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One week is good. As for the title? Crap! I’m not witty enough for that. That’s where @Kazu comes in lol. “Boss bitch needs a new thread name”

@druzy did you put the poll up? I’m not sure where to look lol

David’s livelihood is the LAST thing I’m worried about when he’s an unapologetic homophobe that feels it’s okay to celebrate hate. He can have his own personal beliefs and opinions but he’s a public figure whether we like it or not and many eyes and ears read and hear his views. I wouldn’t want some 14 year old boy or girl that already feels lonely about who they choose to love reading David’s tweets about gays being an abomination for loving who they want to love. Fuck that!! And this show is about teen mothers, not new soul mates and how they feel about guns and homosexuality - so it has no relation to the job he was hired for. And since we are big on “I’m adult enough” we can agree that the way David acts is childish and nothing adult about it. He’s scary and his cast mates don’t feel safe around him ...MTV has a right to fire him. I wouldn’t want my employer keep a colleague around that spews hatred on his social media then shows up for the company meeting fake smiling to his gay co-worker.

Cate is a poser. She’s one of those people that have to let people know she’s drinking alcohol because she thinks it makes her look or sound cool. A few years ago I had this acquaintance (I will not call her a friend as she was a friend of a friend that always popped up at all gatherings I went to...)who every time someone wanted to take her picture for social media would grab any glass of alcohol and strategically place it I front of where she was sitting so it looked like it was her drink or to let people seeing the photo think she was at a wild party. Photo taker: “Everybody group picture” Poser: “Lemme get my drink first!!” Me: “??‍♀️“ #notabigdeal #itsjustwine #notincollegeanymore #onceover21nobodycares

I was so happy to see Aneesa go home, albeit I wanted it to happen during an elimination and not to see her get seriously hurt - I’m not that heartless lol. I just don’t care for her. I’m a bit disappointed in Brooke. I know it’s easier to say “don’t quit” when watching from the comfort of a recliner with two cats on your lap but at least attempt it by barely kicking the ball to the 10th spot like Selita and get disqualified. I understand CT’s reaction but he didn’t have to keep repeating himself. Once is enough to let someone know they disappointed you. Brooke liked him as a friend and respected CT so I can see why she took his disappointment to heart but the whole “it’s like my dad said it to me” part was weird. CT is not much older than Brooke, he’s got maybe seven years on her, so looking at him like a father figure was funny (unless I mistaken what she meant), and the crying was a bit much...they’ve known each other for what? 1-2 weeks at this point? I still like her. I used to love Ashley. I always would root for her and I was sad when her dad died but the Ashley I’m seeing this season is pissing me off!!! The new Ashley is cocky, RUTHLESS and too hostile. I like the old adorably sweet but had so much heart that she could compete with the best of the boys Ashley, not this lunatic that thinks she’s the one carrying the whole team to victory. Screams at everyone or is very demanding. Take a few seats girl. Humble yourself. I also don’t like how she blew Tori off. Damn. Tori had a bad night. A newbie watching this show for the first time would think nobody liked Tori and I think she’s so much fun to watch. Likable!!! Casper the unfriendly ghost and Louise were NOT smart with their lousies power play. If that were me, I would have traded for a. Another star that plays well to have more numbers or b. Fuckin’ CT!!!!! I know they wanted to fuck with Ashley’s head or to flip the game upside down but it wasn’t smart or strategic and they need to remember they’re playing for charity - not for the role of mean girls.

This is what I hate about theee people. They cry “people are so mean and judge mental” but yet feel the need to post voluntary images of themselves drinking alcohol right after declaring sobriety?!?! What this tells me is one of two things, a. Cate is an attention whore and knew the image of her with wine would spark controversy or b. She doesn’t care to get better and the rehab was just for a storyline and trip away from Tyler and Nova.

Awe, my 3 year old girl had her 3 year well check up the same day as Emilee. ?? 39” and 33lbs. She’s going to be tall like her momma (5’8”). Precious.

