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This made me chuckle aloud, thank you Ninj!

This exactly, thank you for articulating this more succinctly than I did. More importantly, the hair style the actress wore to the reunion show was, IIRC, a blow out straight hair style, aka a white lady's hair/not her natural hair style. The locks she is wearing currently are very much in vogue with women of color. This is not my opinion, it's just what it is, and I think it looks beautiful!

Since according to Sobbyn, Janelle would have to schtup someone to become 'divorced'. My question to that is: would a vibrator suffice? If so, someone give me Janelle's address, I'm happy to oblige!

He sounds like a real POS. Imagine being married to Barry, and actually leaving him abd going several steps downward from that?! Wow.

She doesn't have corn rows, she has locks, they're very popular right now and I personally think she looks fabulous! Classy and elegant, as she always was. I can't understand why she wanted to buy a huge stake in CW if not to piss off Jill for her past shitty behavior towards Mamie. I mean, half the company is family and I don't think she'd mess with that. So it's all a bit weird. Josh just has no real world understanding about how business works, does he? He's such a shit show runner, show writer, hair/makeup/wardrobe master, set master, and all around douche nozzle. I just can't anymore with Mop's whining, Side Parts ass kissing, and Nikki's high horsing. And don't get me started on the Red Canker Sore and her flailing arms. This show blows hot chunks right now.

If she was marrying into a family that was more modern and both understood and accepted more western life styles - like a young couple living on their own, not expecting the new wife to do all the housework because they had live in help, having daughters of their own who had careers and jobs, etc. - then perhaps Kimberly wouldn't be as bitchy because she wouldn't have to rebel to keep her western life style. But she isn't marrying into that kind of family (I know them, they do exist there), she's marrying into a lower economic household with very traditional values and expectations that she can never uphold. She's never going to be the daughter in law who does all the cooking and cleaning and serving. She's not cut out for this at all and she seems to have done zero research into what is expected of her after marriage. In this aspect, she's an idiot just like 99% of the people on this show. ETA: Sarper looks like a sponge soaked in STIs. He is so disgusting I can barely look at him. 🤢🤮

Here's the thing with Kimberly, she will never fit in there because she is utterly clueless and ignorant of traditional Indian culture. She should have bagged a guy from a well off family where everyone was educated and more in tune with western ways of living. Those families do exist in urban India, but she didn't get into one of those families. Her family is made up of people who entered into arranged marriages - TJs parents - and I don't think the brother is married but if he is or will be, it'll be arranged. TJ and Kimberly are a love marriage, and mainstream Indian culture really doesn't understand love marriages. They are also sort of looked down upon because those who marry for love in India usually lord it over others as a 'look at me, I didn't get married off, I chose my partner', and the vast majority of others around them are made to feel less than because they're all in arranged marriages. I've seen it happen and love marriage people are usually annoying AF to everyone around them. Kimberly seems completely clueless about this very huge distinction that will always make her and TJ seem different to others. It's not just her being a non-Indian, but she's too up her own ass to bother to figure this out, and weirdly, TJ hasn't mentioned this to her on camera either, which boggles the mind. TJs parents were an arranged marriage I'm sure, and as such they have no idea of the squabbles and fights that a couple goes through, though a lot of this is Kimberly being a bitch. I just cant with S&S, those two are just playing us for their 15 minutes of Famewhoredom.

What the fuck was that?! That was a real FU to everyone who's watched this show from the beginning. It was like a mid season episode. I'm pissed I wasted all this time on a show that couldn't be arsed to make a proper series finale.

