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Melissa has always had a mean girl vibe to me. Last week everybody was feeling so sorry for her and Big T. While I do like Big T, something has always bugged me about Melissa.

I went and looked because I didn't know they were on YouTube and yes, clean cut Korey is much better. I like a good beard (not any beard, a good beard) but I don't think it does him any favors. #Imshallowlikethat

Well, to be fair is was some stunningly clean trash and trash facility. I've never seen trash that neat in my life. Plus the stunning subways.

Okay, well, I don't know what it says about me then, because I'd still be there right now instead of typing this. The brother's ability with French was a great key. I thought it was a reasonably complicated task. I've never waited tables before, so I wouldn't have gotten it together quickly like they did. I don't know which brother is which (sorry but I like them both) but the one who was finding the dishes and spoke French told the other brother that the last words of the dish were the most important but at the next course, the runner said "nope, we're doing first words now." I was also impressed with how the brother actually "waited" on the people and was pleasant with them, instead of just slinging their food at them, which we've seen before.

It happens every season and every season I laugh and am frustrated at the same time. Which probably says as much about me as these idiots. Drew: I'm going to say your name and that's just the way it is and you can't do anything about it. Jake: Well, I'm going to say your name. How you like them apples? Drew: WHAT?!?!? *HOW DARE YOU?!?!?*

Robbin apparently had a shot of thorazine before this leg. Although she started to come out a little when searching for the caves.

Probably one of the ONLY things I'm ever going to agree with Omarosa about is the "weaponized motherhood" thing. "Oh I have kids." Yeah, so what? So do I. So does he. This person is trying to help their parents. Everybody's got SOMETHING they are fighting for. Your thing is no more special than my thing. I hate when people use that "kids card." The other thing that cracks me up is when someone (Corrine this time) says "xxx is only fighting or working or trying for themselves." WELL DUH!!! They are trying to win. As well they should!

I'm not surprised Jordan won. I would expect that. But I'm also not surprised the light "malfunctioned" after he lost a few rounds and then suddenly he was up again. Not suspicious at all. Nope. Nothing to see here...

I hope there was some time lapse between when Kellie won her margarita and PB&J and the end of the auction. Because otherwise it was "here's your food" and "it's done, leave all your food behind" and she got two bites. She seemed reluctant to let it go. When Kellie turned around and asked Austin "Did you do this?" did anybody else hear in their head "I wanted that sandwich!!!" They shoulda just let him have the sandwich.

I'm not going to go back and watch, but I seem to remember Robbin and Chelsea being fairly okay in the beginning. I think Robbin is sucking all the fun out of Chelsea. She's very snappish and churlish with Chelsea at times. I think Chelsea is tired of it and if it were me, I might have kicked Robbin in the neck by now.

I have no doubt A&M are the absolutely sweetest ladies on the face of the planet. No doubt. But something about M's voice just killed me. Like nails on a chalkboard. I would have lost it also when the one sister kept turning the wrong way. "NO, the other left!!!" I know people hate AL. But for some reason, she hasn't bugged me that much. Some but not to the hate level. Maybe I know too many people like her. I don't know. But Steve basically raised her to be a son and so if they yell at each other, men do that all the time. Their dynamic is weird, but it's their dynamic and for the most part it works. I think Steve is having some KF. Otherwise, he has tolerated her pretty well. (I can't make this computer cooperate, so no copy and paste.) Someone mentioned "divide and conquer" with the mustard. But would that really work on this one? They are not told you got this one and missed this one. It seems like they would have to both taste each mustard and say "I don't know this one, it must be yours." I think two mouths would be better than one in this case. Not mine, I barely like mustard at all, let alone spoons and spoons of it.

I was surprised with the John Travolta Santa commercial last night. I hadn't seen anything about it. I actually whooped when Donna Pescow showed up. This morning I've seen abbreviated versions of it on the computer but it's just not the same without the whole build-up. I hope they keep showing the longer version. It's so good!

I love how the guys are pissed when the girls did burn votes and then turned around and did the exact same thing when their asses were on the line. And in the most shallow part of the shallow pool: Ed needs to do something different with his hair. it is way too thin to be wearing it the ways he does.

Two episodes?

I'm not sure, but I think this show might actually, actively be killing some of my brain cells. I think the only people I've even heard of before were Fairplay, Bananas and Omarosa, so I'm not sure why I'm still watching, but I'll probably ride it out. That's what happens when you kill off brain cells.

We're, what, 2 episodes in and already Jay is "in a messy situation." I thought Jay and Michelle were bad together, but apparently Jay is an idiot all on his own without her help.

Bananas even says it's amazing all the useless nonsense he's good at.

I'm happy with these wins, especially for Desi after being saddled with Enzo last year. I do love to clown on Cory, but really proud of him overcoming that deficit as well as he did. That was impressive. And ha double ha ha ha ha to Fessy. He's always said if it was up to him, not with a partner, he'd win. Well, no he won't. And it wasn't a partner's fault. All on him. Douche.

This is probably a dumb question but I find myself without cable for the first time in a thousand years. Will these air the next day on Paramount the way the CBS versions do?

And man is Bananas gray.

I guess it's a good thing Grandpa is already in heaven, huh? Cuz Josh just sold him out.

I hadn't noticed that. I am just so happy they don't force the women to go around half naked in bikinis all the time now. That's a major improvement. I haven't actively compared, but I had the vague impression the game had gotten easier over the years. More food and food rewards, (almost) automatic flint, things like that.

Have Johnny and Michaela even said two words to each other? Why would he just take her word that there were no more pieces? That's not the move of a champion, that's the move of a tired old guy. I mean, I'll still allow him to win if he promises to beat Fessy by such a narrow margin that Fessy sees it happening in slow-motion Cinemascope, but that was a huge fail on Johnny's part. He's not minding all his Ps and Qs and that's the beginning of the end.

They tried to go slightly p@rn-y with the music while they were oiling up but it's just too hard to look sexy with those big ol' mouthguards in.

Okay, as much as I hate the thought of Bananas winning another season, ever, I will allow it if he promises to come from behind to beat Fessy by 15 seconds. I want Fessy to be so close he thinks he has it but gets to see someone win it from him. That's what I want for Christmas.