Eldemarge

The big question of the night is: If Maya loses a lot of weight, will she still look permanently pissed?

We all gotta look good for SnarkCon 2022, right???

Oh look! Somebody to root for! Go, Justin!!

I'm going to add that I bet she actually showers!

She talks about cravings and then minimizes with "cold brew coffee." Girl, you didn't give into cravings and just drink a tiny coffee!

Mike is doing that lovely thing that I've seen dudes do where they will just detach from the relationship and gaslight/shrug their way through until the girl breaks up with them. So they don't have to make the effort of having a hard conversation and "be the bad guy" or whateverthefuck. I guess it's easier on them, the poor dears. Hell yes, I am bitter.

God, Mike sucks. He is acting like this is HER problem and he doesn't need to participate in the issue. What an asshole. But he expects her to tend to his feelings while he sulks and does NOTHING.

Mike is a complete knob.

Brandon reading/writing his vows in Russian: The Last True Effort Brandon Will Make In This Relationship. Enjoy it while it lasts!

Oh, I am coming with you on this journey! I'll hold the flashlight.

Marry ME, Zied! I won't act like a jealous shrew all the time, my house has furniture, and I would be thrilled to learn Arabic. Dang, he can't hear me.

Rebecca looks fiercely uncomfortable.

He didn't want her to leave? He thought she'd just hang out and clean/cook/fuck him for bit until she had to fly home?

It's his face and his too-small polo shirts with those tiny sleeves that make me ragey.

I'm actually getting my first shot on Tuesday and I no longer have vaccine envy!

Not like Jovi will be wearing his wedding ring when he goes out so... might as well go for the cheapest option!

They need to do a big update show on ALL the Poundticipants from this season who ended with "I'm going to keep working hard until I meet my goal!"

Good news, kids! You can push me around the park today!

If something could hoist those boobs up, I wonder if she could breathe better and get off oxygen?? Just my crazy theory.

I kinda want her to go into the hospital. At least they will make her shower.

What would this lady do if she couldn't be carted around like the Queen of Sheba...

621!

If she just pretends to read the diet pamphlet and flaps her arms a few times, maybe she could drop another 9 pounds!

Nine pounds! Working real hard, baybeeeeeee!

Those are smells.