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It ended prematurely due to the pandemic, back in March, if I recall correctly.

The sex talk doesn’t bother me, I don’t find it over-the-top at all. It’s clear that often, they are bringing it up in an attempt to be funny — lots of people who are not on reality TV do that, too. Of course Sutton is the type to talk about “yacht rock” without actually knowing what it is. (And the term she said she does not understand is “leisure wear.”) Sutton is awful, kind of the Ramona of RHOBH, but if she is not a full-blown Real Housewife, I’m okay with her staying for the drama and snark potential.

WOW, just when you thought these healthcare workers couldn’t be any more heroic, they literally go out and save protesters from their own stupidity.

Kandi kept saying, “A ‘hello’ costs nothing.” You KNOW she probably said that to Joyce too, who probably replied, “He can afford that, can’t he?” Not much else to say. Nene better be an active participant in this reunion, or she needs to be booted. (And if she is booted, PLEASE, for the love of god, do not replace her with Tanya!!)

Molly was great in her Clover uniform! I’m pretty sure Kelli was from that (awful) Halle Berry movie “Baps,” but I dunno about Issa. What a quietly great episode! It was funny but also nuanced, really well done. My only gripe would be too much Lawrence, but I’m not a Lawrence fan so that is to be expected whenever he shows up. So many funny moments, but I hollered when that condom plopped outta nowhere! (Well, we know where...)

I’m not addressing the first part of the show because it’s too fucking infuriating. LOL, Wendy Williams and John Oliver is the duo I never knew I needed. I hope there is an update with Wendy actually wearing the onesie sweatshirt/pants! A little disappointed in John (and I guess his writing staff) for not knowing who Tiny is, though. LMAO at “Gus III: The Final Gus,” then “Gus IV: The Be-Gus-inning.” 🤣 I feel like “Mr. Pretty Whiskers” is 100% a name that JO would choose for a cat.

Welp, there go the Tina x Josh shippers. Gene’s palate can’t be trusted: He ate a hot dog the slid through unwashed PVC pipe, and thought Bob’s earwax ball was a “delicious candy baby.” Kind of surprised Louise’s burger wasn’t better, but then again, she’s 9. I saw myself in Josh when he went, “...oooOOOoohh!”

Isn’t Jiggy the one with alopecia? Or maybe it’s “alopecia,” aka just a front so we don’t suspect Ken is wearing a dog-hair weave...🤔 Anyone have Lisa’s number (so I can get Radar Online’s number)?

Ha! That was fun to watch. Boy, am I glad her sister is gone — talk about a dark cloud over the franchise. After knowing what we know about Russell, Taylor getting worked up and shouting through tears, “No one is hurting anybody in this house!” made more sense. I am glad Kyle is not a friend/acquaintance of mine, she is a LOT and would annoy the piss out of me.

That article is an interesting take, IMO — there does seem to be a bit of ebb and flow when it comes to scripted vs. unscripted TV. Though I’m not sure how even unscripted TV would get made during this pandemic; the shows still being made from what I can see (and I don’t have cable, so it’s not much) is the scripted talk shows. I would think that anything scripted and currently airing was shot before all this began.

I am HOWLING with laughter right now!!

Sonja had some of the best lines of the episode: “I just need to see your driver’s license, and we’re good to go...Men love my pussy, I have an amazing pussy...You’re getting in between me and my pussy!...Not everything is about you! But this is about you.” Drunk Sonja made that party entertaining to watch. Otherwise, it was just cringey Ramona putting on airs. UGH, Ramona knows shit about fashion, judging by the way she dresses, so fuck her for the ATL shade. She can take her snobbery and shove it up her desperate ass (if she can reach it). Needless to say, I’m looking forward to the women getting drunk and trashing her home next episode.

Well, good riddance to bad rubbish, ‘cause this season looks like it will be a good one. This premiere was so much fun, I never thought I would be so excited for RHOBH again. Garcelle Beauvais, I swoon! So happy to have her on the show, I hope she doesn’t say/do anything to make me sour on her later on. Rinna’s look in the fuschia TH — surprisingly, I absolutely loved it. The makeup (those lids!), the hair, the dress *chef’s kiss* She looks like the villain of a Ryan Murphy show set in 1986, and I am living for it. Kyle’s fashion show was all over the place, no overarching theme whatsoever. Amateur hour. A lot of RH shows have been breaking the fourth wall the past few years by giving those glimpses into what goes on behind the scenes. I prefer it this way, honestly — lots of us watch multiple franchises and follow cast news outside the show, we already know what’s up.

This right here, hit the nail on the head.

LOL, that was just my roundabout way of saying you read Dennis for filth, and that I was living for it! You had me laughing out loud when I’m supposed to be working 🤣 And thank you for all you’re doing to help in this crisis!!!!

OMG! For some reason, I thought it was premiering Thursday. Thank goodness it’s less than a day away!

Please be more careful: Hospitals are overwhelmed as it is, you can’t just go around burning people like this!

Maybe she’s hoping to leverage the business contacts she makes in the process? I was wondering this last night, too.

Every time someone mentions “growth,” I see that Kelli gif in my head.

I resent that analogy! Candy corn is delicious, but I don’t know what people see in Peeps.

Interesting, the parallel made between Tiff and Trump, when Tiff shares a name with the least (in)famous Trump. Mo and Blair’s giddiness about going off to do “hat stuff” was awesome. “I feel like we’re in a musical!” and then synchronized heel clicks, that’s the kind of levity I need right now. I wasn’t all that jazzed about Keith returning, but his growing friendship with that Lehman brother (can’t remember which one he is) was intriguing. I’m interested to see where that storyline goes.

So glad this show is back! Even had a few laugh-out-loud moments. Ugh, Molly. She can be soooo exhausting. And I can no longer separate Tiffany’s awfulness from Amanda Seales’s awfulnees, so I am all the way over Tiffany. Kelli is too much, in a good way! Her agreeing not to sleep with the old white man, but then murmuring, “I’m gonna fuck that man,” as she walked away — 🤣 Looking forward to seeing more of the show-within-the-show. Loved seeing Porsha from RHOA doing her thing, and Lovita from The Steve Harvey Show!

Agreed, 100%. Humans are emotionally complex creatures who can feel more than one thing at a time, so my schadenfreude for Lisa V coexists quite easily with my sympathy for her employees.

Rat erotica on the British queen...It just feels right. I looked up Kudlow’s paintings so I could balk at what were sure to be ridiculous prices. Among her pieces (firmly in the “waiting room art“ genre) was what I believe to be a painting of blue tissue paper, entitled “Cerulean.” Price? Seven grand.