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I don't mean to get too hung up on this but... they have a kid together and Ari moved to another country for this family unit-thing and they aren't married yet? I hope they explain what the hold-up is. I don't actually care but I'm curious now.

I have an interview on Tuesday for a job I'm only half-qualified for so I should be studying things but 90 Day always sucks me in! Although Corey having a soft dick isn't as shocking and compelling as TLC thinks it is.

I'm sure I said this last time but Corey has no lips and I just don't trust men with no lips. His kisses must feel like kissing a cut vegetable. Or a puppet made out of a shoe instead of a sock.

I'm here! I figured out if I make cabbage soup for dinner that has almost no calories, I can drink a giant beer as well.

Well. I'm pretty easy for a good pina colada, too.

Mike with his One Last Manipulation. Yes, you were at home all sad and wishing for Natalie, you poor poor victim...phhhsssh. Nobody believes that!

Mike really puts off that "rubbish in the sack" energy, doesn't he?

A baby blanket as a present for your WIFE is not a real present.

Seriously!! Can we get some actual useful information, TLC??

It's laughable that Aseulu thinks he deserves respect as Head of the Household and the Man in Charge when he does zero things that a provider and protector would do. He wants to just be taken care of like a toddler and still be "in charge." He's ridiculous. He's not going to build a house! He can barely ride a bike.

Let's feel bad for the new fathers in the room, trying to make the huge adjustment and seeing their kids a few months out of the year. They neeeeeed the strippers! Waaaaaah

This family is boring as shit. Remember when Colt threw a babyfit backstage and threw a water bottle at the wall?

Does Andrei have an Only Fans? Asking for a friend.

Sometimes, when the women on this show actually have a job, I do find that pretty interesting. I wish they would delve into that some more. It's better than the million talking head interviews we get with unfortunate outfits, staring out into space, talking about how they aren't sure if so-and-so is actually using them for citizenship.

Mykul, nobody would fault you if you actually did find a Nigerian wife to have a family with. The grass is MUCH greener on the other side! Anything is better than this constant abuse by a certified psychotic.

Oh here come the American Apologists.

Do you suppose Angela acts like this at work? She acts like she has zero self-control and I can't believe she's been able to live in society acting like this all the time.

I'm missing Darcey and Stacey tomorrow AGAIN booooooo! But I'll see y'all next Sunday, you beautiful, shoulder-covered humans!

I would bet 100 dollars that Angela tried to blow her doctor after the ride home. Whether he let her or not, I can't be sure. But come ON, we all know it's true!

He's the type of dude who thinks him just existing in the house is enough to keep the relationship going. No dates planned, no talking out issues, no help with chores, no compliments. Some lucky woman is going to do all the emotional lifting in that double-wide and will feel totally alone to boot. What a catch.

Julia is 100 percent like "Can your parents die already??"

Oh no, I don't know if I can commit to hate-watching another season of Whitney Thore.

Brandon seems to think that if a man cheats on you, you must have "done" something to "make him." CHARMING.

This Max Headroom haircut is not working for Ronald.

Direct question asked to Mike. Mike: (Siiiiighhh eye roll shrug non-answer I'mma-victim)