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Brianna: "My life is hard. Because I'm doing it by myself." Again. I laughed and laughed.

Leah: "I'm so glad for your help. I'm used to doing things all on my own." I laughed so loud and and long. Good one Leah.

I'm guessing Drug Withdrawal. You throw up a lot and it feels like you're dying. This trip duration exceeds her fix cycle time. Doesn't David usually drive her cross country for this reason?

He cooks because he likes to eat. Janelle probably only consumes the barest minimum calories required of herself to breathe through a bong while in a seated position. Men are different and NEED 5x the amount of calories and UBT is a tall guy. Without Janelle he would be picking chicken wings out of a restaurant dumpster so I'm sure he's more than willing to swipe her credit card at the grocery store and cook up his favorite foods himself. Good thing too, because it means the kids are getting fed his scraps at least.

Me too. I guess we'll have to wait til the aftermath of whatever grisly apocalypse takes place there and the hazmat team photographs.

That is a doomsday prep of sorts. It tells us their plan is to rob and kill others who have supplies.

Can someone please explain Leah's 5am wake up? Because I just don't get it. Wth does she live? Way out in the hollers? Do they only have schools in the big cities? Why, when you could live anywhere you choose, not choose to live close to school and avoid all that? I lived 3 blocks from my kids school for just that reason. Is that code?

I homeschool my little genius for the first few years with materials at our local library. Once the topics became advanced I figured he needed a smarter teacher than me hehe. I did it because I traveled in my job and took him with me. I think J and D are doing it more to isolate her. Because that's a signature abusive move.

Surely Gary's mom was aware of the proximity of Michaels Jackson Sr and Jr. I would feel devastated and betrayed to learn this. Poor Gary. How he turned out to be such a sweet man with a mom like that is beyond me.

My, Nova is becoming so beautiful. I know Tyler has a lot on his hands so I won't snark about the microwave dinging "dinner's done" "will you open it".

I hate that Mike is going to lockup for 8 months. I don't begrudge him all the food he ate in Miami and Vegas. He will surely lose the weight in prison.

Yep. Cate's baby is another classic trap baby. I mean, how many miracle babies have we seen so far, plenty. Sitting there on the after show couch with her Stepford wife smile after watching the clip where her husband and mil just lay bare all her slovenly sins. "We worked thru it and then our birth control failed" Um, sure.

I wondered that too. What a mess that relationship was. I imagine she needed the world to see that trainwreck, lest we make up our own rumors that put her in a bad light unfairly.

Thanks to my hubby for the she-shack? Where does she think the money to buy it came from? Good grief she's let this man take full control of her finances. I bet the shack cost less than David has spent on his own toys. They are desperate to appear in traditional gender roles and he's using the Bible to indoctrinate her in patriarchal rule. Gives an undeserving man full control geez Jenelle sure was an easy mark.

Good for Leah. I just can't hate on her. With her holler raising she didn't stand much of a chance in life. She's turned herself around since her drug days and I have to admire that. And she's dealing with Ally with MS and that would be very very hard on anyone. I hope this is the guy for her. I'm rooting for her.

Regina George vouce: Quit trying to make #kailandthechaos happen. It's not going to happen.

I knew she was in trouble when they were eating Vienna sausages on Day 2. That's more of a Day 5 emergency food for us.

Oh yeah tempers are starting to flare up. Run out of gas for the genny and canned food getting hungry for real food. I can't imagine she found a lot of shopping options or an open restaurant. Grocery stores have very slim pickens by now. And it ain't over. Did she think it would be over by Monday and only stockpile 3 days of supplies?

Isn't Planet Hollywood (where they are staying) the same place where Paulie has his regular DJ residency.

I know what you mean. Maybe MTV can get there in the immediate aftermath and we can watch David clearing some downed trees and getting attacked by a big nest of cotton mouth. I know he won't be filmed but I can dream can't I?

Wow. I wish she hadn't given him so much for just a hyphen. Knowing he will never pay another dime for the next 8 years she should have gone for his parental rights or had him jailed for his non payment. F him. He's had enough chances. She's too nice.

I'm not aware it came with a price tag. What did he get in return?

I'm going to hell for this but watching CNN I heard someone was killed trying to hook up a generator in flood water and I hoped it was David. They're saying the flood water is full of gators, snakes and hog shit.

Awe so cute. Looks like he's proposing Will you be my daughter? Aside, I hope their relationship continues even though Aubs and Pais and no longer legally related. If this is related to Aubrey it may dawn on her that she could get rid of Adam too and get adopted legally by Cole.

After hearing about the woman killed by an alligator at Hilton Head I wondered if there were gators around Jenelle's swampland. I worry about those kids near so much water.