Great idea, I need to do this as well. I've started f/fing directly to the runway portion because I am so effing over the dramatic sob stories that we are forced to listen to week after week. This show needs a massive overhaul. Post-Heidi/Tim, it's really just a shadow of it's former self at this point. Firstly, Nina needs to go. Enough already, she has shown a stead stream of bad taste, IMO, for many seasons now. And while I think they cast Elaine as a fresh face, enough with her too. She's just not interesting at all and rarely adds anything pithy or interesting to the discussion at hand. And don't get me started on the Queen of Bitchy, Brandon, who appears to only like things he's thought of. And their guest judges have also been abysmal this season, at least to me. Too much ego and not enough substance to back up their opinions. I too, miss Zack, he had very specific and salient feedback for contestants and his own work is impeccable so he has the cred to back up his critiques, whereas to me, the current judges and guest judges do not. I always go back to one of my most iconic and favorite episodes, where Chris March and Christian Siriano created that magnificent couture gown with the huge portrait collar. That? Was what I tune into PR for. Not to see a guy crying over his sister's death, a pouty Frenchwoman who looks perpetually miserable, and a girl who makes sk8tergurl/Hello Kitty outfits. Just sayin'.

It was actually so little of a tribute that it was more like a cursory mention. They should have done an entire show to honor him. Fucking asshole Joshwit.

Y'all need to go over to the Ethan & Olivia thread and listen to Olivia's TikTok te: the full story about the credit card escandalo! It all makes so much more sense now. Wow, Kim and Barry are just despicable human beings, wastes if carbon and space

Wow, that was something to listen to, wasn't it? But it alllll makes so much more sense. I loathe that Barry is getting a sympathetic take this season as the dumped devoted dad, because he's as evil and depraved as Kim is. What pieces of trash those two are.

I think all the older kids and parents ts are clutching to anything that will keep them on the TLC Gravy Train. While Moriah is an ungrateful twit fir skipping out on Nathan, Ethan, and Olivia, then shit talking them and blocking them, I'm more disgusted with Micah, he should know better. Also, I thought last week we were told that Olivia deleted all the music and now Mlriah didn't have anything. But it seems Olivia emailed her all her files before taking things offline. So, yeah, another lie ir stretching of the truth to make Olivia the Plath family scapegoat? At the end of the day, Ethan and Olivia seem to be doing just fine with life, they ought to stay off the show and just do their thing.

I don't see how they're going to tie up all the storyline forever next week, and in a half hour.

Luke is a putz and Maya needs to tell him to stay in school for their future. He's such a short term quitter in everything. Ava deserves another family. And Jim is making ammends. That's all I got.

I think we all always held out secret hope that someday he'd return to reprise the best Billy we've ever known.

I think he has massive issues with her being trans and I think that's why he told production nothing happened in the sack. For Cleo, particularly as a trans woman, I would guess that being with a man who lies about being with you is like the ultimate betrayal and a huge red flag. Nothing in this guy's actions say he's into Cleo but she's too desperate for a relationship to see the massive warning signs. It's sad, really, assuming its even real. Nobody deserves to be treated the way he treats her. He's a gaslighting motherfucker, again IF it's real. OTOH, I'm soooo over Cleo's constant fake crying, and I'm also over how whenever there's an issue she pulls 'Oh but I'm autistic' out as her blanket excuse. I don't buy that Violet's pregnant and I don't think I buy that Cleo is on the spectrum. None of us really knows what part of these stories are made uo and what is real, but overall, these people all feel like they're trying on various personas to see what will stick on the show and what will garner them a longer ride on THE TLC Gravy Train (I'm looking at YOU, Jasmine and Gino!). Frankly, I just look at this show as a dramatic recreation of a made up soap opera st this point because all these folks are so.over the top ridiculous. 🙄

