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Like Kramer in the karate class!

I wonder if Bilal had prenups for his other marriages? @greekmom beat me to it!

Great distraction technique, Bilal, bringing up the prenup while Shaeeda is terrified on the Ferris wheel. And that puppy’s kibble doesn’t just buy itself!

FIFY

We’ve already been to two bridal salons

And Avi obviously doesn’t like her

Except it’s the “Say Yes to the Dress” bingo card

There’s an “easy breezy” Bilal?

Two wedding dress shopping expeditions in the first half hour?

Patrick, take Thais to Home Goods

For a minute I thought Rock City was the local jewelry store

It's all fake anyway, but I think we're supposed to figure the salon is aware of the 90 day timeline (actually more like 60 now) and are only showing Emily dresses that she could buy that day off the rack that need minimal alterations. We see that all the time on SYTTD. At least we're not getting the drama of her falling in love with a $15K Pnina Tornai! And I'm no jeweler, but that ring she bought herself must be fake. She has NO money to spend on a real diamond. It looked like a pear shaped center stone surrounded by chips and she said it was "a carat." Well, even CZs are sold by the carat.

I'll bet his real estate competitors are gleefully watching this train wreck every Sunday night! Logically you would think that, but there are people out there who would choose to go to him just to say they worked with someone who was on the show. I thought the same thing with Stephanie, the doctor (of some kind) whose relationships with Ryan and later Harris were found to be fake. I figured seeing how foolishly she acted on the show would hurt her practice, but instead it was great advertising and her business thrived.

Believe it or not, Nicole isn’t a newbie on the pageant circuit. In 2016 she actually won the title Miss Earth Dominican Republic even before her braces and boobs!

current marital status:

I can't quite put my finger on why, but I've never been a fan of hers. I see no warmth behind her smile. Maybe because she reminds me too much of my fifth grade teacher who was strict and cold, even when she was pretending to be lighthearted and playful and everyone walked on eggshells around her. You didn't want to displease Miss Gilhooly! (yes, she never married...)

Apparently, she has become a gym rat and is documenting her "journey" on IG and TikTok When did she get braces? https://www.instagram.com/p/CewXDV0O9LW/

The mental image of the process of creating said love child is nightmare induing

To me, Brandon looks like he would fit right in with the “cast” at DisneyWorld.

Then I hope it’s on The Other Way so Winter can move to Nigeria! Oh wait, that might end up being worse because the entire Family Chantal would get a free trip to Africa for the wedding and the ensuing shenanigans would be filmed for another season. Never mind! Speaking of Winter’s WLS, why did I think she was going to the hunky Dr. Proctor for it? Or would staying in Georgia have made too much sense?

I’ve always figured that unless a thread is locked until after an episode airs, live chatting is fair game!

My money is on "no" because women are a distraction to the band.

Yes, she did. She showed him the some of the "big houses" she liked, then she pointed out the local jewelry store, hint, hint.

✔️__ all of the above I forgot how many musical stylings we’ve been subjected to!

When the two sisterwives (don’t remember their names) were going on and on about Nick’s “one on one date” with the pudgy young blonde, I thought someone had sat on my remote and accidentally turned the channel to “The Bachelor.”