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Varner's writing a book? Fuck that guy. He doesn't deserve to profit from his shameful behavior.

He was on the wrong side of so many votes. His strategic skill was virtually nonexistent.

If you can get the jury to vote for you, you deserve to win. Immunity challenge wins are only one piece of the game.

Varner looked really uncomfortable when they showed him before the break. And he should, because what he did is unforgivable. I hope Zeke isn't very nice about it.

It's just another way for him to kiss Brad's ass. "Look, Brad, you played well enough to win". Shut up, Probst.

Agreed. Though you would probably not see an Amanda-style total final tribal failure with this format, since each player's advocates on the jury are helping them make their points.

I don't even agree with how Probst defined outwit, outplay, outlast. What he said didn't even make sense.

Ugh, could not disagree more.

If Brad gets zero votes at final tribal, I'm gonna need a cigarette. But I think Debbie is in love with him enough to vote for him.

I am living for the way Tai just got Brad to reveal his utter assholery to the jury. Beautiful!

Sweet Jesus, Troy jumping on Brad's dick is more than I can take. And Brad saying "it's my island now" makes me stabby.

Fuuuuuuuuuck you, Brad Culpepper, with your shitty way of treating people. What would Monica do? I hope she wouldn't talk to people like you do, you colossal asshole. I hope he gets no votes. "It's good to be the king"? Fuck you, you're the king of shit.

@truthaboutluv I agree, usually the group hug/winner getting lifted up is one of the most fun parts of the finale. I missed it.

Nope!

Woo hoo, very happy for Rashad. And wow, the power of fan votes strikes again. Shocked that David finished ahead of Normani.

What's the watermelon watermelon trick? Alexis didn't do herself any favors by trying to take credit for producing and writing. That doesn't excuse the weak performance. She's on thin ice.

Whaaaaaaat? How do you come on this show and not prepare for the lip sync? I thought Valentina was doing well this season, but that was inexcusable. How dreadful. So sick of Nina's stank attitude, but there was no way she could get the boot based on the lip sync.

Agree regarding Bobby. He's got serious issues. Why does he keep coming on this show looking for a girlfriend? Do a good job, make some money, don't act like an asshole. Get a girlfriend off the boat. To which blonde are you referring? Buggy was crying because her grandmother died. I think Hannah cried about after Bobby was a colossal ass and called her an alcoholic. If Malia cried, I don't remember it.

I'd guess even David expected it to be David.

What a travesty! I love David, but Simone is a much better dancer. Viewer votes sure do matter!

Emily turned out to be worse than I expected. Oy, she's a gross mess. She hits on so many of my personal peeves (e,g, double dipping, coughing without covering one's gaping maw), and also doesn't have any appealing personality characteristics to mitigate the grossness.

After watching the premiere, I agree with Chanel that it's boring. Hoping it will pick up after we get to know the characters better.

Probably she's a sociopath. She doesn't experience human emotion. It delighted me that Kandi made a point of saying the author's name, to make it easier to find. Loved it.

That's the best reunion episode I've ever seen. That shit was GOLD. Phaedra sure does sound like an idiot when nobody will let her spin the story her way. I'm living for the way every fucking person on that stage shut her ass down!

I'm in, because I am Bravo's bitch and that's just how it is. I knew nothing of the cast before reading this article, and am intrigued to learn that Nelson is probably at least a Ravenel-level scumbag, if not worse. Can't wait!