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  1. Eldemarge
    Lol. Rebecca, just hit the gym if you want to look better! Rebecca: *shocked Pikachu face*
  2. Eldemarge
    Jovi struggles with empathy. Someone like that shouldn't get married or have kids. But oh well, these dudes keep finding women so... nothing we can do!
  3. Eldemarge
    He talks to her like it's sooooo stupid she didn't know exactly where he was and why he left.
  4. Eldemarge
    Mike, you are fat garbage.
  5. Eldemarge
    Those dresses looked good. Makes me want to go dress shopping...
  6. Eldemarge
    I really miss the Alexander Graham Bell Geico commercial. It makes me laugh even just thinking about it.
  7. Eldemarge
    She would but she literally walked just this one time, for the cameras. So the flippy-floppies are fine for her usual activities (Sitting. Eating.).
  8. Eldemarge
    THE CARPET.
  9. Eldemarge
    My son's graduating next month. I get a gift, right??
  10. Eldemarge
    I just like to slobber over him. I'm fast-forwarding through Atomic Blonde in order to stare at him. Ahhhh, technology...
  11. Eldemarge
    I think I'm going to bow out and get back to Bill Skarsgard. I can't do an hour of baby/mother-in-law talk.
  12. Eldemarge
    "How's your kids (that I'm expecting you to ditch forever to come be my lawn care guy)??"
  13. Eldemarge
    Some friend who's definitely had drunk sex with Jovi.
  14. Eldemarge
    I am thinking that Andrew AND his mom had this PLAN that Amira was going to fly to America and immediately get pregnant. Mom wants grandbabies NOW. That's why she's pissed. We saw how angry Andrew got when Amira was trying to retain control of her own uterus.
  15. Eldemarge
    I bet this guy's breath smells like Satan's butthole.
  16. Eldemarge
    "He won't even make eye contact with me, but I guess we'll just give it a shot!"
  17. Eldemarge
    I was only watching Atomic Blonde again and fast-forwarding to the Bill Skarsgard parts, so I GUESS I'll come join y'all...
  18. Eldemarge
    Oh so Maja is putting other people in charge of her weight loss so she can easily blame others. COOOOOOL, good idea! 😛
  19. Eldemarge
    You got up early. Nobody cares. I love that commercial.
  20. Eldemarge
    Maja is depressed she doesn't have anyone to scream at.
  21. Eldemarge
    Justin is TINY now!
  22. Eldemarge
    I'm still not over "I eat deviled eggs for breakfast" "How many eggs do you eat?" "ONE EGG. AND I CUT IT IN HALF AND IT TAKES ME 30 MINUTES TO EAT THE PIECES." Get. The. Fuck outta here.
  23. Eldemarge
    Oh bitch. "He shouldn't criticize me when I'm upset! He should be positive and support meeeeee!" That is not how reality works. Damn, she is really used to people coddling the hell out of her, isn't she?
  24. Eldemarge
    Are you saying she is not a beautiful mermaid?
  25. Eldemarge
    Good news, though. She is still very fat.
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