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They really need to just name that boy “Dear Maci” because he’s going to take a lot of the resentment from his Mother due to his fathers actions. Dear Maci, Why didn’t you not avoid my egg when you knew your father was dealing with addictions and needed help, like his mom didn’t already know when she guided that sperm on Ovulation day. ?

Amber is just a wannabe badass which makes her even weaker than a “regular” woman. Someone who’s a badass boss doesn’t need to remind people nor do they have to throw down the badass persona on the daily. Real badass women prove with action or with just a look. IMO. When I think of a badass boss my immediate woman comes to mind is...Oprah Winfrey - and I never really watched any of her shows. I’ve seen all of her movies, my favorite being “the color purple” but this woman crawled out from the dark abyss of poverty and while being a TEEN MOM to being an entrepreneur who not only inspired many women of ALL RACE but she’s an amazing philanthropist. Lucille Ball is another badass boss. Co-owner of Desilu and was a first female for a lot of things (she’s my idol and I could go on forever so I will spare you all lol). Amber DOES NOT come to mind.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Even Ambers dog creates a couch out of thin air! ?????

I foresee Sophia heading to the Sierra Tucson spa in her future. Giving Sofia a Front row view of her moms ass getting replenished is sickening. That girl sees way too much for her age and it’s going to start messing with her mentally. The girl most likely is already thinking about what plastic surgeries or treatments she’s going to want done to her body by 13 when other girls her age are just thinking about braces and training bras. What if Sophia were a boy? Or if Farrah was a dad bringing his daughter around to watch his scrotum get replenished (you know what I mean ?) isn’t this something that needs to be addresssed by CPS? Idk. I may be a prude or whatever but this seems way too gross and inappropriate. I most certainly wouldn’t want to see my moms ass in my face much less watch it get jerked around by a needle for vanity reasons. That poor kid.

As much as that photo annoys the hell out of me, I can’t seem to bring myself to hate on the little twit anymore (I didn’t say I wouldn’t call him names ?). After watching the shit he has to deal with in his life, with or without MTVs big paycheck the dude has nothing but the dregs of society breathing down his neck sucking any positive air from him. He stepped up a lot this year being the one main constant in Novas life. I know she goes to daycare a lot but at nighttime he is with her and engages with her, at least more than Catelynne, Jenelle and Adumb do. I know, I know, the bar is set pretty low for these asshats. All while remodeling his families new home and dealing with his small clothing business. It’s not a 9-5 job but running an online business is at least something and it’s lasting more than 6 months which is a lot in TM land. You all can snark all you want as I LOVE reading it, I just don’t have much to add. I think with Catelynn running to and from the spa has actually helped Tyler grow up a bit. Having all of the parental responsibility and housing chores solely on his back made him more of a man. I guess. Look, it’s Sunday and I’m heading to church so I’m feeling nice and loving, come 12:30 noon I’ll probably update this post with some funny new snark about how stupid he looks in that jacket. ?

Awwwwwe. And THESE are the moments you will think about when you’re 80 years old sitting in your rocker inside a very quiet home reminiscing of the time when your children were young. Cates going to regret some shit. Your son is an absolute DOLL and I’d love to share a slice and talk Kermit the frog with him. ??

There is a certain trend amongst the cast these days. In the 16&p episodes and the first season of teen mom the cast members parents/step-parents/cousins, etc were somewhat rude to them or didn’t acknowledge them as much I.e., when Butch and April use to spout off at the drop of a dime on Cate. Debra ordering Farrah around so much that a Ford Focus causes so much headache. Once teen mom started making a bit more than 15k and cast members favorite people to film with started to get some big checks thrown their way there once indifferent family members morphed into ass kissers that do nothing but keep apologizing for how they treated their current meal ticket/person to call when electric bill is due or when needing boob implants/veneers/down payment on trailer/50k rehab/money for drugs/money for plastic surgery/free trips/fame/instagram leg humpers/easy pass to lifetime on the couch/or don’t want to appear like a douche on tv loved ones. I bet Cate and Tyler both look at Butch and April remembering how cruel they use to talk to the both of them (like trash) then all of a sudden they were favorites amongst the balterria/Lowell clan. Um hmm.

