Callaphera

Yeah. I think it was the How Bad Do You Want It comp? And he tried to claim that he had a tattoo on his head and alluded to it being Nazi related. Of course there was nothing there when they shaved his head and he tried to wear a hat constantly because it was going to ruin his modelling career/chances. Oh, Beast Mode Cowboy. I kinda miss him.

Liz is sobbing. Julia has cry voice. Steve looked like he had been crying a bit. Vanessa? Completely dry-eyed for the first time ever. LOL ETA: Liz, to Austin, while sobbing, about Steve: "And don't play chess with him this week!" Ooh, we're getting personal now. No chess games allowed!

Because I can't have anything nice with this show, I'm gonna make my prediction now: Austin will win HoH. The afternoon makeout sessions in the HoH bed will continue. He'll nominate Johnny Mac and Steve. Veto will be won by a twin. Yawn. (I never get what I want, so maybe some reverse psychology will work this time.)

Ugh. What an unsatisfying double eviction for me. Like Liz was going to put up anyone else? Like Julia was really going to use the Veto? Yawn. Is there anything left to root for this season? It's just a waiting game to see in what order Austin, Liz, Julia, and Vanessa start to eat their own and then we'll be left with a twin final 2. Steve and Johnny Mac don't have a snowball's chance in hell with who's left there unless they can win some HoHs, and... yeah. Not thinkin' it will happen. Did Liz not understand the questions that Julie was asking them during the HoH comp? She kept looking so confused when she had the right answers there in the end. Did she forget what true was and what false was? Those little spinny things are labeled at the top! And that was such a stupid Veto comp. 0 score, next person... 0 score, next person... 0 score! That thing really needed a bumper up at the top. The jury house seems like a more interesting place to watch than the Big Brother house at this point.

Man. Of course, of course, the week that we lose power in our city for days (RIP food in the fridge and freezer) and I have to wait for the internet and cable to come back, it turns out to be an interesting week with one of the twins on the block. Just my luck. I would've had so much fun this week watching the feeds, judging from what you all have been posting. And a wall yeller! I missed a wall yeller! Damn it! Too bad Julia won't be leaving. I'd love to see the Mean Girls Club break up mainly because I don't think I can listen to them on the feeds anymore. Listening/watching Julia and Liz has now replaced Vanessa at the top of my list of people I can't stand on the feeds. Who knew that was going to happen? I thought I was going to love Julia when she was coming in as herself at first. She was all sassy and hated Austin and now I'm stuck with her and her sister getting catty whenever they're alone. Oh but wait, is she still claiming that she doesn't talk shit about people? Fingers crossed for an Austin or Liz boot during DE. Just because. Or whatever will cause maximum drama. I might have to go back and watch that drunken Vanessa/James conversation where she gets all butthurt just to get my drama fill.

I had to give up early today when the twins were talking in the HoH room while waiting for Vanessa to come back from the DR and one of them (wasn't watching, just listening) started complaining about how James and Meg talk shit about them and she (the twin) doesn't talk shit about them. Well, okay, she has talked shit about them, but not like they talk shit about her. So it's totes justified! And she doesn't like them because they talk shit about her. And okay, so she talks a little shit about them... Note to self: so long as you don't talk more shit about someone than they talk shit about you, you're innocent! Awesome!

So, this was apparently part of Vanessa's nom speech: "Chess pieces and victims, aren't we all?" Gee, where have I heard something similar before...

And doing the wide eyes innocent look before the tears appear. At least twice tonight.

"And, um... and also... and um... oh yeah, and so..." Listening to that from Vanessa all week is going to be a chore. Anyone wanna bet on how many times she cries this week?

Heh. I popped open the feeds, it was still on Jeff highlights so I figured I had enough time to run to the kitchen and grab a drink and a snack. Come back and the comp is done. Seriously? Either I'm really slow or they really suck.

