedes is an entry level sedan that is commonly leased for business? Hey, Bilal, sorry to break it to you but Mercedes no longer has the prestige it did years ago. They're EVERYWHERE!

In the 90 Day world, it was pretty ironic that it was CATFISH! I saw the screenshot of the kitchen sink that had some artificial flowers stuck in the hole where the faucet should have been, but apparently the toilet worked when Shy used it so at least there's some running water.