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Where/how do you watch Coronation Street?

My best (customer) guess is that he was trying to pretend he was Austin Powers, because that's the level of mental acuity he has.

I have been saying for years now that everyone on this show, but especially K&R, should have written into their contracts that they must watch every video play back and answer every question the Tell Nothing as honestly and with as much detail as possible or their salary will be docked. Make a schedule of penalties- refusing to answer a question revokes $20k of your salary. Make it a huge amount. These morons are being paid a lot of money to do nothing. During that insane stare off with Suki, you could see in K's eyes what a scary person he would be if you were alone with him. And when Suki said, "are you going to just sit there and act like a BABY?!?" I nearly pissed myself! "No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can." Where has this version of Suki been all these years?!?

That whole stare down Douche did with Suki at the end? He just has no self awareness of how utterly horrible he presents himself with his bullshit justifications and delulu lies.

Well at least some of them should have bitch-slapped their brother back into reality at some point.

What a discreet ass kisser!

Maybe it emits an SBD gas...

First thought: Is this an overly waxed anus that squirts?

What in the gd hell is Sharon wearing? She looked like she had on winter garbage bags. Nikki looked bizarre and that hair..Something About Nikki?!? Pleather on Nicholas sounds about right though. Diane looked like an abomination, and the only woman who looked amazing was Ashley - that dress was very 1970 chic! Why wasn't My Pretty Pony Lils not invited to thr soiree?

I'm not sure what kind of contract TLC has with these buffoons, but I have a feeling that despite Douche being, well, a douche, he has some sort of iron clad contract that is allowing him and Crybrows to spew lies unchallenged, and to refuse to answer questions or watch tapes on the reunion shows. In any normal circumstance, after it happened once, a network would amend a contract and withhold a substantial, if not entire chunk of salary until the person fulfilled their obligation to sit through the Tell All reunion and WATCH all the footage the producers wanted them to watch, and then answer ALL the questions the host asked them. But instead, we have this horrible person and his horrible wife lying through their teeth, refusing to answer basic questions and refusing to watch clips of what came out of their own mouths during filming. Something is amiss here. Something smells rotten, not in Denmark, but in Coyote Pass and Flagstaff. There is some reason they are allowed to get away with shirking their duties to this show, I want to know what it is. And then I want them gone from TV forever. BUT, I do want at least one or two seasons of the OG families, just to know K&R are watching and not getting a dime out of it anymore! NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Uch, I had to turn it off. This kid is so cheesy that it hurts to watch him. I get that sweet/tart thing going in the side of my cheeks every damn time he's on screen. If Beaver Cleaver and Johnny from the Rifleman had a love child it would be Harrison. Words that come to mind: sacchrine, tooth ache, cloying, twee. @Joimiaroxeuthe bolded was genius!

That would only work if there was a part for an aging Peter Pan guy with a 'need to be cool' complex who will sell out anyone for a buck to make himself look better. Wait, maybe there IS a role out there for Peachy!

Most of the time, the behavior of contestants, and parading around in their dirty underwear is also disrespectful to other cultures, but that's never stopped Survivor before. That smells like a weak excuse to me. I'm disappointed that they didn't invite back Boston Rahb, Sandra, and Yul, unless they did and they declined. I'd love to also see an Exile Island where they do a Boston Rob/Sandra/iconic player whomever tutorial like they did that one season, along with the same iconic players in their spy shack at the TCs, giving their two cents on what's going down. That was entertaining to me. ETA: Now that I think about it, I wish that they'd just done one player per season for all seasons, which would be 49, plus one iconic player or someone who really got robbed during their season, to make it an even 50 players. Extend it back to the full OG season length of time and figure out ways to work in some double TCs so two people are voted out in one week, to whittle it down to the desired number of people at the end. And Mike White? WTAF?!?

Well they are jeans filled with diesel so...yanno... 🔥 👖

Ha! Old Man Saggy Balls eats Cream.of Wheat for breakfast, then he mumbles random threats to anyone passing by, wipes some gruel off his chin, and stumbles off to rant at the walls of his mansion. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see him in his own dungeon being fed only brussel sprouts.

Yes to all of this! And being back the eating gross shit challenge. Right now every season is the same tired challenges with slight tweaks. Bring back OG challenges and Exile Island - I liked thst a lot. People really broke down being alone - well alone with a camera crew!

Just saw the SF to Edinburgh epi last night and OMG, that dude was such a douchebag. The constant nervous braying like a donkey. The endless negativity. And then they buy the huge house that was way over budget and needed a shit ton of work inside (gross carpeting, all bathrooms re done, kitchen had issues IIRC). Yeah that makes sense after all the whining he did. He was su h a buzzkill.

I guess I'm good with taking this at face value, which is that this was Joe offering to step in and make fire in Eva's place. BUT, I can see your point - especially since TIIC manufacture the storyline they want to advance to viewers - where perhaps that was a clip of a conversation where, let's say, Joe was frustrated watching Eva have a screaming meltdown and he said "let me do this for you", meaning "let me show you how to make fire." But as you said, that would defeat their portrayal of Saint Joe, patron Saint of Padres. If that's what he meant rhen as you and others have said, it makes it clear that other players didn't play as they usually would have because they were always making concessions for Eva. Which adds legitimacy to the theory that Eva needed a lot of extra help to advance in the game. And that's nit fair to put that on players. Conversely, if Joe was indeed offering to take Eva's place in making fire, it adds to his Saint Joseph persona, but it still proves that Eva was helped through the game because another player was willing to throw their game play to accommodate her. Tonight I told my husband, "I can't believe it's only been one week since the Scream Heard Through the Forest, it seems like it happened a month ago!"

Your order has been noted: Reservation for Table of 5, extra handbasket in blue with gray trim. Hell and handbaskets aside, I thought when Joe went to check on wailing Eva, he did say 'Let me do this for you' and that's when she said that she wanted to do it herself. Am I misremembering that?

That creepy AF painting she had made, copying Christine's family painting but with her kids as chicken tender tots? Delulu to a millionth degree. That is some certifiable batshit cray cray right there.

In previews for next week, they show Suki asking Janelle why she can't be friends with K&R and Janelle says 'I just don't like them" and you can tell Suki is doing all she can to not smile or laugh at that. I think this, plus the edits we sew tell us that the editors hate K&R as much as we all do. But I still want them off TV for good.

Speaking of, does anyone kniw what Day'un is doing now, and where he's living?

I ditto this, and OG Survivor gave us more of this type of player. In fact, I'd like to not even know what they do in real life. Just show me rhe game play. But did Joe lose 'with integrity'? Because to me ir felt more like he got duped- both by his #1 partner Eva, and by Kyle. I don't see that as integrity, I see it as he got suckered in by his integrity quest and his 'dad complex', if you will. But I know perception is sometimes a YMMV thing, of course! Make that a table for four please, I'll bring extra handbaskets.

I love the OG3 not even trying to be diplomatic or answer with 'read between the lines' answers! However, Kody is so full of shite. He is so deep into his denial that he will never take responsibility for his actions. The OG3 are spot on - he abandoned all three of them and 13 children, which is despicable for a father to do. It was interesting that Crybrows doesn't even try to cry now, she has zero f#cks to give about the OG3 or the OG13 and isn't afraid to show it now. The mask has dropped and she is exactly the person we always thought sue was. Sadly.

Thisnis the same epi name and description as E03