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  1. Eldemarge
    So you kiss a guy one time and text some and then don't text anymore and that means He's Your "Ex." That'll do, you crazy kids.
  2. Eldemarge
    Dave's Nat joke about "giving it away for free" made me guffaw loudly alone in my car. Well done.
  3. Eldemarge
    It was not okay then, it is not okay now.
  4. Eldemarge
    Brandon's head reminds me of a planter full of succulents.
  5. Eldemarge
    I laughed out loud in my car (driving to work) during The Blotter Presents this morning and it was 5:45 AM. So well done, everyone! Not an easy feat. #Killerpost #YYYYYEEEAAAAAHH!!
  6. Eldemarge
    I kinda get the feeling that Whitney's friends think they're in some hot-shit clique now that they're on a TV show, so they have the right to gang up on people and whatnot. Not an attractive look. #TEAMKERRYN
  7. Eldemarge
    Right?? Like they can call her ugly names and she is in TWOUBLE for being so DISRESPECTFUL. Jesus, these people! And Queen Whitney is sitting there soaking up compliments and is like, "Ummm...you didn't say your RESPECT me. Cuz I'm so AMAZE."
  8. Eldemarge
    How do we point this comedian lady to this board for the next season?
  9. Eldemarge
    She was really trying to hammer her "He's really into me!" point home. Nobody is buying it.
  10. Eldemarge
    She gave you an easy out, Lennie!! Don't go back! Aaaaaaaaah!
  11. Eldemarge
    I'm heating up my dinner and I'm ready to go!
  12. Eldemarge
    I am not convinced of what looks like a teary-eyed Lennie in the previews telling Whitney he still loves her or whatever. Does the Convincing scale go down into the negatives? He probably gets more passionate about a roast beef sandwich.
  13. Eldemarge
    Always been one of my favorites! Whenever I try to introduce KITH to a new person, I'll usually grab this sketch for starters.
  14. Eldemarge
    So he works part-time, she works one day a week. These are the conflicting schedules that keep them from spending time together? So sad that the universe is so against their love! If only these crazy kids could make it work! Tragic.
  15. Eldemarge
    How is Whitney supposed to be improving on this stair time? She hasn't been "working" or practicing this at all. I am confused. Cue the Chariots of Fire theme, I guess....
  16. Eldemarge
    I think we've crossed into some verrrrry Fakest Reality Show Ever territory at this point. All we need now is for her boss to walk up and give her a rose, kiss her hand and they both ride off into the sunset on a white horse with a big ol' gleaming dance trophy.
  17. Eldemarge
    Please fall down....please fall down...
  18. Eldemarge
    Bless you, man-friend. You can talk to this woman like she is a fragile 4 year-old and not just jump right up and fling a chair at her.
  19. Eldemarge
    She literally got caught with a giant cookie in her hand and she's crying because he "doesn't believe in her."
  20. Eldemarge
    I don't understand why Whit is harping on Maddie when it's pretty clear there was no preparation (rehearsals, script) for this dance video. Got damn, she is unprofessional!
  21. Eldemarge
    If this Task Force is such a big deal, they should all get matching berets.
  22. Eldemarge
    Shannon Doherty would have hurled a tree stump or a television through the window to get the keys if this happened in real life.
  23. Eldemarge
    Sarah: "And I think the skirt is actually...gauchos?." Me driving in my car: "OH NO!!!" Horrifying.
  24. Eldemarge
    Buddy's girlfriend looked really nice at the party. I did notice that Lenny's beard is expanding. He couldn't trim it down just a smidgen for this event? You can probably see his beard from the back at this point.
  25. Eldemarge
    I was a little alarmed at the huge bites of cake she was taking. I'm surprised she didn't end up choking.
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