Eldemarge

NO GIRL, RUUUUUUUN

So Steven is an abusive dickhole AND a liar. Cool.

So wait. We can't let Kalini know that whatserface is pregnant because...she won't be able to PROCESS it and won't want the wedding to happen??

Lol, Leida pretending that she has friends back home....Sure, Jan.

Oh Jesus, Larissa just has to go on a Big Ol' Apology Tour at this point for these people.

I just want to throw a bed sheet over him.

Your boy didn't trim up the facial hair for your wedding, Ashley. He could give two shits.

After Ashley and Jay have are all boned out in like 2 years, I'm wondering what exactly they have in common that will make them want to be together? I just don't see it.

OH MY GOSH, you are right!!

When I look at Aseulu, I just see a mechanical monkey playing little cymbals in his head. I know that's mean, but I can't help it.

"Leida's my last shot at love." Is THAT what you call that??

I kind of hope that couch is actually something that Tasha bought and she takes it with her...and then they just have to sit on placemats on the floor or something.

I am really curious about what exactly Eric told this girl about his lifestyle and the promises he made to her when they dated online.

Eric chooses to be frugal. Not because he actually has no money, guys.

There is no way he likes Kalani's personality.

What is the purpose of a "wedding website?" Can someone explain this? Is it like a FB post where people can comment?

Can't blame that BED on your daughter, Eric!!

OMG, he doesn't even have a bed big enough for two people. BRILLIANT. This fucking guy.

So even after they get married, Colt will still share his bank account with Mommy. Coooooooool.

Did he seriously try to put a sleeping child on the FLOOR?

Too expensive. C'mon!!!

So they have a joint bank account. Whose idea was it to never fix their car?

I'm here too. Can I try some American Cheddar, please?

My guide is showing that tonight's episode is going to be three hours long. That can't be right...right?

I'm still hung up on the "Best Cheddar in the World" incident. Why did Eric point it out if he wasn't planning on getting any? Was he thinking Leida would buy the cheese for them? Why does she need HIM to buy HER cheese if she's so well off? Just buy the cheese if you want it. This is really bugging me. Basically, if she comes from money, she'd have some money to spend on this trip and wouldn't have to depend on ol' Eyebags to buy her and her son food (which it doesn't look like he's actually up to doing).