Eldemarge

MAKING LOVE

That is such a good idea for a filter. Devs, get on this!

He's not allowed to talk to women. He's not allowed to think about having children. He's not allowed to ever divorce her. This is why Rebecca picks men young enough to be her son.

Natalie is a bit much, but Michael is a hypocrite. And you couldn't pay me to get into another relationship with a man who would rather stonewall me than have a fucking conversation about a hurtful issue.

Julia. Are we surprised he blamed you again while his parents were upset? This is your future. You're signing up for a lifetime of this.

One day, I hope my grandkids call me "Nan!" 😄

This is not a surprise, but Colt's beard is BAD. He can't even figure out a beard??

I'm guessing she undoes all that plumping by drinking heavily and not getting enough water.

Jovi really thinks he's hot shit and the only reason I can think of is he probably makes way more money than anyone in his friend group. Who cares, he is straight garbage.

This priceless heirloom she TREASURES and then decided to take it on her sex vacation.

Don't date a person who will slap their phone like it's a mistreated pet.

Thanks for the concern, guys! The power is back after losing it for three days and I have hot water again. I lucked out and had no busted pipes. The most damage that was done was to my outside plants. The stores have been picked clean so I can't get groceries (the stores look WORSE and more empty now than when the lockdown started!), but a friend of mine cooked me some bulk meals yesterday. I guess this was a good thing in the long run, because now I'm going to make SURE I am prepared for the next disaster. Maybe I'll try to replace some windows so I can get a bit more insulation in my house! I'm vowing to be a better homeowner in the future. And the best news is that my father, who lives here and is in Assisted Living, is doing just fine and they didn't even lose power! I was more worried about him than myself.

Texan checking in... I missed last week because I had Valentine's Day plans (Zoom date with friends) and then I was trapped in my bed for three days because that was the warmest place to be with no heat. I had shower for the first time in a week Yesterday and it was GREAT! I am ready for snark.

Oh MAN, that takes me back! Good snark.

I'd love to see the step count on that fitness tracker she wears. Eleven steps a day, maybe?

That is how they lose the 10 lbs on their second weigh-in (when they should have lost 60 lbs). They just stop eating for four hours. And then moan about how hard they worked.

I'm going with 531. And this is the first one I've seen with a fitbit...

I made it! Just in time for car trip. She needed 5 food stops to "push through?" Sounds about right.

It's supposed to be very, very cold on Sunday. My friend and I are still planning on going hiking in the morning for Valentine's Day. No way am I sitting around being sad because I am soooooo alooooone! Maybe I will dramatically fall off a hill. That's what Whitney would do, right?

That baby was not "early." Whitney is already trying to figure out how to get that baby to worship her.

I'm going to guess Ryan didn't immediately run out and tell Whitney about the baby is because it has nothing to do with her. But yes, let's demonize Ryan for.... whatever Buddy is grasping at.

Where are they, again? Looks pretty. I like rainy with palm trees. NM, I am dumb. Asheville.

Chase's baby is born. It's DEVASTATING NEWS and all about poor, poor Whitney.

I'm running a bath but I thought I'd catch the beginning of The Fat Narcissist show since I'm just sitting around...

Good luck, lady. Keep going outside and whatnot so you're away from that couch and food.