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Wow. Wondering if some of these people are just nuts. Taylor survives Brandon’s hissy fit and BS excuse and then proceeds to compare him to every miserable animal in the zoo. Kept waiting for him to do something awful to her. Michael and Zach have taken talking in circles to art form. Seems Michael’s one and only thought can be summed up in one sentence: No sex, no go. What he was babbling about at the group dinner had all of them looking at him as if he had three heads. He threw in our pal Cal’s friend word but doesn’t seem to buy into it. Threaten, sex, feel married, then ring, whatever. Yikes. I’m not convinced Zack has any real thoughts and that it’s just an empty head attached to an annoying pouf. I was hoping that the rats on the beach that night would eat him. Not a surprise that Mindy’s approach to this “experiment” has now become “Avoid disappointment. Aim low.” She probably should stick to that rather than constantly analyzing this clown. Meka seems serious as a heart attack 24/7. He’s no day at the Panamanian beach but I don’t think she’s been happy since she started this mess. The only thing they have in common is that they both seem to like tie dye. Jessica annoys me but they apparently get along so ok for them. Katie mentioned something to the girls that sounded as if she’s questioning things, in spite of her current state of happy feet? I don’t dislike Derek yet but he could be in for a nasty surprise. Next week looks like more crazy with Mindy deciphering tool bag’s list of cringeworthy requirements. Where do they find them...

lolol I think you pretty much and pretty accurately covered it. Be well...

On a show about getting what you supposedly want more than anything, agree to go along with for 8 weeks, and you both blow off the rings three days in? Thinking the M&Ms aren’t too happy with each other.

What a thought! Who needs shelter, purified water, healing herbs or hunting skills when you can make edible drawers... Wonder if he can read a map. Having a hard time picturing him in his possible but improbable new role. 💪🏽

Naked, Afraid and Dumb as a Brick. Heaven help the woman who is paired with him.

I thought it was interesting that re the last two weddings, the guys were pretty good at keeping the brides out of meltdown mode. Zach and his hair may be a big bag of baloney but I liked that he tried to get her to relax. She was wired. Same with Michael. Meka seemed kinda crisis around every corner. Austin did that with Twin Tower as well. Good on them. Derek made the meeting appear effortless, I thought, too. Only Brandon was a strange ranger as far as interacting with his new boo and being in the limelight. I like Katie’s father’s face! I thought he was cute. Liked the short chat he had with Derek, too.

That’s the kind of buzz I had heard as well, that it was a lying/cheating thing rather than Brandon not liking her color. Or her sex.

Bet Brandon's Tina Turner grandmother could also get away with it. She was quite something.

Maybe Brandon likes his women bigger or something? I think she’s attractive and pleasant. He, on the other hand, seemed like he had nothing to give. He’s not a comedian, he’s not a dancer, he’s not effusive, he was barely friendly. He’s like a pile of wet sand. I kept thinking Vivica Fox got a dud. I also liked him last week. Geez. The actions didn’t match the words. I thought Austin was nice and I loved his vows. Jessica’s incessant giggling was getting to me. She’s also no comedian. What’s with the oft mentioned patience? Does she go Category 4 every now and then? Yikes. Last week Derek gave me the creeps and this week, I enjoyed every moment of him. I was thinking that for a man who has never been in love, he seemed warm, willing and attentive. Good on him! Hope she stays in line... Meka walked into the room like someone stole her pound puppy, yet I thought she looked great in their pictures. Guess we’ll see how that goes. Points to him for choosing the white jacket. Wondered if they saved the two couples with the most drama for last. Hope so.

I liked Brandon from the jump from the few minutes we saw of him. Maybe he’s just busy, like the other dude, Michael, with three jobs and whatnot. Zach may be busy looking in the mirror all day, Napoleon Dynamite is busy and maybe too obsessed with his mother and the never been in love/ fascinated by Nate Berkus' hair guy gives me the creeps. No idea what he’s been busy doing. I like Mindy’s personality so far and thought she looked nice at the rooftop bar with the other ladies. I liked Dr. Tay, too. Don’t know about the twin wanting what her sister has. Don’t know enough about Meka yet but thought she was a pretty bride. Katie has already been covered. Hoping her mess doesn’t drag out like Iris’ virginity.

Had almost forgotten about Rebecca standing up to the she beast at the reunion. If the above is true, good on her.

He got hammered pretty good here for different reasons but I agree with you. I thought he was gorgeous. And polite. And calm. And just all around FINE.

NFL Football. NBA Basketball. Live for both and watch 90 Day and PT when they air around 1 am. Hate to miss them and love the snark!

Dean, keep your day job. 😖

Didn’t Mackhul have a fine friend in the early “She’s a grandma” portion of this documentary? He was bilingual and easy on the eyes and wearing a black shirt and I think his name was Dave, but I don’t really remember. 😉

THIS. David and Annie are ok but I’m to the point where I would pay her to stop screaming. Alexei seems like the type of guy who would be an absolute pleasure to be around. Loren talking about herself, thinking she’s funny and her annoying fake laugh make me want to feed her a brick. Pao is as obnoxious as ever and her trained seal is a drag. No surprise there. I wasn’t sure I was going to survive her reaction to the birth. I like both Molly and Cynthia. They often say what I’m thinking and agree that they’re lightyears better than creepy marble mouth Debbie, and that Andrei was a lot more fun than Pao. Tarik and Dean all day. They seem to peg people pretty well and are often funny doing it. Funny, too, that they went from take out to scrounging for ice pops and the last drink in the house. They seem real.

Stolen wallet, stolen passport, stolen watches in the 60k range, quoting Marley, bunch of crap about "living in the now"... Unfortunate for Mr. Meester, but I admit, I laughed out loud when I read the other knucklehead's response - "Coffee is the devil".

Not strange that he gave her credit cards, just surprising that he was thinking food and she was thinking car.

If she’s been with Greenwich since she was 20, she must’ve been babycakes when she was living with the other guy.

Similar situation here. To summarize, I hate completing the census form. Uh oh. Young Brazilian has a problem.

Wondered that too. Thrown off by the name Gino though. Leo and I don’t remember number two.

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Emily said that Sasha left his first wife and a few years later met his second. First wife said he left her for the second wife. This should go well. I felt bad for Mursel as well. BeeWoman did nothing to make him feel welcome while meeting her kids. She just stood there. He may be a simpleton and her kids are a tough crowd. Surprising that Michael gave Juliana credit cards so that among other things, she would always have food, and she used one to buy a CAR. His too tight shirts must be affecting the natural flow to his brains. Tania is obnoxious. Dude may have a rough time with basketball head. She’s awful. If all your friends and all your family think you’re mean and a handful, you’re probably mean and a handful. Quite a bunch.

Just watched part of 2nd episode. These people aren’t very likable. She Shed, Money Bag$, Russian Fantasy, Nanny Seeker and the Bee Broad seem nuts.

This. I kept thinking Mursel Marceau. Hope they know each other better than their app using predecessors.