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  1. 4 Years Later... Lyanna Mormont: Nurse, what's wrong with me? This is the worst stomach ache i've ever had! Nurse: It's not your stomach, Child, you're getting your period, at last! Lyanna Mormont: Oh. Sigh, well duty calls, i suppose. I need to send a message to Winterfell to ask about--- Servant (running in, excited): Lord Brandon Stark is here to see you, my Lady! He says he has a potion for you. Nurse: A potion, why? Lyanna Mormont: Right, he's psychic, remember? Nurse: Still, that's, well, overly familiar. Lyanna Mormont: I expect we'll all be getting familiar soon. Besides, i could really use the potion. Nurse: Yes, my Lady. Lyanna Mormont: And tell the tailor to meet me after dinner, it's time to resize my mother's dresses.
  2. dr pepper

    S08.E01: Winterfell

    Half check. Nudity is still not equal opportunity.
  3. dr pepper

    S08.E01: Winterfell

    General comment on the episode: It was great! I confess i approached it with some trepidation because i was prepared to be disappointed. But i wasn't. Also, i have not been on this site since the end of last season. And i see it has changed its name and format. Please tell me there still are snarky episode recaps.
  4. dr pepper

    S08.E01: Winterfell

    Heh, with Dani's companion (forgot her name) standing in front making arm motions. "Now in case of a water landing, don't panic, it just means that the dragon saw a big fish, or a whale. Hold your breath until the dragon is finished eating and you'll be back in the air momentarily. This is a no smoking flight, except of course for the dragon. Use the airsickness bag in the front pouch if you need to, but of course that will prove you have no Targaryan ancestry. Keep your arms and legs tucked in in case of ballista shots."
  5. dr pepper

    S08.E01: Winterfell

    Oh that was my thought as soon as he said it.
  6. dr pepper

    S08.E01: Winterfell

    She was in the third row of the receiving line, reading to surge out in front of Sansa if needed.
  7. dr pepper

    S08.E01: Winterfell

    Heh. I was actually thinking, hmm, the episode is almost over, where's Jaime? Oh, tall man in a hood and they don't show his face-- there he is!
  8. dr pepper

    S08.E01: Winterfell

    MASH reference!
  9. dr pepper

    S08.E01: Winterfell

    Stop following the Targaryan imperative? Why?
  10. dr pepper

    S08.E01: Winterfell

    Scene: Tyrion and Jaime are having a moment. Tyrion: So. Jaime: So. Tyrion: So. Jaime: Is there any wine left, or have i come too late? FX: CLICK! (Both turn. It's Bronn with a loaded crossbow) Jaime and Tyrion: Bronn! Bronn: Don't move! Jaime: Really, Bronn? Do you think you can get both of us? (Bronn shoots the ground by Jaime's foot, slams another bolt in, cocks and shoots a bolt into the ground near Tyrion's foot, then slams another bolt in and cocks it.) Tyrion (holds hands out): Easy now. Bronn: The bid stands at 2 chests full of prewar, unadulterated Lannister gold. Is there another. Jaime: And how do you think you'll be able to spend any gold with the land overrun by zombies? Tyrion: Ignore him, he's just feeling a little pessimistic today. I expect that Queen Danerys will be wanting a new capital, so i offer you the lordship of King's Landing. But you'll have to do more than not shoot us, you'll have to stay here and shoot the zombies. Bronn: is there a brothel here?
  11. dr pepper

    S08.E01: Winterfell

    Right until the moment she was traded to Drago, her whole personality was subjugated by her brother's. And that was what, 3 years ago? 5 maybe? He was her first and most thorough role model for ambition and power lust. After that, what did she learn from the drothraki? You're either the khan, or you follow a khan. And the size of your tribe depends on how many other tribes you conquer. And if your tribe isn't growing, it's probably shrinking. And from the cultured cities of the east, she learned that liberation is a relative thing: slaves want freedom, ex-slaves want dominance. She's the Mother, the Mother who knows what's good for everyone, the Mother who will make the lives of the people better by keeping them in line.
  12. dr pepper

    S02.E10: The Passenger

    They want to keep playing Cowboys and Indians.
  13. dr pepper

    S02.E10: The Passenger

    Back to Dolores Dolores: The Next Complication Dolores Takes Manhatten There Will Be Dolores Dolores Reloaded
  14. dr pepper

    S02.E10: The Passenger

    I wonder if any of the robots that get restored will feel resentment from missing the Rapture.
  15. dr pepper

    S02.E10: The Passenger

    I just realized that the writers failed at one point. Just to make things even more brilliant, they could have shown us scenes from Hellas World, in which a group of philosophers were earnestly debating the nature of reality.
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