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Between this and the radio show caller who asked what a fifteen-year-old child would do about the "third date" I was beginning to wonder if I had wandered into an insane parallel universe.

Are we sure that was his treat? I honestly thought he didn't get one and was just changing the subject when asked what his treat was. Either interpretation is pretty sad :(

"What, exactly, is a valuation?" ELI5: When Little Cuban addressed Barbara's concern about the packaging looking like candy, he mentioned plans for a plant-based plastic packaging. Could liquid shampoo itself not be stored in containers made of said earth-friendly plastic?

I watch it On Demand on FYI and there, The Jamie Diaries are offered as separate extras. I choose not to watch those to make clear to TPTB that the advertisers for those aren't getting any nutella fitzgerald face time.

I am still giggling at "if it doesn't fit, give up" and Mac's idea to be a "hero/Mark Fuhrman" figure. The promos during this show are the only reason I started watching American Crime Story!

Zoey deciding the claw nonsense had gone on long enough and just going "I got this" as she procured a toy pig for Will was EVERYTHING.

Richard Kordovian was a real fount of wisdom, didn't you know? I'm feeling the Kardashian kameos! I was a child during the trials, and it's interesting seeing characters (kharacters?) whose heads everything's going over as it did mine.

I was 8 and thought the same thing! I might be looking at it with 2016 glasses, but I felt like there was hinting at CTE over both episodes.

"46. Tell me about your most memorable condom/safer sex buying experience." We're all in agreement that this lady is the worst, right?

Is it my phone or does that picture actually look like an age-progressed photo of a missing child? GUYS. Is Sam living a real-life version of the Taylor Lautner classic Abduction? Would it explain even a millionth of how horrible her personality is if she were? I gotta ruminate on this.

Quoted for slow clapping.

Was it me or did Sam show up with a gun in a case when she demanded Neil cook breakfast? What was that?

As astute as this entire post is, I actually literally dry heaved at the reminder of Sean's Fifty Shadesness and may have to call in sick tomorrow. Any guesses as to what wax melt is most effective for the "I married a stranger who acts differently on camera and off" emotion?

Say what you will about that Hampton Inn, but its housekeeping staff managed to keep from smothering Sean in his sleep after he wrongly accused them of theft, so there's that. Cilona's skin looks like rolled fondant. It upsets me.

Well, it's not like hotel lobbies have power outlets... I'm a millennial who travels a ton for work and between my $25 AmazonBasics external battery, my $10 luggage scale, and the common sense to keep essentials like cash and my phone in my purse in case I board too late for my carry-on to fit in the overhead bin, I really hoped for someone to point out the extra $300 would be the perfect amount of nickels to stuff in a bag and hit these jokers in the face. STOP MAKING MILLENNIALS LOOK BAD. MY LADYBUN AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

Why was Kevin upset to find out he hadn't raped Jenny?

Was that not Lily who tore off her jersey, á la Brandi Chastain, at the end of the game? Not sure if I heard correctly, but if I did, I loved that Alex was trying to intimidate Haley with her yellow belt.

The college students were way more insufferable than any of the teens and kids I've ever seen. If I had to hear the one girl's gushing, with vocal fry in full effect, over the "cuteness" of that duhhh-faced frat boy one more time, I would have set fire to my own television.

I was hoping for Max this week, but Todrick was a surprisingly fun substitute, even for someone whose name sounds like a character from Harry Potter. My first thought when I saw Michele's face was that if she lost some weight, I could totally see future catfish stealing her pictures. Catfish: The Next Generation!

You guys can say she was on Hell's Kitchen, but in my heart I know I recognize Robyn as a tweaker extra from Breaking Bad.

Were my ears deceiving me, or was Pretty Emmanuel's last name actually Delacour, as in the gorgeous family that begat Bill Weasley's wife Fleur? His ice cream looked like pink slime coming out of the machine, though.

I was thinking Alison Brie, but it turned out to be Kaitlin Olson -Sweet Dee on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Between the rooster and Lori giggling as she said "sweet balls," I really thought they would go for some type of cock-and-balls branding. "Cox's Balls! Pop them in your mouth and feel the cream!" Then again, I'm not the one with my face on a display of defecation aids at BB&B, so what do I know?