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So, I took one for the team and went to their website. Well, I attempted and failed. Website won't load - go figure.

I just can't believe these fools are for real. This "presentation" was so friggin pathetic, I just can't. Someone needs to tell Robyn that crying at the drop of a hat is not a business plan. So ludicrous. The team of Stan and company lost quite a bit of credibility (if they ever had any to start with) by even entertaining this group of yahoos. Wow.

The article has me looking forward to a season 2 as well. Hopefully, we won't have to wait too long.

My opinion of "Dr" Wexler dropped even further tonight. Every time Dean would say "I feel like I can't win" she completely ignored him and went back to Tori's neediness. This is why she shouldn't be both Tori's therapist and their marriage counselor. Conflict of interest. Dean had valid points at times, but they were just ignored so that we could re-focus our attention on the narcissistic needs of Tori. Tori needs to get a clue about communication as well. When she was being dramatic about her dad's death and Dean making it all about him, I completely understood where Dean was going with that. He was being empathetic and relating his own story of losing a parent. But Tori's head is so far up her own ass, she doesn't get it. She just wants sympathy and pity, not empathy.

She can't even keep her lies straight, for fuck's sake. Earlier in this same episode, she said as soon as she found out about the "affair" they went "immediately into counseling". So which is it, Tori? Immediately into counseling or straight into treatment? If you are gonna supposedly be real and lay it out for everyone, at least have the courtesy to get your sTori straight.

That was the absolute WORST. She is such a sucky ball of narcissistic neediness that I was exhausted just listening to her. No wonder Dean drinks. He's earning that inheritance...

This. I cannot wrap my brain around Meri not being able to help with the "business" still. So she takes a couple of courses, I doubt it will take more than a few hours per week - so what the hell is she doing with her time? Kody too, for that matter. What the hell does he do besides run around like an idiot? And Robyn needs to learn to multi task as well. Hello, all of her kids(minus Sol) are in school during the day - that should leave more than enough time to mail out a couple of packages per month. These people clearly have too much time on their hands -- all it does is give them time to complain about how hard everything is. The rest of us do it, people, not that hard. Seriously.

I thought the same thing. I saw Heather pick up the phone, and I believe it rang - but also believe she bullshitted the conversation to get herself out of there.

So true, Miss February, so true. And yet, I will also be watching with wine glass in hand...

Intuition, that makes perfect sense. I would prefer not to have to be so involved all of the time, yet I would completely resent having to finance this crap. Who does he think he is? Seriously.. Kody gets a kabillion vacations, dinners out, date nights, weekend getaways, etc and yet the wives have to sit and wait patiently for their "turn"? Umm -- no thanks. I'm good... all by myself.

And yet, this was the best moment of the night for me (almost). Watching Tamra's beady eyes become filled with panic was just awesome. She had a few moments tonight, and I loved every minute of it. Her shit-stirring came home to roost... and she did not like it one bit.

Welcome!

Gross!! I just got back from a weekend getaway, and this didn't tape. Now, I'm glad. That is just so wrong...on so many levels...

My family loves these. However, they only crisp up if you put them under the broiler for a minute or two after they finish in the oven. Just my own little tip for you.

I completely understand the idea, I just really doubt that he isn't playing this up. Will all of the bullshit they are feeding us, and his instantaneous yelling of "trigger" when he doesn't want to answer a question, I can't help but not buy it. Don't know if that makes any sense, but that's just the feeling I have.

You guys, his brain wants him dead! And any confrontation brings on twitches, migraines, and pinky shaking. These are triggers!! Cue the violins. Fucking manipulative ass. And the victim, Tori, just eats it up as she loves nothing more than to play the martyr. My eyes rolled back in my head so many times during this clusterfuck that I began to twitch. What about that, Deano??

The source is Radaronline, so who knows how accurate this is http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2014/06/dean-mcdermott-cheated-5-other-women-tori-spelling/ However, it rings pretty true.

Anyone else cringe at the previews for next week's "never seen footage"? It appears they share even more details of their sex life. Tori says something like "we were doing things NO married couple does"... First of all, how the hell does she know what the rest of us are doing in our bedrooms? Secondly, they are planning on showing this clusterfuck mess to their kids when they grow up? Maybe they can use it earlier than planned - you know, when it's time for the birds and the bees talk.

Even if my husband and I had ever gone thru something so hard as this, I cannot for the life of me imagine wanting to record and preserve it to show to our child(ren). Seriously... How could you even put that on your kids? Yeah, your dad was a selfish, horny prick, and I am a huge narcissist, so the only logical move was to document this on reality tv for you all. See?? The fairy tale has a happy ending after all...True love "soul mates" win in the end... Ugh

Yeaahh, okay. It was so friggin obvious that she is back in bed with him. That coy bullshit quits working once you hit 25 or so, Tori. Heads up, that ship has sailed.

This! I must have paused and re-wound at least 3 times to check for cheek implants. So ridiculous tonight. Edited to add: Tori, honey, your skin looks horrible. Try eating something.

This is the gut feeling I have. I go back and forth, but I think in the end, we will discover he is a Patriot. I think he is too cowardly to give up his status and wealth by taking a stand. This is just based on the show, so does anyone have knowledge of the true historical facts surrounding Abe's father?

This episode was by far, the most exhausting of the season. And that is saying something. It was clearly patched together last minute based on public opinion on the show as it was airing. We went from episode 5 with complete emotional breakdowns and no hope of piecing the fairy tale back together, to everything is going SO well in delusional land, and we are celebrating our anniversary. What the fuckity fuck?? I did laugh a bit at Tori's complaining to "Dr" Wexler that she needed someone to take care of her. "Dr" asked her if she thought she might need to start taking care of herself, and Tori's absurd response was classic.. "I'm not ready!" Ugh... Time to get ready, girl. You've got 4 kids, and if you can't take care of yourself - they are in a world of hurt. Idiot.

Speaking of "Dr" Wexler - is anyone else troubled by the fact that she isn't honing in on Dean's clearly delusional ideas about the sex life of a married couple with 4 kids under 7? Seriously, if his "ideas" of a realistic sex life are never discussed, this will only happen again and again. His expectations are just absurd. Between his idea of honeymoon sex forever, and Tori's idea of a forever fairy tale -- it is a clusterfuck of delusion. It will never work.

Believe so.