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magemaud

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  1. Probably at the hotel Emily booked on the way home from the airport.
  2. I can’t read the subtitles because I’m so distracted by that cute puppy
  3. I had to stop and screenshot Kara’s middle finger tattoo because I thought it said “hot pussy” but I guess it’s “not fussy” Darn!
  4. I love how Shaeeda threw in some legal terminology that had Bilal stumped
  5. Does Angela buying Michael two suits at Pimps R Us count? Technically they weren’t tuxedos, but they were for the wedding
  6. Patrick in the tuxedo shop, “Do you have any shirts with 20” necks?”
  7. And tonight we learned about an older sister, too. Probably all the kids have different fathers
  8. Guillermo is getting a “big boy haircut” (tonight’s Seinfeld reference)
  9. Kizzy? Was she birthin’ babies in “Gone With the Wind”? oops, senior moment here. That was Prissy. Kizzy was in “Roots.” ”Her name be Kizzy. It means ‘stay put’.”
  10. Are they wearing ankle monitors and can’t cross state lines?
  11. No, sparkling peach cider. I don’t think they drink alcohol
  12. Will Kara design her own balloon arch for the wedding?
  13. Quick! Call the cops ! There’s a guy in the Rexall ladies room!
  14. Emily drives with one hand and pets her hair with the other
  15. He could get a certificate from the Universal Life Church and officiate! (AND be the Best Man since Bini doesn't have anybody)
  16. When Kerry's family was questioning whether or not she could dance in one of the dresses because of the train, I was surprised the consultant didn't suggest "bustling" the train. Or maybe that's not done anymore?
  17. Me, too, I think it makes some women look "chicken breasted." And Kerry, because you gave me permission to yell at you on my television, I did just that. When you weren't scowling with your RBF or spouting trendy phrases, I thought you were obnoxiously attention seeking and trying much too hard to be quirky and funny.
  18. Actually, besides hating Emily, I can imagine her sister as being a sanctimonious "goody goody" who delights in snitching on Emily. And trim those stringy, greasy bangs, sis!
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