The only thing I’ve seen Cate interested in besides her 7-point quesadilla are tattoos. But I think her love for tattoos is more of a poser thing than an interest. I totally side-eyed her when she said “getting a tattoo is like an escape for me” okay, Maci-wannabe. For once I’d like to see an episode where Cate is being filmed taking a local art class or glass blowing. It would be cute to see her run into her octagon house with a huge grin on her face to show Tyler her glass horse she made for Nova. He’d probably see a light around her and fall back in love with her. Now I’m just thinking far-fetched. I just wish she would try a bit harder on herself because she can’t be happy the way she’s living. Adopting horses and birds isn’t going to help her - she needs to adopt herself a new identity outside of #keeptalkingmh

I just binge watched the first three episodes. ? It must be in their contracts to fight at every single event otherwise they are all socially stunted. I’m so over Tonya. She can’t make up her mind with Kerwin and Kerwin can go pound sand, too. They both can live alone because they’re both miserable. I’m over Tonyas lame storyline. And I don’t want to ever about her “lil boss” clothing line or “lil boss” PERIOD. Quit trying to make lil boss happen. You’re not the boss of ANYTHING. And no more vlog closeups. That one scene in her bed where I got to see up and close that she needs chapstick was not pleasant. Terra is a shit stirrer. An argument at a little boys birthday? Really? And what’s with the stupid one piece hoodie outfit? You’re not 21. Jasmine is the only one I can stomach lately and that’s not saying much. The adoption scene was touching. My favorite part of the new season. I hope it was all genuine because it was lovely. ? ETA: I wonder if it’s too late for Autumn to have her high school diploma show the new last name?!

I’m sorry if my post implied that delayed potty training equaled on the spectrum. ? I only mentioned nova and my daughter because I have seen some other signs of delays with Nova that mirror my baby. I totally agree that there are plenty of kids that potty trained late and are perfectly fine. My brother took until he was 4.5 years old and he had no other delays. Again, I’m sorry if my post implied that all kids with trouble potty training were on the spectrum. I’m terrible at conveying my thoughts, at times. ❤️❤️

I just watched the after show to the finale and during the show Nessa has the audience and Tyler do a poll on whether or not Amber should move to LA. Tyler says “No!! I think Andrew should move back he’s a cinematographer.” How did Amber take hearing her “friend for life” say that her soon-to-be baby daddy should move to LA while she stays in Indiana? Tyler legit sounded like he didn’t like Andrew and that they should live in different states. Yeah, Andrews career choice is more dense in LA but when you’re expecting a baby, where the baby is, should be where the parents are. I want to know Tyler’s real reason for saying that. A falling out? I’m shocked Amber didn’t gangsta twitter war with him over that comment.

Oh I completely understand. I love this forum. I guess I’m just feeling overly protective over my favorite show. Roseanne and he I love Lucy show are one of the few shows I can literally watch over and over and over again and still chuckle! ??

I’m getting the feeling that this show is being overly analyzed. It’s a sitcom. It’s not going to be perfect in the sense that it will be able to cover everything from the first 9 seasons into the reboot after a twenty year gap. Unless they paid someone to watch each original episode frame by frame there’s going to be some variations. As long as it stays true to the main premise of the original show I’m fine with some things being a little off from the original. I’m also wondering something, when Roseanne said Becky didn’t finish high school, I wonder if that meant she didn’t graduate the traditional way but got her GED, instead, because she did go to Community college in the previous seasons so that might be when the hooking up with teachers reference stems from, as she could’ve been still attending classes after Marks death - which I’m sure they will address later in the season but they have sooooo much to cover in 22 minutes that it needs to be brought up naturally and not forced I.e., mentioning everything about everything in the first couple of episodes would be too much info at once. I absolutely died laughing during the kitchen scene where Dan stood his ground and Roseanne listened - followed by the “what do you want for lunch?” stand off!!! Darlene is soooooo friggin funny and I couldn’t contain myself when she said Becky was drinking until she was drunk as duck. I don’t know how many times I was trying to type up the F word out of anger and the damn iPhone wanted to be a nice phone and not curse LMAO!!! Another terrific episode and I can’t wait until next week!!!!! This reboot is definitely worth the twenty year wait!!!!