Not only that, but the bitch got to have her ex and his wife bring her daughter straight to her bed (silver platter); a bed that has a remote control to where you don’t need to exert any energy to readjust yourself. Wouldn’t it be funny if the next season Amber has a new hospital bed in her room at home??? Designer hospital bed of course!!!! Taking bed bound to a whole new uppa class level with sleep number and all. I wonder what her number is? ? LOL

I know many posters on here take Kratom for various reasons and I have a quick question. I don’t want to tag anyone in case they told me in private that they’re a Kratom user so I hope they stumble upon this post. Have any of you have had an experience where the Kratom helped mask or alleviate cold/flu symptoms?? A few months ago I got the flu real bad and I remember taking my Kratom and feeling a bit better minus cold/flu medicine. I just chalked it up to being a short cold and thought nothing of the relation to Kratom. Bought some NyQuil and the rest is history. Fast forward to this week and I got hit with the WORST cold/flu/strep throat thingy, I don’t know what I’m dealing with right now except I wake up in hot sweats at 3am with my throat feeling like there’s a porcupine in it. Hot and cold chills. Body so hot you can cook an egg on it and a badly congested nose that won’t stop running. Gross. Well anyways, I’m having such a busy week that I don’t have time to go to the pharmacy to pick up some NyQuil or any medicine (posting this while my child is with the dentist) so the only thing I’m taking is Kratom and right when the Kratom kicks in my symptoms go away almost ? I take the Kratom for my back problem but I’m starting to wonder if it has cold virus healing properties. Anywho, just wanted to see if others experienced the same. If so, that’s awesome! NyQuil is expensive. Thanks in advance.

The blanket already has a poop stain? I know, I know, nit picky alert. LOL. Just that every time I think of Amber I see nothing but piss and poop stains due to her lack of cleanup with her animals.

“She’ll send me pictures of her holding up onesies and books,” the reality star explained. “And she sent me a message the other day and was talking about going on a mommy-daughter date, and she said, ‘Well, we’ll just wait until James comes out though.’ I just feel like she’s such a good big sister to Emilee already, but I can see how excited she is and it makes my heart smile.” Aw!” I love how Leah said “we’ll just wait until James comes out though” in regards to their mommy daughter date. Um, Hey Amber! I read between the lines and think that Leah only wants to hangout when theirs other people around because you’re a boring sloth. Leah wants to see James not you.

At quick glance I thought baby James already had grey hair due to the stress of listening to his mother bitch non-stop while in utero but it was the glare from the sun. LOL. Baby RealNewMatt is a cute baby. @druzy maybe the submission date can be on Ambers original due date of May 13th which will be easy to remember? Maybe? Lol

Yay! @druzy!! Good work on the list. Can you let us know a few days in advance about the poll so everyone has a chance to vote? Even though most of us check these forums 10 times a day there are some days when I can’t make it on here lol - that pesky thing called work and actually taking care of my kids. LOL.

I had an old friend that was receiving wic for baby formula after her boyfriend took off when she was 8 months pregnant leaving her with no financial support for her baby cry to me because some nasty lady at the grocery store made a loud comment as she was getting her formula “you get wic but have enough money for a smartphone?????” as she had the cashier scan her coupon on an app. Not knowing that her mother and father got her the phone as a baby shower gift because you need a phone when you have kids and they also paid the cell bill (my friend worked a 40+ hour job but after health insurance , car insurance, groceries and utilities, diapers, and rent - barely anything left). If I were there I would have put the nasty lady in her place. How dare you judge what “poor people” should or shouldn’t have without knowing their story.

Oh pleaseeeeeee make those neighbors a recurring cast. I loved them. The sarcasm with the husband was on point and I loved how the show made them feel more familiar to Americans with the whole “adding to the amazon cart” thing. LOL!!! Next, I want to see them ask “Alexa change my WiFi password to ‘Roseanne pay your internet bill123’ now” in another episode. I wanted to smack that cashier. I’m glad Roseanne stood up for her neighbor - followed by the 2am payback. ? Darlene tossing the brownie killed me. Harris can go somewhere else. She will NEVER be Darlene 2.0. In the first episode I thought she could but the more I watch her the more I see less comedic resemblance to Darlene because Darlene had redeemable qualities. I loved the rake camouflage. I do like how they approach the touchy subjects. This show always had a backbone. Thank you for giving us an Ann Marie and Chuck cameo. I liked them a lot more than I like “pretends to be happy go lucky” Crystal with her damn pink squirrel cocktail. Gina is so pretty. She’s quick and witty. Nice new touch to the Roseanne cast. I’m pretty happy with the episode. A couple minor flaws but nothing worth mentioning.

