Eldemarge

So what you're saying is... No Skoodilypoop (i am sorry, i had to)

"Sumit, you keep all that crazy shit away from my baby." YEAH! Team Sumit's Family.

"He should see how much I do for him to make this relationship work." She won't make a BED. She won't be a parent to their child. What are we talking about here?

Evelyn's poor mom. :(

Oh god. River's love life with the slow jams. 🤮

YEAH!

Yeah, funny how being in a long-term relationship with a non-committal man can cause daily stress. Definitely just chant and buy beads. OR GTFO OF THERE

Wouldn't it be delicious if Sumit's parents showed up with a local 60 year-old woman like: "Here, we found a bride for you since you love this type!" Goodnight, all!

What's wrong with his voice? Like nails on a chalkboard for me.

Theory: Steven THINKS he's not a virgin but what Actually Happened was he was dry-humping some girl once and came in his pants on accident. I'm sorry, I can't even entertain the thought of that guy knowing how to do actual sex. Successfully.

I start Oct 4! I had to give my two weeks at my current job... the good news is since I already had a long trip to Toronto planned for the middle of October, my new job said I could go ahead and take my trip and not burn any PTO. Which I thought was really nice, since I'll be gone almost two weeks.

They really find to grossest, most unsexy dudes for this show, don't they?

Oh fuck, my sex organs just froze and died. Thanks, Steven.

I don't like this guy's face.

You're Sumit's new mommy, Jenny, didn't you know this?

This girl is definitely getting Covid.

Y'all are forgetting what women will go through when they've been dickmatized. I'm convinced this guy must have a magnificent wang and not much else going on.

Oh jesus, guy, what the hell is wrong with you.

I am so jealous. I want to go! But I already have a big trip planned for this year and it's in about a month... maybe next year? I have friends in Mass so I'd be down for flying up and making a week of it!

Jenny acting like she has more important things to do than help around the temple all day.

He's actually at the NEW job! He's the person who talked me into applying. So I won't have to say goodbye! And y'know, maybe there will be a business trip that will happen and I'll have a drink and end up making out with him On Accident in an elevator somewhere. Not that I've plotted this out or anything.

Guys. I accepted a job offer last week and now I have to break it to my current team that I'm leaving the company. Yikes... (so my interview went fine!) And I kind of want to make out with my friend who works there, but he doesn't know it. Anyway, hellooooo let's fret about hurricanes now.

Yes. You are a shit person. We all agree.

YEAH

Ok, time to guess the big Mormon Secret about His Past. I'm going with a handjob at church camp one time.