By daughter is on the spectrum, too. Her speech therapist said for me to not try potty training her until she can speak. She just turned 3 (a couple months younger than Nova) and training her is like you said “hitting a brick wall” but I have some programs in the works that I’m hoping my get her more engaged with certain milestones. She’s obsessed with horses so I reached out to a facility that can do equine therapy. I agree! Once she gets something she gets it fast so I’m hoping the potty training will happen like a fart in the wind. ? I often wondered if Nova is on the spectrum, too. Not to pick her a part because I think she’s adorable and has the same love of horses as my little girl (I keep spotting the same toys and bed spread my daughter has in the episodes and it’s placed a soft spot for Nova - I wish her mom appreciated her ?). I just have noticed a few things but nothing serious, she needs parents that have note patience and time for her (you’d thing two parents without jobs had all of the time in the world) but as it stands, Tyler is pretty much a single dad.

Yes, Amber was one Dr. Phil. Don’t get too excited, he handled her with soft gloves compared to how he was with Farrah.

It’s not good to overly relax in bed when you’re pregnant unless it’s doctors orders. It will be beneficial to her delivery and the baby if she gets some light exercise leading up to the big day. I went bike riding three times a week to keep my body strong and had the easiest delivery with my second child. I “relaxed” too much with the first pregnancy and had the worst delivery I had ever experienced and I was still working jobs that kept me on my feet while walking home from work - by relaxing I meant I didn’t add extra exercise. It will help reduce chances of c-sections and reduces the ill effects from gestational diabetes that amber said she was diagnosed with but I doubt she listened to her doctors advice about anything all she heard was “blah blah BLAH gestational diabetes blah blah take it kind of easy on the sweets and junk food for a while.” She only heard take it easy and a good excuse to garner some sympathy. Pfft. Relax for the pregnancy? You’ve been relaxing since you’ve plopped your ass on my TV screen.

Ohhhhhh! @GreatKazu I know what THAT means, I must’ve missed the weed reference somewhere. If I read “weed” in the same context the light bulb would have turned on. ? Thanks!!! ? @Mr. Minor yeah, I could careless what both those skanks have to say but I like order in the skankroom. LMAO! Wait your damn turn Ambien. Her and Cate are constantly talking over people. They are so used to the producers clinging to their every word that conversations outside of TM are not going to end well.

I finally got to watch this episode without a million things going on to distract me and I noticed something about Tyler that I didn’t catch earlier. He appears to be going by a memorized mantra but looked checked out. He kept on repeating “whatever you feel like you need to do!” I’m thinking he checked out right after she kept shooting down all of his suggestions - even the good ones but she already had it in her head that she wanted to go back to the spa so he gave up. Sad. She didn’t even want to attempt out patient. I don’t believe him when he said “I would never leave you” I believe he said that because he genuinely cares and would want to wait until she’s healthier mentally before dropping the D-bomb on her. Also, I’m sick of hearing Amber say “It makes me feel bad that Leah would choose to sleep at a friends house than to spend time with me!” Bitch please! Paybacks a bitch, I bet Leah felt bad all of those times you chose sleepovers with Grummy Matt over her. Sit down and quit blaming Gary for everything and while we are at it, quit cutting Kristina off. Every time she was trying to talk you cut her off miss attention whore.

I had a quote box but it disappeared?!? It was asking @GreatKazu and @FairyDusted what PPP meant! LOL. Maybe Nova was acting like that over bedtime because she feared she’d wake up and you will be gone?! But its all about your childhood trauma. ? I wouldn't blame Tyler if he were having an emotional affair right now. This is some bullshit for any spouse to deal with. He has a woman that up and leaves him and their daughter whenever life gets to be, I don’t know, a bit like life. He's left with all of the responsibility and isn't allowed to even vent about his own frustrations to his wife, just a vent, not rehab, the dude just wants to vent. If he's getting so little emotional support you KNOW the sexual support is non-existent. I can totally see Tyler having an emotional affair right now, with NuCate or someone, but Cate I do fear there is at least a someone. You better be careful because you do have a good husband and you're risking it because he feels neglected in many aspects by his wife.

