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And GOLD!!! Excellent play by the US women -- even better than the men last night!

Damn, but Karch Kiraly has aged into one fine-looking silver fox!

OK, US women. Let's go. You've got this!

WOW. That second-round dive by Tom Daley is the best I've EVER seen!

So far, so good for the US women in the gold-medal match against Spain! And GOLD!!!

I hope the horse kicked him in retaliation first!

I'm watching the men's gold-medal match in beach volleyball now, and I agree with everyone's points about the uniforms. If the women have to compete in glorified bikinis, the men should have to compete wearing nothing but Speedos and a smile. It's not as though they don't have the bodies to pull it off, after all!

It's about time they got their act together. They've been total embarrassments so far!

That will teach me to pay closer attention to the spoilers. I swear, I had read that he took gold, not bronze!

I remember watching that. When I saw the Magnificent 7 dancing the Macarena, for some reason, it immediately made me think of my high school cheerleaders and their dance moves at half-time during football games.

YES --- GOLD!!!!

What are the US men THINKING? We had a 13-point lead, and they're pissing it away by constantly fouling and giving up free throws to France. Come on, guys -- you're better than this!

As opposed to OUR Track teams, which seem to be imploding in a most embarrassing and vexatious manner. Yes, I'm looking at YOU in particular, US Men's Track team -- get your act together so we can finally knock China off the top of the leaderboard in total Gold medals!

GOLD for the US women! *does the happy Snoopy dance*

He knitted that in just a couple of days? Man, he's good! I think his husband might have an issue with that! 😜

And if we can have Breakdancing, why not BALLROOM Dancing (or DanceSport, as it's officially known), as I've been asking for over 30 years now?

Meanwhile, the US has the most medals overall, but we are still trailing China in terms of the most Gold medals in these games. The latter metric is unacceptable. I'm a greedy American patriot -- I want us to win in BOTH metrics!

I'll take the ever-adorkable 4th-place runner in that race any day, Devon Allen. https://www.instagram.com/p/CO0bEN9D7j8/

The age limits are set by the governing bodies of the different sports, not by the IOC. That's why 12-and-13 -year olds can compete in Skateboarding but in Gymnastics.

Speaking as a gay man, I reluctantly have to agree. There IS such a thing as too much of a good thing, after all!

Devon Allen is adorkable. That is all.

Running hurdles on a wet track in the middle of a rainstorm? These women are HARDCORE.I'd be '"Nope, not going to happen!"

Until they did.

Well, you know what they say -- Clark Kent in the streets... .

They were on this afternoon before the women's finals.