It’s pretty telling when someone has a brand new baby and nobody is excited to post baby pictures etc. It’s because we know that baby James is not going to have a nice upbringing and will spend his days being yelled at by his bed bound mother in front of his friends because they were laughing too loud (at a quiet 50 decibels). He’s going to watch his mother make that god awful face she makes when she’s annoyed whenever he dare asks her to pull in enough energy and strength to make him a simple pb & j sammich. He’s going to get yelled at with phrases like “you’re a weak ass man like your daddy!” whenever he spills his milk too loud while she naps in between bedtime. He will be efficient in drawing shades and curtains to keep the light out while his “mother” does her motherly role of being bed bound. And sadly, this will be the face he will see day and day out if he dares to disagree with his mom. Welcome baby James. ?

@druzy & @crazychicken you guys are my kind of sloths sleuths (autocorrect put sloth instead of sleuths and being this is Ambers thread I decided to leave in the error within the post ?). Thanks for going above and beyond for my question. It appears Baby Huey is the father of the baby sloth. Congrats, Andrew!!! You’re now a single father while living with the mother. P.S. Hey Apple, I think it’s about time you added a sloth to the emoji list. I wanted to add one to my autocorrect error.

When did she conceive? I mean, how soon after she met Baby Huey did she get pregnant? I’m tryin’ to figure out the dates to see if it is possible that OldMatt panicked knowing he was leaving his easy meal ticket and planted an 18 year meal ticket into her couch wrinkled vagina to get something out of his 3 years of hell. I also wondered if Matt got fixed a while ago as the reason why Amber didn’t get pregnant with him but did with Andrew leaving us to believe she was being smart and protecting herself from pregnancy all these years. I mean, how is it that you’re being smart about not getting pregnant for a 3 year relationship but drop the ball with a new man?

That’s another reason why the ratings should plummet this season - we know everything and how it all ends up!!! How excited are we suppose to be about the upcoming episodes of Leah talking about whether or not she and germ will become a family again when we know he’s with his new lush in RT? Also how we know Briana and Javi broke up so there’s need for speculation of whether they will make the long distance relationship work. Or how Nathan’s moms battle for custody over Kaiser turns out, etc!!!! This whole season blows!!! They used to air the episodes relatively close to real time. Over it.

Tall girl problems. I’m the same height as kanal (5’8.5”) and have had to do the head drop and shoulders thingy to accommodate the shorties from my high school days. Thank goodness I snagged me a tall, dark and handsome man. I like heels. Lol. I always feel bad for Kanal when I see her try and look cute and feminine in her flat boots she used to wear for the reunions to level out for the photo ops while Leah, Chelsea and Jenelle got to enjoy 4” heels and feel sexy and STILL be shorter. The ONLY time I feel bad for kanal. Damn petite girls. ?

I loved the dinner scene at the restaurant where Roxanne is basically getting aggravated at the thought of drama at the reunion or between the teen mom girls as if she’s above it all. Bitch please! You’re a grandma that stands on restaurant tables screaming at 20 something year olds or chasing them across the stage. When are you NOT stirring or mixing into some drama. I CAAAAAAN’T with your double standards. Briana’s stupid wide mouth shock face is so ridiculous. I hope she doesn’t think that’s cute. I feel weird agreeing with this but Brittany was right, Leah does have a great ass. Wtf? Her whole family of women are on the heavier side and this girl delivers babies left and right and looks like a fitness model. Jealous. I’ve been doing CrossFit for a full year and still have a slight momma butt. I really wish Javi just made that trip about the boys and not included the coven.

If this episode was any indication of the future episodes then this show is on its last legs. Boring. Nothing to do with the original premise. I just can’t believe I watched a show with two former teen moms getting hair and makeup done for the VMAS then a boring glimpse into the life of yucky Briana and Javi. I didn’t like the episode. At all. MTV, your teen mom train is losing its engine. Unless I’m apart of an unpopular opinion but this episode was fucking lame and it was the premier...not a good sign.

She’s about to do the most work she’s done in yearssssssss (delivery). She’s going to need a few years to recover.

Or to work off of yours.. Amber: A slug life of a bad ass bitch I love the “Nothing else mattress” ?

Tyler is certainly a jack of all trades. A clothing designer and business owner. House flipper - soon to be real estate agent. A writer. A tv show producer. A reality star. Professional speaker for adoption and mental disabilities. Wow! And yet his wife is just a slug ? Please note the sarcasm as Tyler is not good at ANY of the stuff he’s passionate about.