If Amber ran as much as she runs her mouth she’d be in the shape of an Olympian. ? She needs to stop bitching about Gary’s parenting style because at least he has a parenting style. Methinks Leah is at the point where she’s now going to start blowing her mom off like Amber has done to her for every goddamn excuse known to man. Leah’s excuse is legit. She wants to have a fun sleepover with her friends and not shop around with her aunt and Andre the giant while her aunt makes a huge scene requiring special attention due to her morning sickness. Which reminds me of the episode where she’s telling Leah about how she’s a real woman and a strong boss and hopes Leah becomes one. Okay. Um, REAL strong women take care of their children, manage households without other mothers coming over to do it for them and make it to the bathroom to puke all while having 9-5 jobs requiring them to exert energy. Amber, you have NEVER proven to us what a strong woman you are. You are the epitome of a WEAK woman. You give up on everything you start with little to no effort. You chose drugs over your daughter. You chose a man men over quality time with your daughter. You’re so weak a cold keeps you in bed loaded up with NyQuil and Netflix as you cancel your weekend with Leah. You’re so weak you stood your daughter up over a crappy breakup while hooking up with someone new - simultaneously getting knocked up. You’re so weak you kept accepting Matt’s lame excuses to cover up his lies and questionable physical abuse from Matt (I think Matt hit you in self defense). You’re so weak you let men control your finances, time with your child, and your mental stability - it’s always someone else’s fault for the cause of your crazy moods. With all of that, you bet YOUR ASS Leah STOOD YOU UP for a chance to have fun with friends that have seen her more than her own mother has. Methinks you were hoping Gary would say no about switching the weekend so that you could cry about how the big bad wolf with sausage fingers has yet again kept you from seeing Leah. You don’t care that you don’t get to have her - you fake it for the sympathy...well I don’t buy the crocodile tears and neither do Gary and Leah.

Whooooooooah. Did anyone else think they were looking at Maci and not her mother when the Maci preview first starting playing?? Maci, slow down on them drinks, you’re aging fast!! Catelynne needs structure. She’s the type of person that will quickly feel depressed without a sense of structure or routine. In fact, a lot of these cast members get most of their depression for having too much time on their hands and nothing to motivate them to keep moving daily. Sit on the couch and wallow on the negative instead of being proactive with life. When I first moved to my new place in the beginning of March I was feeling extremely depressed because I no longer had my normal routine and things were quickly stressing me out more than they would normally. Once my routine started coming back into play I started feeling like my old self. Catelynn forcing herself to put on makeup and straighten her hair each day may seem minuscule but it’s a start. I’m over her BS though, she’s not going to use any post spa lessons and will revert back to her old ways STAT! Catelynn is pissing away golden opportunities to get better but she doesn’t follow through with the advice.

Does anyone know what Matt OG is doing?? Is he broke living on someone’s couch with his new wife or cleaning tables at chili’s? Please give us a happy update!!! ?

I didn’t care for this season, but I’m totally rooting for Cara to come out the winner. Kaylaih got lucky that Nicole got hurt and Kam didn’t play cards right. Puh-lease Cara, get that purple dot.

Wow! I didn’t need to see Amber being all horny for Matt. I can see why Andrew fell in love. He must have a fetish with slapping asses that feel like jello since Amber never gets off of it but loves getting it slapped. ? I also loved how Matt gave zero fucks that Amber wanted to fuck him. He seemed annoyed with the thought. Brandi was over-the-top! That would be the day I allow some woman to use my husbands lap for revenge against her father - or anyone. And the decorated tits?? Come on now, I don’t even like to wear a one piece bathing suit around my father and she flashes her boobs in front of hers?? She’s weird. I can’t believe that one chic said there was nothing wrong with her. I can name at least 750mls worth of problems. I’m over Jim. He’s too cool of school and needs to handle is relationships instead of waiting for a paycheck.

I can picture Cate saying to Tyler at the kitchen table. Cate: “It’s been hours since you posted that sappy tweet about feeling alone, should I wait a few more hours to give you my sappy reply or would now be more believable?” Tyler: “Um, do it in about another hour, like 9:17am because nobody will believe you were up at 8am. Don’t forget to mention how funny and strong I am, you didn’t on the last tweet!” Cate: “ Okay, I finished the tweet - do you want to proofread it?” Tyler: “No, just surprise me. You know I like surprises.” Cate: “Sent! Wow! Ty, already 100 likes!! They bought this shit up QUICK!” Tyler: “Can’t talk right now I’m emailing Radar about doing a “leaked nude picture article” I hope we get a lot of clicks for that - Adsense is high on that website.” And THAT my friends is love in the social media era!!