Surreal is the word you're looking for. Apparently they've been taking notes from the Duggars in more ways than one. Describe anything mildly interesting as surreal-check. Start marrying off your children to keep your show afloat-check. Have the younger generation start pumping out babies-check.
Just when I thought Kody couldn't be a bigger asshat, he managed to top himself. When he was reading that letter out loud, he sounded like a second grader sounding out the big words. No offense to all the second graders who are smarter than him.