FakeJoshDuggar

Yeah, you don't build a billion dollar home/hotel and put $8 Home Depot handles on the doors. Shannon always makes me laugh. "Sure, I have 60 doors but why would you want one more than that?" Dude. When you already have 60 doors in your house, what's ten more?

I just caught this segment on rerun. It sounds as though Briana had a longer timeline squished into one sentence. "Blah, blah, bah high school blah, blah, blah was checking him out on Facebook as time went on." I have little doubt that Brooks has been working Vickie for muuuuuuch longer than she'd like anyone to know.

I read that as, "Which grandparent will spooge on Spurgeon" twice. TWICE. This is the point in the clusterfuck where I admit to having an insane amount of Spurgeons in my family. But then again, I come from Bumfuck Hickville, USA.

I swear to FSM, if "Spurgeon" surges in popularity like Bently belonging that Teen Mom, I'm going to get stabby.

Spurgeon? Spurgeon and Isreal. It's like a race to the bottom in terms of horrible names. Good luck to the kid whose name will always autocorrect to Surgeon.

Considering the size of the crotch fruit she just dropped, it'll probably be a while before she can sit comfortably let alone submit to Bin's sexy time whims.

Yet he's never once mentioned that flying death mobile since they got to Zambia. Methinks the money for the plane went to all that fresh produce he used for juicing while he gave Esther a totino's pizza after being in labor for a week.

Sooo... Anna's sister, Esther, and her husband, Reverend Pike, I mean John Schrader, are having another kid while in Zambia.

Did anyone see Vickie's periscope where she was just giving away shit from her house?

I wonder how he/she would reconcile that since they vowed before God to have as many children as possible? Oh wait, Josh also vowed to be faithful and to honor Anna so clearly he doesn't give a shit about breaking his vows to Anna or God. So... never mind.

In my head, I call the M-kids Mmmm Bops and then sing the horrible Hanson song.

Dear Coto Insurance employees, This is for you.http://i.imgur.com/zxm59iA.jpg

[quote name="Kokapetl" post="1619637" Anna seems to have been photoshopped in this pic. There's a can light where her abdomen should be.

So basically tonight is going to be a snooze fest just to drag it out...

It must be a word of mouth thing because Google has failed me in every search I can make regarding OC, LA, California, etc. therapists who specialize in counseling for couples who.appear on reality television.

Oh, their marriage isn't in trouble. But they sure are making themselves scarce when Jessa is "due" any minute. And if reports are to be believed Jill and her posse have gone back to their poverty tour.

Are they going on Couples Therapy on VH1? I can't imagine a therapist who actually specializes in reality television couples.

Jessa had to have had the baby. Michelle and Jim Bob are having a ton of questionably consensual sex at Fort Rock. http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/jim-bob-duggar-michelle-duggar-marriage-crisis-reality-stars-enter-relationship-rehab/

When last season ended, rumors abounded that Bravo was done with Tamra. It has often crossed my mind this season that Bravo agreed to let her keep her orange if she agreed to get the ball rolling on on the "Brooks doesn't have cancer" scenario. Heather and Shannon are not going to bring psychics to lunch and Megan didn't know enough about Brooks and Vicks to make it legitimate. And so Tamra did Bravo's bidding and then did the redemption tour to try to win back viewers in order to try to keep her orange.

From Wikipedia: I wouldn't be flaunting anything of value while traveling in Cambodia.

When you go through the process of coloring your hair bright pink, it's difficult to go back. It's better for your hair to color it darker instead of stripping the pink out.

Bravo: I'm right on top of that, Rose!

What? He didn't put his hands in the grass and give himself coffee enemas for a cure? Shocking. Shocking I tell you.

It may be Kim Kardashian's Christmas due date, but BG has been occasionally running Duggar blinds since June-ish.

If I had cancer, and people were on television questioning my diagnosis, I would privately meet with them and say, "look, here is my legit documents." I know HIPAA laws are in place for professional reason, but when it's affecting your reputation to the point you are becoming a pariah of society, your best bet is to shut that down sooner rather than later. People who have an actual terminal cancer diagnosis can normally keep their stories straight.