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I saw a comment on Instagram saying Sumit could give Jenny a roll of paper towels and she would believe they were his divorce papers. Speaking of Jenny, she continues to surprise me with the extent of her idiocy. She really thought Sumit’s friends’ wives would be open to meeting her? They’re probably worried she is going to upgrade her Indian boyfriend and poach one of their husbands.

Did...did Kenny think that Armando’s English proficiency was representative of that of the average Mexican? Why is he so surprised that he will need a working knowledge of Spanish in order to LIVE in MEXICO?!

First Look is up! Family Libby suuuuucks. I would watch another four seasons of Family Chantel before a single episode of a Family Libby spin-off.

Hayley and Michael actually makes sense, given how displeased she was with David’s truck driver income. Stacey can get over it, since she clearly hates Michael anyway. Speaking of Stacey, I am stunned every time I see that chyron claiming she is 25. How?!

I could not believe she had the nerve to allege that wig cost $900. Maybe in total if she put it on a credit card and paid the minimum every month?

Did Biniyam get TWO apartments for Ariella and the baby? One for the short-term and the fixer-upper for the long term? Even if the execution wasn't perfect, I'm struggling to come up with any 90 Day cast member who put this much thought into their partner's move. MVP!

I wonder if Asuelu sensed he was at risk of being dropped off at a bus station and decided to be proactive.

What was Asuelu DOING?! Did he forget that scary older man with the chin braid happens to have a special interest in Kalani NOT being called a bitch? Or that Sister Kalani has been ready to usurp his (nominal) title of co-parent? Why is he not worried?!?!

I don’t know about that. I saw Colt dancing once and I really don’t see my appetite returning before 2022. Who knows what horrors Jess has witnessed?

Jenny clucking about how old that house is might be one of the funniest things I’ve seen on TV this year.

So Jihoon has no job and a small dick, and Deavan thought this was marriage material? Okay. Speaking of jobless people, how is Sumit paying for that apartment we saw him moving into? Are they really going with that budget Jenny put together in the last episode that gives them $75 a month of wiggle room?

And if not, they can just wait for her next face and see if that’s more appealing.

I never thought Larissa was a great person, but asking her dad, who is supporting one of her children, for $5k after detailing the procedures she had on her butt, lips, nose, and chin was horrifying. Not to mention the upcoming American Dream boobs.

Tom 100% thinks he is Don Draper.

I think she only mentioned the barrette because it had the word “Queen” on it and Darcey had said Rose was a queen/deserved to be treated like one.

Even 16 hours later, Brittany’s sugar daddies “really liking the braces” continues to nauseate me.

Tiffany seems like she has so much anger toward Rose. I wonder if she watched the show and saw Rose has a good relationship with her own father, or if she knows Rose’s dealbreaker was that Ed doesn’t want to have more kids - meaning Rose essentially chose kids she hasn’t had yet over Ed, while her own dad is happy to throw his relationship with her away for a woman.

I’m sorry, what year was it when Lana was 28?

She’s also the one insisting that she can say the n-word, in spite of actual black people asking her not to.

I can’t explain the Nigerian government, but I’m guessing BGL’s local courts will send her records to anyone who asks, just on the off chance that she might be moving away.

An entire trip to Russia and back, and the bruise from Geoffrey's mug shot still hasn't cleared up entirely? How unfortunate.

I expect said Filipinas’ mortification not to last long, since presumably this show will give them the impression that Americans are insane sex tourists who pay above market rate for goats, eat salads with weed trim, wear hideous leather dusters, giggle idiotically, and have rage issues, ugly nipple tattoos, bad weaves, and illnesses.

One of the few highlights of this season, IMO. I think that my love for Rose in that moment was how David expected the viewing audience to feel about him firing the PI while wearing a duster somewhere between Ed and Darcey in length.

This is right out of Maria’s “I love you, my husband” playbook! Brilliant.

You forgot the “yes, mmmm”.