Scout Finch

If this were true, it was a waste of time. You'd think there'd be some sort of sixth sense that Derrick's in law enforcement and he also wouldn't miss pretty much every clue as to how the other hamsters' minds work.

Standing ovation for your song, Nashville! I'm holding up an imaginary lighter.

Well, according to Jerry Falwell, Tinky Winky was teh gay. No joke. http://teletubbies.wikia.com/wiki/Tinky-Winky

I watched Paradise Hotel and you, show, are no Paradise Hotel.

I wish I could like your post more than once, Nashville. Those cracked me up!

This explains so much.

In my head, Cody punched himself because he was dreaming about meeting Tim.

I'm so tired of the narrative THs that are rampant on reality TV. "So, we go out to the backyard and I see..." We can see it for ourselves, thanks. Or "OMG, what is that? What are we going to be doing?!" Well, we'll all know two seconds later or after the commercial break. I also hate the quick THs interrupting a host's sentence, like on Master Chef. "The winner of..." Contestant 1: "I really need to win this." "...this challenge..." Contestant 2: "I'm not ready to go home yet." "...is..[long pause]" Contestant 3: "I really want my kids to be proud of me." "...[name of winner]."

You say that like it's a bad thing.

There's only one other thing that I can think of at the moment, which happened during BB2. I'm pretty sure nothing about it was ever shown on a broadcast. From various sites: - Nicole and Will were in the hot tub drunk on wine and it was widely reported that Nicole gave Dr. Will a '"foot job" under the water. Yes, you read that correctly. Now, both of them denied it later (Will even made a coded statement to that effect on the show.) but something happened---they played footsie for sure. - During an HOH competition, overhead an airplane trails a banner reading "N & W in hotub Im betrayed & hurt. J," sent by Nicole's husband Jeff. - Nicole is still greatly upset by the airplane banner she saw, insinuating that her husband was upset over Internet rumors. She cries in her bed, saying repeatedly that she wants to leave the House to be with her husband, but Will tries to talk her out of it, saying later that he needs her around for his strategy. Later, another banner from Nicole's husband flies overhead, saying "[HEART] U N Stay Torment WL 4 Me - CSI" (Translation: "Love you Nicole. Stay and torment Will for me." The CSI reference is a code from her husband to indicate the banner is really from him.)

What are the odds that since there are no cameras in the jury house, she's going to try to totally hook up with Cody?

Yes, I can understand her reaction to bigotry too, which I should have also mentioned. I have the mouth of a sailor and was trying not to sound like I was clutching my pearls and wailing "think of the children!" I really appreciate you expressing what I was trying to say in a much more articulate manner!

Way to be a role model to your young, impressionable fans on social media with a post full of snottiness, insults and swearing.

The funny thing is that after they left the house Nick ended up dumping Danielle Donato, apologizing to Jen and having a romantic relationship with her. In another 180, I also really liked Danielle the second time around and her growing friendship with Dominic was so sweet. They ended up getting married: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TY7jLBXkVM

When I think about the hundreds of hours I've wasted watching every single season of Big Brother (except S4) and The Bachelor/ette, I want to weep. However, it hasn't stopped me from eagerly awaiting my summer crack every year. It doesn't seem like summer without BB. What always amuses me is how we do a complete 180 from our initial opinion of a houseguest and they end up being one of our favorites. I couldn't stand Jen when she first entered the house because she was so vapid that she actually cried over the picture they chose of her for her BB portrait. Cut to the ensuing weeks of Evil Dick's reign of terror and she became the one I cared about the most. Last season, I thought Amanda was soooo funny the first night when she was doing her stewardess impersonation, and ended up absolutely loathing her. I'm fine with this season being a lot less volatile. I felt physically ill so many times during the last season and my blood pressure really couldn't take another season of that right away.

Reach for the stars, Christine. Oh, and congratulations on achieving that goal.

It seems like just getting a paper cut is enough to get you a medical marijuana card here.

Nakomis' plan was absolutely brilliant, and the look on Jase's face when he realized too late that he had totally been played and was going to be evicted was hilarious. That was the first time someone got back-doored.

Based on his posts here and in the "How Would You Prepare?" thread, I would bring henripootel.

Fourth-generation Oregonian here, and I can also vouch for that. I live in Portland but Portlandia irritates the hell out of me: "oooh, we're all just so unique and quirky!" Although I like Grimm, the show makes it look like we all live in charming vintage bungalows and Craftsman houses. I wish!!

He's the real Beast Mode Cowb Groundskeeper.

How's it going, eh? Bob and Doug will always be my favorites.

I finished watching last night's BBAD this evening, and near the end Frankie dramatically lays down on the floor on his way back to the kitchen, proclaiming that he has just hyperventilated. With his arms and legs splayed out, he resembles a starfish. Meanwhile, the conversation continues in the living room behind him and no one reacts to him at all. So after a few minutes of laying there and waiting for someone to ask if he's okay, the camera catches him raising his head to look over at the living room to see if anyone is paying attention to him. It was just funny that there wasn't even the slightest stop in the conversation and he was completely ignored.

Can you introduce me?!

I laughed when the camera zoomed in for a closeup of her hand caressing Cody's arm. Then I hoped that poor Tim wasn't watching, although it's not like he wouldn't find out soon after from friends, family and the interwebz. Caleb apparently wants a girl just like Dear Old Mom.