Well, Vanessa won't have to dig far to find The Reason to target Johnny Mac again this week. Yawn.

I really hated the way Vanessa spoke to Steve after the Veto ceremony. Johnny Mac's interview with Julie was hilarious, only because of the way she kept trying not to laugh when he would break out with that weird little chuckle/giggle thing. But MEG?! Please. What a stupid answer.

Vanessa, please take off the Green Tuque of Doom before curling your hair. That's just weird.

I laughed at Meg being unable to recognize her own nose. Sure, other people had trouble with it too, but damn it, girl. You see yourself in the mirror every day when you slather on the red lipstick. How did you not know your own nose?

Rock Paper Scissors = the new Skittle pick.

smack smack HORK It's time for the afternoon makeout session in the HoH room. Fair warning to anyone who is about to turn on the feeds.

Ah, the lovers spat. Liz is sleeping downstairs because Austin is "rude" in how he spoke to her earlier and because he doesn't know how to clean. There was some sort of kerfuffle over Austin being a dictator during the picture taking earlier today. Julia is under orders not to say anything to Austin about it, unless he asks where she is, and then she can say that Liz is sleeping downstairs in the comic/cheese room. ETA: Listening to him apologize to her and her respond is like listening to two pre-teen girls making up after an argument. "I'm sorry, jeez." "Well, okay." "Okay, sorry."

I don't think that's what actually happened. I saw the videos and the multiple angles but I didn't see what other people were seeing, I guess.

In my defense, I have the headphones on and was doing something else when I realized that it was suspiciously quiet on the feeds. I thought maybe it had frozen and just as I was going back to that tab, I heard the smack smack of a makeout session. And then suddenly I was horrified and couldn't look away. I was already heading to the store to get more wine tonight, but now I'm considering something stronger. Also, if that's as good as it gets? I expect Liz to be moving onto someone new at the wrap party. Like Jeff.

Oh, God. Finger-Gate is happening again, judging from how those blankets are moving. ETA: Aaaand it was over before it could truly begin, because Liz was "too hot" and rolled away. Either that or Austin was the recipient of the quickest handjob that didn't end in a happy ending ever. But there was far too much movement going on. Why am I still watching? It's like watching a trainwreck happen right in front of you. You can't look away.

Dear Production, No matter what's happening in the house, even if everyone else is sleeping, we still don't want to see Austin and Liz making out in the HoH bed and the resulting heavy breathing. Steve picking his nose would be an improvement even. Thanks, The Live Feed Watchers

There's something off-putting about the way Steve asks people to play chess with him. Like, I get it, dude. There's nothing to do in the house, there's people who can actually play chess this season, but the way he constantly bugs them and repeats himself until someone gives in and says all right is just kind of annoying. If they say no the first four times, don't try a fifth time. Just say all right and try again later. Yeesh.

According to the twins, unless an alliance has a name, it's not an alliance. So I guess we can take the Johnny Mac/Steve/Austin/Twins alliance out of the count of 234838 alliances this season.

Too much Austin tonight. And way way too many Austin DRs. He's so damned annoying in there, too, with the way he slows down his speech and widens his eyes ever-so-slightly and tries to sound honest and earnest. And screw off with the Judas thing, dude. Judas is a top hat and a name. There's no developed character behind it. It's just him acting like a douchcanoe. The nomination ceremony was particularly annoying, except for Julia cracking up in the middle of it.

I can't anymore with Vanessa. She's floating around the house, moaning "I don't feel well" and absolutely no one in hearing range cares or even looks at her. So she plops herself down and tells her latest victim how she doesn't feel well and she's nauseous and she requested to see the doctor. The conversation dries up so she walks through another area and moans and groans some more until she gets another victim to listen to her tale of woe. Before that, the twins were having a conversation in the HoH room about how Austin is selfish and figure he was spoiled as a child because it's all about him and he never listens and he has an attitude all day today. The wine is done and so am I.