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  1. urusai
    So he's the one who offers free toasters? Master of the universe indeed.
  2. urusai
    Sheeeet, Vanck is more manly than Shame-ir.
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    Does he have to pay for the window he broke? Sara has bigger balls than Shamir for lying to Swole Sisters about the bike. I wouldn't want Jessie mad at me. Good on Ashton and Vanck for pulling in 2nd place.
  4. urusai
    Maybe that's the point?
  5. urusai
    "before I beat your ass so hard you actually feel it for once!" "You can't feed her her ass, because she's busy sitting on it...in a wheelchair." So inappropriate but soo funny. Ben screaming and pouring the vodka into Jimmy was hilarious.
  6. urusai
    Nah that was a Nissan 350Z.
  7. urusai
    Ronny was awesome. LOL "ive never had a guy scream like that" Loved the Farewell to Arms reference. Fuck millenials... seriously..
  8. urusai
    What'd Rosita see?
  9. urusai
    And her tequila fueled rage texts and him pouring drinks on her head.
  10. urusai
    Ummm Sabrina doing Biggie, Ben in a schoolgirl uniform? "...as diverse as a Jimmy Buffet concert." LOL Ben doing the curtsey was hilarious.
  11. urusai
    Sorry if this came up earlier (haven't read through all the posts) but I laughed during the scene with Daryl and Richard and recognized the picture on the trailer is the same one Snowman used to carry the Coors in the first Smokey and the Bandit.
  12. urusai
    Best cold open ever.
  13. urusai
    Loved Mick quoting Scent of a Woman. Why did Alba and Ben blow up the car? Couldn't she just get it repainted.
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    I totally thought Sheldon was being facetious with the "I don't know if you guys knew about it, but there's actually a beach across the street." So Tesar just made a pimento cheese crab dip at restaurant wars but couldn't figure out what it was during the blindfold test?
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    Was that really the inauguration cake? Seems like the only edible part was enough for one slice. What a fake, phony, cheap ass way to go.
  16. urusai
    There's a place by my grandma's house in Paia called Mama's Fish House you must try. So good.
  17. urusai
    Brooke complimenting Sheldon's dish was soo sweet. Buh bye Em. I'm trying to remember the "great" things you put on the plate.
  18. urusai
    The twins talk so freaking fast i'm surprised they actually make a coherent sentence, which means their brains can actually keep up.
  19. urusai
    With whiskers. Boy George may be a has been but his music will live forever. Hearing him again brought back a lot of memories. LOL at Lisa totally knowing Dorit and PK were lying about the "water damage".
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    LOL Jamie and his line about Colston being barely able to feed himself much less serve was hilarious.
  21. urusai
    Just saw Margo in Secretariat and not one veiled threat in it. Although she was kinda mean for teasing Lucien about his hat.
  22. urusai
    In L.A., dozens of girls would be more noticeable than Jenna. Sorry but she's not that special a snowflake. Maybe in Texass.
  23. urusai
    Jamie had the line of the night. "Everything is bigger in Texas, including assholes." LOL
  24. urusai
    Emily owes Jamie big time.
  25. urusai
    As a former line cook, I applaud you! And your friend should as well. If you return a steak and ask it to be cooked more done, expect charcoal.
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