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LVP seemed very medicated.

Wow- Jennifer hospitalized for the worst case of cold feet, I mean “appendicitis “ ! A Louis Vuitton carrying, smoking, bartender with a boob job- the Aldrich’s need to look elsewhere for their next rent a womb.

Huge ICK factor at the McGee dinner. Oldest son got a look on his face when his Dad held Brandi’s hand during prayer. Then he awkwardly tried to pull his shirt down when leaving the table. Sideways looks from the hairstylist doing Brandi and Mrs McGee’s hair while they spoke about polygamy - so funny! Dimitri skeeving around trying to figure out how to score some twin action !!

They all supported LVP with the Yulin documentary/ protest, which was the early stages of Vanderpump Dogs. In fact, all the ladies seem to be fairly supportive of each other’s ventures- including Dorit’s Beverly Beach line 💩. Apparently Erika just got a large billboard in NYC promoting her shoe line- her ego is going to be out of control....

The strange flirtation between Kody and Meri was awkward, painful and depressing. They have known each other and been “together “ for their whole adult lives, and have a daughter together . For them to have grown so distant, regardless of who is at fault, is a true cautionary tale about the reality of polygamy.

All the women on the Real Housewives franchise use the show as a platform to promote their brands and products, but, if LVP secretly stirred the pot on the doggygate issue to promote a possible spinoff- then I can’t really blame her cast mates for feeling used and angry. LVP said she had something big up her sleeve when questioned whether she was leaving the show. If LVP wanted to secure a spinoff about Vanderpump Dogs then she could have been honest about it with the cast- aside from Dorit, they are all animal lovers and probably would have been happy to help.

I can’t help thinking Bernie McGee is somehow wondering if he can get a two for the price of one sister wife with Brandi AND her daughter. The guy has pervert oozing out his pores. Ashley is so utterly controlling that it wouldn’t surprise me if she insisted on supervising Dimitri and Vanessa when they become “intimate “...... What a surprise- still no Jennifer, and more drama to come. They should cut their losses and move on. Ultimately it seems like the Aldriches are looking for a rent a womb- a woman of childbearing years that will grow their family.

I’m actually embarrassed on behalf of Kroy. His parents must be mortified to see their once brawny, athletic son turned into a makeup wearing, purse carrying, famewhore.

Lala makes it clear that, she, as a budding actress, will do anything to be successful- including sexual favors for “Myman Rand” and humiliating herself on Vanderpump Rules. Anything outrageous she says or does will later be attributed to playing a character to attract attention. Ariana is full of crap. Katie has become so unlikeable.

Chef Tracey Bloom is claiming that baby that was on all their social media is her child. Apparently he is now around a year old, and his parentage was a big secret for some reason . I think his name is Kannon ?! Isn’t Tracey a lesbian?

I wonder if Ken’s advancing age weighs heavily on LVP’s mind during her grieving for her brother? Sometimes an unexpected death can be a huge reminder of our own mortality and that of our loved ones.

Considering LVP’s brother was on a strange reality show in England, and was also a struggling DJ- I have a feeling he would have loved to be on RHOBH....

Margaret Josephs was on Jenny Mcarthy and said Teresa basically doesn’t know if she and Joe can stay married if/when Joe gets deported to Italy.

LVP said she thought she and Erika were better friends that warranted more than a condolence note- doesn’t the nature of the note kind of answer that question? If Erika felt close to LVP she obviously would have responded accordingly. Bringing it up on camera was an epic fail for LVP. Shots fired.... and missed.

Anyone could see that Dorit and PK have no business getting a dog. LVP, Kyle, Rinna, and Erika all have at least one dog, so copycat Dorit decided her spawn needed a puppy. Even though Dorit has two very young children that are cared for by nannies. 😡 LVP’s loyalties were with PK- she tolerated Dorit out of friendship for PK. According to Dorit, none of them are speaking now. I think Kyle and LVP will eventually make peace, but the PK/Dorit feud might be irreparable.

Teresa is holding so much anger and it’s wreaking havoc with her looks. She has aged so much this year. I <almost > feel sorry for Joe Giudice- Tre blames him for everything- yet he was trying to give her everything she wanted, and she is just as culpable as Joe. No remorse from Teresa. Joe Gorga jumped on the blame Juicy Joe bandwagon- he thought he was being subtle- haha.

Of course Tom and Tom know little about the financial ins and outs of making a bar financially successful. Bringing in a professional mixologist to help tweak the cocktail menu is smart- however- when LVP encouraged the Toms to get involved in planning the drink menu, she should have explained that creative tasty drinks are only half the equation- they also need to be profitable as well as user friendly for all the bartenders.

I’ve enjoyed LVP on this show, as well as on Vanderpump Rules, but, the show must go on. And go on it will - even without Lisa Vanderpump. The remaining cast members really seem to have fun together and share a love of adventure- not so much with LVP. She’s gotten a bit stuffy, and honestly, doesn’t really fit in that well with the others. I feel bad for LVP, and wish all this drama didn’t coincide with her brother’s death. However, that doesn’t make her less accountable for her actions. Several other housewives have gone through tragedies as well, as happens in real life. She might be happier to just concentrate on VR, where she can reign, unchallenged.

Will Teresa really publicly announce she will leave Joe if he is deported, or is the preview a red herring ? For the record, I don’t believe she will divorce him. She won’t uproot her kids and move to Italy, but she will stay married long distance style.

Kyle and Lisa are coworkers and friends for many years. If the tables were turned I cannot imagine Mauricio throwing LVP out of their house. Ken may have acted out of love for LVP, but probably made the situation even worse. Kyle and LVP will probably make peace eventually- but I doubt anyone will forget how Ken behaved. LVP talks a big talk about being the queen bee, and how important and powerful she is, yet, when push comes to shove she reverts to passive aggressive behavior and has others do her bidding.

Dorit putting on airs by copying Erika and her glam squad, and bragging on herself for first class travel is so funny!! PK is in debt up to his big pink ears- even after declaring bankruptcy several years ago. Dorit made mention on WWHL that there is more to the story of PK being sued by a casino.... ( PK claims the statute of limitations had run out on collecting the debt). I would have loved to be a fly on the wall at Dorit’s House when she gave Lucy away ( Lady- what a cute dog! Dorit- you want it ? All it does is bite and crap! Hurry up and take it before my kids find out! )

A husband should support his wife, but Ken verbally attacking Kyle while she was a guest in their home is wrong. (2 against 1) What Ken should have done is remind Kyle that LVP is going through a lot, and suggest they end the visit, and then encourage them both to talk after a cooling off period.

Editing shmediting- it is painfully obvious that Kody and Meri have very little connection to each other. It is also obvious that Meri isn’t close to any of her “sister wives”. Meri knows exactly why people are saying she should leave. She is too vain and greedy to hop off the Brown gravy train.

If Dorit was going for a Pebbles Flintstone look last night, then she crushed it. I don’t believe one word Dorit says anymore. She and PK are big time grifters. ( who owe hundreds of thousands of dollars to a casino ?!)

As Teddi pointed out in her blog- LVP knew Bravo was filming at Vanderpump Dogs that day and could have instructed John not to bring it up or show the dog on camera. LVP could have also contacted Teddi privately and explained that she wanted to protect Dorit and to not bring it up during filming. What LVP DID do was encourage John to tell Teddi about it. She did nothing to squash it, and could have insisted that Lucy the dog be out of sight during filming. So basically LVP made nice to Dorit’s face but stirred the pot behind the scenes. And now she is scrambling to blame others.