haydensterling

Where was the nuance on Poker Night that we missed? I'm not calling you out, I'm just curious to see where you find nuance in Brandi's behavior from that episode onwards.

Okay, this is another version of the .gif, a bit longer than the last one. Second one I've seen. Who's running out the door? Kyle? Also, just look at the grin on Kim's face after she worked Lisa R. up to throw the glass. Loving every minute of it. Please get rid of Kim. Please.

Oh my god, I just have to laugh. The Walking Tampon String is not some poor wounded dove. She's not even ditzy. She is cunning like a motherfucker. Can we get a list of the absolutely shitshow things she's done to other people here? This is just off the top of my head, correct any of it if I'm off-point: Outed her sister's molestation. Called her kid a little fucker or a little asshole, can't recall. Fucked with Adrienne. Fucked with Paul. Fucked with Joyce. Fucked with Mr. Joyce. Fucked with Lisa V and Ken, who genuinely have this blind spot habit of taking in broken birds who are really grifters and getting shafted for their kindess. Is aiding and enabling a junkie, the same junkie that she outed from the get by calling her a meth addict. Is currently fucking with Yo, Kyle, and Lisa R. Yes, this is a reality show and there are editors who drive the story. Unfortunately, the Walking Tampon String has said more than enough bullshit over her time on this show to sink her a thousand times over. She is not the 'woe is me' poor little single mommy, she is a nasty, sloppy, stupid drunk who talks first and doesn't bother to think later, she just adds more lies to the pile. One thing I do believe is that she has anxiety disorders. She should be seeing someone for that and not popping a Xanax when the mood strikes her In my opinion.

Why in the hell would Brandi bother going after sad-assed Tawny Kitaen? All I remember of that chick is Witchboard and Whitesnake videos in the 80's. I don't get Brandi's targets, and I also don't get why anyone would bother to go on her podcast when this is the kind of shit you might get thrown at you. The woman is beneath contempt.

Replying in the Brandi thread.

I have bias for both Lisa R. and Eileen, which I will fully 'fess to. My Billie! My Kristen! Besides which, they're honestly the only two people I can actually stand on this show right now, mostly because they haven't been around long enough to do anything that would make me start sideyeing them. I used to love Lisa and Ken to pieces until they starting showing some pretty ugly racist tendencies towards Rocio. For me it was even more upsetting than most of the shit that goes on, because it went unspoken by everyone, for the most part, even on the boards. Joyce went to Lisa's and made a point to speak with Rocio in Spanish, and that was about it. And now this year there seems to be a concerted effort on Pinky's part to be sweetsie neatsie to Rocio. Which pisses me off, because that's playing for the camera, and I still remember the other shit that was said, like Ken telling Rocio she was so privileged, which made me throw up in my mouth not a little, but a lot.

If Kim (big IF since Brandi lies like a motherfucking rug) is telling people that she's tried to commit suicide, then she needs to be gone from my fucking set. I don't even get why this is happening. Bravo has insurance and liability issues, and if I were Kyle or Little Kathy, I would say that Bravo is putting addict/suicidal Kim in a precarious position w/r/t filming her all the damned time. We already saw this shit play out with Russell, I mean, are we really going to go there again? No intervention is going to work for Kim because Kim doesn't want to stop being an addict, and she has lots and lots of people telling her how wonderful she is, which just needs to stop. You can love your mom, you can love your sister, but you don't have to keep taking care of them. As with any person who is fucked, whether it's addiction or narcissism or abuse, sometimes the best thing for the person who has to deal with their shit is to stop everything, tell them you love them, and then cut them out, no contact ever again, thanks. End of. To some extent, her being on this show is, in a way, taking care of Kim. Just fuck it and drop her. I keep thinking how gross Andy is, rubbing his filthy paws together over this yummy, yummy storyline.

As for the patch, Kim is def stealing Monty's Duragesic/Fentanyl. Duragesic is end-stage pain medication. You can't walk into a Dr. Feel Good's office and pick that up. She has no condition that would warrant the use of it. Plus, Kim is a pretty high-profile junkie at this point. I doubt that any doctor would be willing to take the risk of prescribing for her. Fentanyl is wonderful--for people in palliative care who have built up a tolerance--it was a real blessing for my grandmother towards the end of her life, but Kim is playing with fire here--one patch could kill her. Fentanyl is nothing to fuck around with.

I don't care about Brandi's podcast. I especially don't care about her refusal to apologize for being an asshole. You are always wrong, Brandi, you have masses of apologizing to do. Please start with me, because I don't like you, thanks. I love that Lisa R. and Eileen are both just straight up 'Surrounded! Surrounded by junkies everywhere!' I did not like Kyle making it all about her when Lisa was trying to comfort her at the gay mixer. Pinky was trying to explain to you what Brandi is capable of because you are too dimwitted to figure it out yourself, Kyle. Just because Pinky V. used herself as an example of same didn't mean she was discounting or dismissing your experiences. I thought the Burbank Film Festival was hilarious and I've also seen a lot of movies at that theatre. Lisa R.? The phrase you were looking for is Z-grade, honey. It's okay. That movie was super Z-grade. I know. I worked on a few. Every child has the right to know their genetic background, if only for health reasons. Pandy was overreacting, IMO. Why did Yo not tell Brandi to fuck off w/r/t the implication that 'everyone' talks about Bella being an alcoholic, straight up? I love Brandi telling us in her TH she doesn't want to be talked about and to 'get a new subject'. Um, bitch, please. Being talked about is what gives you life. I'm not calling Brandi by her name anymore because I just can't. From here on out, even though it takes longer to type, she is Dirty Tampon String. Pinky, please, we all know you were a partier. Eileen, you go girl, make some shit your business, just know that this luncheon is going to turn into yet another Richards sisters power hour. Eileen looks younger than Kyle to me--damn, girl. How is it that I just noticed this? Kim, all of your intentions are totally fucking mixed up, so please shut your mouth about other people's intentions. Kyle, the reason that your sister thinks you're trying to hurt her is because she is a professional victim. Haha--Eileen is over the Richards show. I am over the Richards show, too, Eileen, can I come and sit at your table? Can you teach me how to look good? Kyle, don't ask US how many more times the two of you can do this dance--I think you know the answer, so fucking move on, yes? Lisa R. is the real truth cannon, bitches. It is fucking bullshit to walk on eggshells, Lisa R. You are right. Can I come and sit at your table too? This episode was boring. I got nothing.

