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nutella fitzgerald

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  1. I watched this show after having some dental work done, so I apologize if this is a dumb question: Why does Kenzie want Matt to propose to her? Girlfriend should be taking advantage of the fact that they aren’t engaged and running while she can! Breaking up with your boyfriend seems much easier than breaking off an engagement!
  2. It’s a nice bookend to the tantrum she threw when wedding dress shopping.
  3. Three parts to the tell-all, and I still have questions. Is there anything more to Tony’s bad taste in tattoos? Was the character of “Trish” played by Mike in drag? What happened to Jeniffer’s eyebrows?
  4. Has there ever been a funnier 90 Day plot than Usman attempting to kidnap his nephew to complete his American family? Other moments have brought the laughs, but this storyline is just consistent hilarity week after week. The way Usman set Kimbally and the audience up to think this was a custom that seemed odd to our Western eyes but was totally normal in Nigerian culture, only for his brother to react with shocked confusion? Was hysterical. At one point, poor little Mahadi, who hasn’t been following the conversation, hears his own name and smiles brilliantly in response. The contrast with his parents’ horrified faces behind him was a sight to behold. Trust Usman to come up with a plan that only a 4-year-old is open to considering!
  5. No, I meant Mark’s foolproof method for getting anyone (with egg-toting capabilities) out of prison. Once she has the baby, she just has to get pregnant again and they let you right out!
  6. Well, yeah, but once she’s in prison all she has to do is let Mark slip her a vial and then I think they’ll let her go. That’s how it works, right? Mark is at a level of creepiness I haven’t seen since Adults Adopting Adults was still being aired. You know something is wrong when I’m worried for the safety of the person who held their grandma up at gunpoint. Sincer-A, please ru-N from this cree-P.
  7. Kim mentioned jumping out of an airplane 72 times. I thank her for her service but at the same time she makes me very worried about possible brain damage. He probably figured she’d just show them to him anyway, like she did with his aunt.
  8. I am perplexed by Kimbally’s fear that Usman will meet someone younger than her or prettier than her. If Wife #2 can’t be younger or prettier, who exactly does that leave for him to marry? Round 2 with Baby Girl Lisa?
  9. I apologize in advance for saying this, but if Angela is so mad at Michael because he “ain’t asked to see [her] cooch,” does that imply that he was requesting this before? I’m very sorry and I will understand if I am no longer welcome to post here.
  10. I usually FF past Ed and Liz, so I don’t have the most accurate picture of what’s going on in their relationship, but, uh, is there meant to be any irony in a guy who looks like he’s about 4 hours from dropping dead telling someone else “we both could make healthier choices”? Speaking of irony, it was a little funny that for all the yoga instructor’s concern about Old Woman Jenny incurring an injury in his class, it was Sumit’s belly that couldn’t handle it. Sack up, Sumit, your mom keeps on going after, what, five or six diarrheas? Angela’s hair reminds me of a time when I had to run back to an apartment during renovations and fiberglass insulation was all over the place. Not as much because of her hair’s resemblance to insulation as because of my visceral response to Angela reminding me of the burning irritation I felt after my skin had come in contact with it.
  11. Shaeeda got to the age of 37 without learning babies’ stomachs are smaller than adults? Her plan to put a newborn “on a program” didn’t seem to acknowledge the biological fact that they need to eat more frequently.
  12. Smoking dulls your sense of smell, right? So how strongly does Rene reek of smoke for Angela the Human Ashtray to pick up on it? I’m not sure they even had to bribe the bathroom attendant to leave, she probably just wanted to flee to a location with clean air. We haven’t heard of an airport bathroom being defiled like that since Darcey met Tom. And somehow none of this is more revolting than Sumit delivering his thoughts on “coitus.” I can’t believe I pay to watch this. Truly a new low. ETA: how did I forget Charlie and his wife showing us a day in the life of a digital content creator? 🤮 “$70k a year!” “It’s easy money!” It is for you two, your kids are the ones who have to go to school tomorrow!
  13. I believe the legal precedent was set in the 1992 case United States v. Candyman and BGL is not to be mentioned in order to avoid any risk of summoning her.
  14. Does Bilal even like Shaeeda? He seems to be constantly irritated by her presence.
  15. Maybe Usman just tells his friends it’s part of the mating ritual of the American woman born before 1970.
  16. Happily Ever After is, on paper, the spin-off that follows couples after they’ve been through the K-1 journey. In practice, this is the vehicle that was created to keep Mohamed and Danielle on our screens once their 90 days were up. Let’s not pretend it’s anything but a delivery system for us to view the ridiculous antics of bad people, horrible people, and Angela.
  17. Poor Jamal, he could barely conceal his embarrassment as his mother was sitting next to him and braying along to that “make your body vibrate” song. But Kim and Usman are carrying this season for me! I absolutely lost it when Usman was trying to decide whether or not he would kiss Kim at the airport, and then eventually said “it depends how many people are around”. Maybe he and Jamal can bond over how embarrassing it is to be seen with Kimbaaaally.
  18. Kimbally: So you think Sojaboy’s just with me for a visa? Jamal: I didn’t say that out loud. One of us! Jamal, I know you’re on here!
  19. It looks like Darcey from the eyes up…and some yet-unimagined Disney villain from the nose down. Shudder.
  20. I know that the existence of Seeking Sister Wives proves that there are multiple lids for every pot. Still, who does Kim think is going to sign up for a plural marriage where she will function as a single parent to a pack of Sojababies? You can’t raise a child on the royalties from that “Hello Baby Girl Lisa” song.
  21. I think of To Catch A Predator: Black Twitter Edition, where Trinidad is embarrassed by someone and says he’s from Tobago. I noticed he addressed the concerns he expected her to have, but didn’t respond to the points she actually made. She was asking if it was clean, and he immediately went to “does the Quran say you have to live in an expensive house?” He obviously wasn’t paying attention to what she was saying, because the Quran has a LOT to say about cleanliness!
  22. Rick, take your texts from lesbians complimenting your penis, put your swimmies back on, and go find a woman your own age. Raydean doesn’t seem like reviewing letters of recommendation is going to change her mind on this one. Can two inmates marry each other while they’re both incarcerated? I guess there’s not much else going on and a wedding would keep things interesting. I do wonder how they coordinated the wedding logistics from the inside if Raydean was telling the truth when she said nobody else knows.
  23. Should Rick be offering Raydean alcohol? She made a point of how staying with her parents would be helpful for staying clean, if Rick wants her to move in with him so badly you’d think he would read the room.
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