Kareem

Here, and hello! Missed the live chat. Busy carving Ed, David and bibbyluv out of soap and sticking pins in them.

I thought he hadn’t used his real name and that it was learned that he was actually a comedian, and doing this as a goof.

Couldn’t choose a ‘moji for this; there’s no Not Surprised one.

Real mink “cruelty free” eyelashes. Stupid bimbos.

Welcome!

I was unable to watch the tell all. Anyone know what became of these two? Thought I heard somewhere along the way that he came to the States twice and then they split but not sure. TIA!

One vote for Option A. Doubtless he ever got passed the Mmmm factor. Doesn’t need her to speak English. Doesn’t need her to speak. Just to show him affection... Barf.

The vegetable that looks like bamboo: Asparagus. That was cute, too.

Lisa has three things she can’t control that are making things so difficult - his religion, his culture and her nasty mouth. Hoping he eventually finds the peace he’s looking for. The trench coat age spot is even more brutal now that he’s met the rabbit eater. I winced when he mentioned the affection he needs, how he needs to hear he’s the one for her, bowling for kisses and inviting her to his hotel. He’s as obnoxious and pushy as the delusional and disgusting Ed. Why does disgusting Ed want to speak to Rose again? He wants another crack at bat? How I hope that never happens. His announcement that he was not ready to be a father to Prince makes him look like an ever bigger ass. After Stephanie decided she couldn’t tell her mother at dinner her revelation, and then decided it would be good to tell her while she was with Erika and changed her mind, she feels the need to tell her now, that she’s bi- in thought or something? Because she’s lonely and bottled up and a dramatic d-bag? She’s awful. Avery and Ash appear to be just a matter of time before that goes left. At least they seemed to like each other more often than not. The Darceys at the grave was unnecessary and unnerving, I thought. Still Team Varya until she buries Mary in the woods or something. I want to see Geoffrey the toolbag squirm some more. On a superficial note, David, Ed and Lisa look pregnant. Profile pics are not their friend.

David explains Memorial Day. Annie asks, “So they honor them with a BBQ?”. Perfect.

ITA. She’s the booty call he tried to talk himself into. The Pick Me! Mary alias someone here gave her is accurate as well. He’s her favorite felon in spite of all she knows about him. It’s gross and pathetic. At least the other one went into it unaware and still only knows what he told her. Thinking she would’ve been content to text him to death if production hadn’t made an offer she chose not to refuse. That either one of them wants him at all defies logic and sanity.

Como se dice “COOL YOUR JETS, DAVID!”. Geez. Gag me.

Around this time, Family Usman is thinking Barney the goat is considerably less trouble than vile Visa.

Good title for the episode. Ed may realize he was a royal flaming ass in spite of the fact he’ll prolly blame Rose every chance he gets. Stephanie may realize she lost someone real by being her usual self-absorbed d-bag self. I kind of liked the way Ash seemed realistic and direct with Avery for once. Looking forward to more than 20 minutes of this.

However Varya ended up in Knoxville, I was sorry to see it. Her reservations were justified and reasonable. Also, I would never use dogs’ reactions as proof of a conspiracy or set up. Until recently, I’ve had six here, and whether friends, family, strangers, repairmen or whoever come here, none of them bark. If it’s someone they like, they’ll come say hello. I didn’t give the felon’s dogs’ reactions to Varya a moment’s thought, and smiled to myself when she spoke to them in Russian. I did wonder if the felon’s boys live with him?

Hendrix and Henley Hehner?? Yikes. And her husband, Henpecked. Awful.

I didn’t realize that was Rebecca until I read the caption. Duh. Good luck to them.

David thought he was looking pretty hot with his leather coat and his Century 21 gold shirt. Wonder how he felt watching her actual reaction to him, and her THs. It’s not looking like ironing his shirts or Mmmmm is in his future. Geoffrey said he guesses Varya can’t get over his criminal past. I don’t know how he says that with a straight face knowing his more recent pending cases will matter as much, if not more, to her or anyone else besides the halfwit he went back to.

Darcey calling in to date Jesse in 3, 2, 1...

Thinking maybe Lisa‘s secret weapon isn’t all she cracked it up to be. lol Now I’ll go throw up.

Varya’s constant smiling is killing me. This isn’t going to go well.

Does Mary know the felon proposed a few days ago?

Is David responsible for bringing the Pole Translator because Miss Thing obviously doesn’t speak a word of English.

A late but warm hello to all. Got home just in time for Ed to blame Rose. Maybe in another 28 years he’ll find another woman to dump him.

Can only imagine with the whole hour will be like tonight. The preview was fascinating. Erika wants to pretend the attention whore drama queen who is always “uncomfortable“ never came to Australia. Understandable. Erika deserves better; Stephanie deserves the mute button. Still a boring story. If Darcey says “empowered” one more time... Her girls told her she’s empowered. A frequently used teen expression, I imagine. She says she’s over Tom, and then wonders what Tom would think of her with the plastic facemask on her plastic face. Barbie has no Ken. Barbie needs a new priority. Tom just needs to go away for good. Ay. Yolanda. Still hoping for ansuhs and a happily ever after with her scammer, who is broken and in pain. smh David - Mmmmmm. Lana’s man. Lana’s future. I hope she brought her translator app so that she can tell him he’s an old pervert with an as yet unidentified dead animal on his head and then goes back to her sites. Geoffrey is certainly enjoying his “Done! Done I say!” stance while crawling back with flowers to presumably the dog in heat chick who thinks he’s great. The good thing about Geoffrey is that if given enough rope, he’ll hang himself. Bullet dodged, Varya. Maybe literally and figuratively. As a side note, I’ve often wondered how Varya ended up with such an unusual accent. She doesn’t sound at all like Boris and Natasha or anyone else from that part of the world. I like the way she speaks. Ed made me wish I had my imaginary poison darts available for immediate use. He said they had a big fight. Seems she calmly let him know what’s what. He thinks she’s angry? How about she just doesn’t like him. Dude does not have one redeeming quality. Not one. I was so annoyed over his speech about thinking this was real and finding out that it’s not. It’s not as if the girl had a list of demands and was trying to wheedle money and gifts from this vile pig. Perhaps being a slimy mayonnaise covered teddy toothbrush buying insulting horn dog douche lord was his first mistake. Pig boy is disgusting. And speaking of disgusting, Grandma Visa was scarier than usual. When Usman said he was doing her a favor by marrying her and that her 50 other marriage prospects were not like him, I laughed my hiney off. Epic. Here, without an original certified copy of divorce decree, you’re not doing anything. Even if her emailed copy will suffice over there, it didn’t occur to her that one might be necessary? Wake up, Visa. Girlfriend needs to stop giving Ash the benefit of the doubt. The red flags aren’t exactly magically disappearing, even though he “understands completely what she is saying“. It feels like he considers himself a player and it’s not working on her. It’s as if he can’t stand losing.