Well, I'm pretty heated in this thread so clearly I didn't pick a side and stay out of anything on an emotional level as a viewer. Someone asked a question about debate and I responded. And now I have to go make dinner. Shit! This was getting exciting! Ah well. Off to my brussels sprouts. Keep the fires burning, folks.

Who the hell smacked Lisa V? I feel so out of the loop, not having seen this trailer. Now you can't pull me away from the set. So sad. I need a twelve-step program to get me to stop watching this shit.

Is that Eileen's blonde head that we see from the back, sitting calmly next to the guy restraining Lisa R. while the tossing and smashing is happening? Because that shit would crack me up with a quickness. The soap queens have seen it all, too funny.

Where is this from?! I'm telling you, Lisa R. is the one who will go Oklahoma on Brandi's ass.

No, I don't. If people are 'observing' something 'differently' about a drunk's interactions with a junkie, then yes, I have heated feelings about that, not too ashamed either. And for one? I'm glad we can have rousing debates here instead of the 'stifle it' shit we routinely caught over at TWoP. I have no beef with you, but I prefer to state things plainly and be upfront about what I think, especially if I perceive that something real is going down, and in this situation, I do. eta: OH MY GOD! I'M A TRUTH CANNON!

No, no. Brandi is sweet, and kind-hearted, and a gentle soul. We see this play out every single week on this show. She never threatens anyone, she never makes fucked up decisions, she doesn't get wasted and say the hurtful shit that you told her in a moment of weakness or thinking maybe she's your friend, she doesn't blow through people's lives like some kind of tornado with a brain that knows exactly where it needs to land to do the most damage. Brandi is cunning as fuck, and I'll give her that with honors. Hell, I'll even say that I envy her wardrobe and wish I could still pull that shit off sometimes, and that I used to like her. No more, sorry. What Brandi is not--and has never been--is a damsel in distress. She really, really doesn't need anyone to defend her bullshit when it comes to Kim Richards and Kim's inability to stay sober, because Brandi is playing with someone's life. In my opinion. And I don't like Kim Richards either.

I don't believe Kim even has a sponsor. I really don't. She definitely doesn't use twelve step.

And this, after having been through the wringer god knows how many times that we haven't seen with Kim--who, let us keep at the forefront, is a junkie who seems to have never been on the wagon and is at a very real risk of dying--makes Kyle a naughty naughty mean girl how, exactly? Pfft. I would have been right up there with her telling her to get away and stay away, and to not get in my business ever again. Now, If Kim wants to kill herself with Brandi? No, Kyle has no control over that. But I'd be damned if I'd sit there and watch it happen without making some noise about it. Brandi is walking human garbage, and I honestly cannot believe there is any defense for this shit she's pulling, on any level.

You learn how to debate a topic without (emotionally) picking a side in any debate class or group in any high school across the country.

It was Popov. You know. The kind of vodka you get in the giant plastic jug that tastes worse than well vodka at your local happy hour.

Yes, poor, sweet Brandi, attacked for no reason by an irrational woman. Someone call the whaaaaambulance for her. Again, so what? How does any of this absolve Brandi from being the same asshat we have seen on our screens for the last interminably long three years in any way? I don't like Kyle, but I refuse to say 'Oh, you fucking asshole' because Brandi is a drunk who is enabling her sister. Who could die. Because she's a junkie. So yeah, I give Kyle a pass.

I think these pictures, taken out of context, look very damning, sure. However, we all know that 1. Kim was high as a kite that night. 2. Brandi was enabling her. 3. Brandi would not let Kyle speak to her sister. 4. Brandi is a dirty tampon string. 5. Brandi does not give two actual shits about Kim Richards. Brandi gives a shit about airtime and attention whoring. In light of that and as stated before, I would likely have gone after her in the same way. If a loved one of mine is ill, and you are fucking with them? I will get on you. End of.

Also, if you rewatch the clip of the actual fight, who is the party speaking loudly enough so that her voice carries through the place like a fucking foghorn to draw maximum attention to her 'defense' of Kim? That would be Brandi. Kyle may be pissed, but she still keeps her voice at a reasonable level for most of it. Oh, Brandi, I see you, honey.

This is so lulzy to me. Look. If I had an addict sister or a brother or a friend or a second cousin twice removed or what the fuck ever, and some idiot fuck like Brandi is filling their head full of nonsense and bullshit, and I try to go talk some sense to the aforementioned...whoever the hell they are? Brandi tries to keep me away, Brandi is going to get told to stay away. She doesn't stay away? She gets a kick in the cooch. She shows up at a party of mine? She's going to get another one. This is very tacky of me, and very rude. It is also the truth. Also, I like using the word fuck and other assorted curse words. Sorry. If you have problems, send me a C&D. :)

Kim doesn't even know whether today is yesterday, how can she be bothered to remember how long she spent in the hospital? I'm sorry, her brain is fried from all the shit she's been filling it with for the past thirty-something years.

Ding ding ding! You win the big prize! It looks that way because it is. This was a full on setup.