These people are just so dumb. Or they think we're all dumb for believing this stuff is real. Cleo, what a bad actress she is. She went to the Sobbyn Robbyn Brown School of Tearless Dry Eye Crying. She always squeezes her face up like she's got a turd lodged way north of the exit zone. I didn't see one actual tear all the gazillion times She tried to squeeze one out of her eye holes. And Christian comes across as a self-hating homophobe who dabbled in the Trans pool but hates himself for it and thus seeks female validation every chance he gets. He just wanted to experience something 'different' and probably tells himself how cool and open he is, but he's not into her at all. In fact I'd like to know exactly what 'we were intimate' actually means? Touchy touchy? Sucky sucky? Fucky fucky? I seriously doubt they had actual sex at this point. And since we're on the subject, I also question what Violet and Riley actually did on their super secret tryst. 😳 He's on meds that make him temporarily sterile? She knows she's pregnant like 4 weeks after he left? She refuses to see the doctor he'll pay for? It's all totally suss at this point. Statler is a nutter. A narcissist who makes everything about her and then when things don't go her way, she deflects and blames the other person. Dempsey is in for a world of hurt if she continues with this. Statler needs serious therapy, not a relationship. Misha, WTF are you thinking girl? She is in love with his 'holiness' but she also wants sexual compatibility? I think she thinks she can train him in the sack but that's not happening. This guy who's never felt up a girl already knows everything he needs to know about pleasing women because....he has friends...and they tell him stuff...Oy! If she married him she deserves whatever she gets at this point. Razvan, you pussy whipped simp! You KNOW this relationship is toxic, but you cave because monotone Amanda gave you a card and some stuffed animals?!? I had such high hopes for you dude. PS: You will never be accepted in her backwater, podunk Louisiana town. You will be miserable there dude. Yeeno and JeeAAZmine, just go away already. Nobody cares. I can't remember anything else, I must have blacked out in boredom.

All these kids are so fucking fucked up. I cant give Olivia shit because she grew up in a toxic funny household and married into the same old shit. I can absolutely believe that Kim groomed her and then once Olivia wised up to her games, the trouble began. Because before Olivia came on to the scene there was absolute rule by Kim, with Barry nodding along in agreement. So it annoys the hell out of me to hear Micah and Moriah bad mouth her when: 1. Neither of them was present for this credit card/MLM scam discussion AND it appears that Ethan corroborated Olivia's remembrance of said talk and situation. So they can both take several sets and stfu. AND 2. If it weren't for Olivia I don't think Micah would have ever perused modeling and moved to LA and done all the things he's done while traveling with Olivia. And Moriah would never have done one iota of the things she's done if it hadn't been for Olivia pulling her along with her, showing her how the world works. She'd still be li ING in the creepy upstairs closet. So Moriah accuses Olivia of 'stealing' her music now? It sounds more like she publicly accused Olivia of lying re: Kim, a situation she was never present for, then she had thr gall to ask for the password to her music account and Olivia, deservedly, just deleted it all. You know what? If I were Olivia I'd have done the same thing. I'm sure Moriah was just too damn lazy to figure out how to record and upload her music to the internet and was happy for Olivia to do it for her, until she decided to badmouth Olivia. Screw these Plaths. Seriously, they're all nutters!

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When Audra and Tucker were together before he got back with Ashley, you could tell Audra really wanted him and probably would have wanted more from him and their relationship. But now? I think she sees that despite being a frat boy between the sheet, Kid Pomp offers her a life time of well-funded cushiness, whereas she will always be guessing with Tucker, waiting for him to turn on her like a dime. But the Big Boy Sex probably has her momentarily dickmatized. She'll snap out of it.

I mean, isn't this the same bullshit that Jack and Diane got Billy into with Ashley? And now they're at it again with Tucker? If you thought things ended badly with Ashley, imagine how it's going to do down with Billy Boy Abbott! Billy thinks he's crafty as a fox, but he's more like a duck with no legs, on dry land, and Tucker is a very hungry coyote. Billy doesn't stand a chance against Tucker. And because it cannot be said enough, I hope Tucker and Audra bring down this entire house of cards with both Jabot and Newman Scamerprises.

I thought there was some othing fabric or something on thr undercarriage of his vehicle that made him known what he'd done but not sure others knew about that. I'm tired of Adam being everyone whipping post, just as I'm tired that MS still exists on this show as the Harpy-Succubus that she is.

Doesn't Ashkey know that Audra and Tucker were fuck buddies? Speaking of, Audra and Tucker are the best thing about shitShow right now. I prefer them scheming together. I think she really loves him in a sick, daddy spank me sort of way. At least she'll get a proper banging with him, as opposed to the Wonder Bread sex that vile Kyle delivers. Sharon, GIRL! Fogure out how to dickmatize Chance or he's Summer's new toy! Red Canker Sore, fuck all the way off. Please and thank you.

*slow clap* That? Was a thing of beauty! My fav parts bolded!