Eldemarge

Good night, all! It's my birthday weekend so I hope it's fun...I bought tickets for Monkey Man, which is a REVENGE FILM, my favorite genre. Have a good weekend!

I had no IDEA this started tonight! Aaaaaaaaahhhh

In order to "not give up," you have to be DOING SOMETHING first.

@Auntie Anxiety was CLOSE! Hats off, Madam.

Okay. 629.

Exactly what I was thinking!

I just got here, but I know exactly what's going on because I've seen 5,000 episodes of this show :D

Checking in! I'm back from the gym and sticking to Dr Now's diet! I'm ready to move to Houston, all! Just Kidding, I do not love Houston.

I can't keep my face from contorting into a hideous demon mask.

I can't stop saying EW! out loud.

@judylo I'm so sorry to hear about your injuries! What an ordeal. 😭 I wish you a speedy recovery!

I look up and creepy Garrick has a tentacle on that poor girl and he's trying to speak Swedish. Why didn't a lightening bolt come down and take care of that situation?

I've always wanted a show called "Tiny House Divorces" for all the couples who had to live in close quarters for too long and then their marriages fell apart. My prayers have not been answered so far.

Dangit I am sooooo late. I guess I'll have to go back and watch!

Sometimes I am sad that Armando and Kenny aren't inviting me to their cocktail Pillow Talk bed party but I guess they wouldn't since... we don't know each other. Oh well. Goodnight, all!

I found a few apps just for meeting couples/singles, so Garrick is full of it.

Garrick is disappointed in himself? LOL. And so ashamed. OMG THE FAKE CRYING grossssss

Girls, you are miserable. Get some fulfilling hobbies that aren't just catering to your lazy man.

I know I'm supposed to care about this conversation and people are crying but I'm obsessed with how they are trying to fold those clothes. I need to see the folding. So I can judge them and tell them they're wrong lol

Garrick has no job, right? I was on TWO apps and it was too much for me.

Somebody told this guy he looked hot in a tank top and now that is all he wears. I'm mad at that person.

I was doing skincare and "missed" the end but something tells me that nothing actually happened. Goodnight, all!

Ashley thinks she's soooo interesting. Also, I'm amazed that this show managed to make all these episodes about couples basically doing nothing, with no plot whatsoever. But maybe that isn't so amazing for TLC. THEY TRICK YOU INTO THINKING YOU'RE WATCHING THINGS HAPPEN TLC stands for the Trickery Lies Company.

That's so cool that Kobe knows French. I wish he had taught some to his wife! I'd be stoked if my partner knew another language and I could learn something new!